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Katrina

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Jul 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/9/99
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In article <19990709085719...@ng36.aol.com>, MHe1366736
<mhe13...@aol.com> writes
>Nice English Gentleman, 28, will bring to bear his erotic charms and magnetic
>personality on any who require it from time to time. Physically alluring,
>possessed of noted stamina, and clean and healthy, will not fail to satisfy any
>women, and will consider any entertaining sexual permutation.
>5' 6", dark blonde, strong and dextrous.

Sorry, prefer shaped plastic with a battery.
More action, less ego.....
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Alistair Mann

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Katrina wrote in message <3Baj6MA7...@moonlight0.demon.co.uk>...

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>Sorry, prefer shaped plastic with a battery.
>More action, less ego.....

I seem to remember that a lady was x-rayed having used a battery operated
Sindy doll as a 'close companion'. Was that you? ;-)

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Clinker, Giles (EXCHANGE:HAL02:HQ12)

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Katrina wrote:

> In article <19990709085719...@ng36.aol.com>, MHe1366736
> <mhe13...@aol.com> writes
> >Nice English Gentleman, 28, will bring to bear his erotic charms and magnetic
> >personality on any who require it from time to time. Physically alluring,
> >possessed of noted stamina, and clean and healthy, will not fail to satisfy any
> >women, and will consider any entertaining sexual permutation.
> >5' 6", dark blonde, strong and dextrous.
>

> Sorry, prefer shaped plastic with a battery.
> More action, less ego.....

> --
> Katrina
> :*``*:::*``*:

I think he meant Stumpy English Gentlemen. I bet that strong, dextrous hair is a
sight to behold too.

G

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Katrina

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Jul 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/9/99
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In article <37860917...@europem01.nt.com>, Clinker, Giles
(EXCHANGE:HAL02:HQ12) <gecl...@europem01.nt.com> writes

>Katrina wrote:
>
>> In article <19990709085719...@ng36.aol.com>, MHe1366736
>> <mhe13...@aol.com> writes
>> >Nice English Gentleman, 28, will bring to bear his erotic charms and magnetic
>> >personality on any who require it from time to time. Physically alluring,
>> >possessed of noted stamina, and clean and healthy, will not fail to satisfy
>any
>> >women, and will consider any entertaining sexual permutation.
>> >5' 6", dark blonde, strong and dextrous.
>>
>> Sorry, prefer shaped plastic with a battery.
>> More action, less ego.....

>I think he meant Stumpy English Gentlemen. I bet that strong, dextrous hair is a
>sight to behold too.
Male Medusa rather than seducer, I think

Katrina

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In article <931529841.14689.0...@news.demon.co.uk>,
Alistair Mann <alis...@lgeezer.demon.co.uk> writes

>Katrina wrote in message <3Baj6MA7...@moonlight0.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>>Sorry, prefer shaped plastic with a battery.
>>More action, less ego.....
>
>I seem to remember that a lady was x-rayed having used a battery operated
>Sindy doll as a 'close companion'. Was that you? ;-)

No, I'm not bi :P

Nat Pryce

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Katrina wrote:
>
> In article <19990709085719...@ng36.aol.com>, MHe1366736
> <mhe13...@aol.com> writes
> >Nice English Gentleman, 28, will bring to bear his erotic charms and magnetic
> >personality on any who require it from time to time. Physically alluring,
> >possessed of noted stamina, and clean and healthy, will not fail to satisfy any
> >women, and will consider any entertaining sexual permutation.
> >5' 6", dark blonde, strong and dextrous.
>

> Sorry, prefer shaped plastic with a battery.
> More action, less ego.....

I'll read "Game Boy" adverts in a whole new light from now on!

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Zobo Kolonie

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MHe1366736 wrote in message <19990709085719...@ng36.aol.com>...

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>5' 6", dark blonde, strong and dextrous.
>
Ahhhh so that's how shortarsed gits get laid... I did wonder :-)

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ma...@depressive.co.uk

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Zobo Kolonie <zo...@kolonie.SPAMSUCKSdircon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3786...@newsread3.dircon.co.uk...

> MHe1366736 wrote in message
<19990709085719...@ng36.aol.com>...
> >
> >5' 6", dark blonde, strong and dextrous.
> >
> Ahhhh so that's how shortarsed gits get laid... I did wonder :-)
>
> ZK

Isn't it normally along the lines of 'photographer seeks models'?

Alistair Mann

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ma...@depressive.co.uk wrote in message <7m5brq$fa0$1...@ayers.ftech.net>...

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>Zobo Kolonie <zo...@kolonie.SPAMSUCKSdircon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:3786...@newsread3.dircon.co.uk...
>> MHe1366736 wrote in message
><19990709085719...@ng36.aol.com>...
>> >
>> >5' 6", dark blonde, strong and dextrous.
>> >
>> Ahhhh so that's how shortarsed gits get laid... I did wonder :-)
>>
>Isn't it normally along the lines of 'photographer seeks models'?

Or ' Zobo seeks exotic mineral for multifaceted relationship'?

Steve Massheder

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Katrina, really, there are children reading this newsgroup.

Steve


Katrina <tri...@moonlight0.demon.co.uk> wrote in message >


> Sorry, prefer shaped plastic with a battery.
> More action, less ego.....

brymor

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Reading uk.local.london article<3Baj6MA7...@moonlight0.demon.co.uk>
onFri, 9 Jul 1999 at 15:11:07, I noticed that Katrina <trinast@moonlight
0.demon.co.uk> electronically wrote the following

>In article <19990709085719...@ng36.aol.com>, MHe1366736
><mhe13...@aol.com> writes
>>Nice English Gentleman, 28, will bring to bear his erotic charms and magnetic
>>personality on any who require it from time to time. Physically alluring,
>>possessed of noted stamina, and clean and healthy, will not fail to satisfy any
>>women, and will consider any entertaining sexual permutation.
>>5' 6", dark blonde, strong and dextrous.
>
>Sorry, prefer shaped plastic with a battery.
>More action, less ego.....

You mean you prefer a GameBoy to a Game man?
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Katrina

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In article <7m5gu9$8av$1...@gxsn.com>, Steve Massheder
<stev...@bigfoot.com> writes

>Katrina, really, there are children reading this newsgroup.

Yes, sorry I know, and most of them post to it too :P
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