Re: Sorry to hear

[johannes]

"<> Mary MaC <>" wrote:
>
> You have subscribed to a special newsgroup set up by
> the the NuLabour Government to plug the gaps created by
> the abysmal failure of the Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
> which was implemented by the last Tory Government. This
> policy was not only continued but also expanded by this
> NuLabour Government.
>
> The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
> individuals who would otherwise be spending their days sitting
> at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
> to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
> of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
> shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and
> objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
> of the problem of who they were next going to knife to death.
> Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the
> articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in
> driving HMGs target audience away. Independent research has
> shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
> called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
> had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to protect what
> was left of their sanity. This has happened to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.
> This newsgroup in particular is a very good example
> of another HMG failure
>
> I trust this post will help guide you in your future dealings with this
> newsgroup.
>
> Thank you.

An unoriginal copy n' paste, posted by someone they let out prematurely.

[Richard]

Even watching Mike Crowe putting his size 9s in his mouth is more
entertaining than these moronic cut and paste merchants!