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Ginchy

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Jul 29, 2008, 2:22:14 PM7/29/08
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Anyone here a regular drinker of it?

What have they done to our beer? These new twist caps are awful its like its
a totally different beer and is tasteless and has no gas in it whereas the
ordinary capped beer was smooth and lovely with a lovely big head rising up
the bottle and often overflowing after the first swig.

The new stuff is harsh and tasteless. The wee local corner shop was the only
place I could get the "original" ones and now they too have converted to the
twist caps.

I know it wont do any good but I was going to write to them and get all my
mates in the pub to sign the letter as they all feel the same. Anyone know
an address or website I could use?


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Wog @wherever.co.ck Porridge Wog

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Jul 29, 2008, 4:09:24 PM7/29/08
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"Jim" <j...@scotfree.eu> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:22:14 +0100, "Ginchy"
> <avma...@BBBBBbtinternet.com>

> wrote:
>
>>Anyone here a regular drinker of it?
>
> No, it's American crap.
>

No, it is brewed in Burton on Trent is it not?


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"Porridge Wog" <Porridge Wog @ Wherever.co.ck> wrote in message
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If I make stovies in Canada its still "Braw traditional Scottish grub!" ;-)

The recipe is thought up in America, so its American pish water.

I shall report back as to what the beer is like in Canada, I'm sure it'll
find a way to my discerning pallatte at SOME point over the next six weeks
;)

biz


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charles

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Jul 30, 2008, 11:45:44 AM7/30/08
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In article <g1r094h41kdfvh60p...@4ax.com>,
Jim <j...@scotfree.eu> wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:13:46 +0100, Your_Own_Personal_Jesus
> <yo...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> >On 29/07/2008 at 19:22:14 Ginchy wrote :
> >> Anyone here a regular drinker of it?
> >
> >> What have they done to our beer? These new twist caps are awful its
> >> like its a totally different beer and is tasteless and has no gas in
> >> it whereas the ordinary capped beer was smooth and lovely with a
> >> lovely big head rising up the bottle and often overflowing after the
> >> first swig.
> >

> >Fosters has changed to, maybe time to find a decent beer (or lager)
> >from the UK ;-)

> Or from the Czech Republic - Budweiser Budvar (not the American
> crap of the same name), or you could try Cains of Liverpool for one
> of the few British lagers that are worth drinking.

personally, I appreciate Tennents'

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Using a RISC OS computer running v5.11

Wog @wherever.co.ck Porridge Wog

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Jul 30, 2008, 3:06:48 PM7/30/08
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"Jim" <j...@scotfree.eu> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:13:46 +0100, Your_Own_Personal_Jesus
> <yo...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>>On 29/07/2008 at 19:22:14 Ginchy wrote :
>>> Anyone here a regular drinker of it?
>>
>>> What have they done to our beer? These new twist caps are awful its like
>>> its
>>> a totally different beer and is tasteless and has no gas in it whereas
>>> the
>>> ordinary capped beer was smooth and lovely with a lovely big head rising
>>> up
>>> the bottle and often overflowing after the first swig.
>>
>>Fosters has changed to, maybe time to find a decent beer (or lager)
>>from the UK ;-)
>
> Or from the Czech Republic - Budweiser Budvar (not the American
> crap of the same name), or you could try Cains of Liverpool for one
> of the few British lagers that are worth drinking.

Or Schehallion from Harvistoun?


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Jul 30, 2008, 6:08:52 PM7/30/08
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"Jim" <j...@scotfree.eu> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:17:09 +0100, " \\¯`·.¸biz¸.·´¯/"
> <moc.liamG@aynezib>

> wrote:
>
>>I shall report back as to what the beer is like in Canada, I'm sure it'll
>>find a way to my discerning pallatte at SOME point over the next six weeks
>
> Do you mean "pallette" or "palate" ??

I'm taking a forklift around all the bars in Regina, SK and filling a
PALLETTE with many differing beers!

So :-P***

lol

>
> --
>
> Jim.
>
> The chip: The British contribution to
> world cuisine.


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Stewart Smith

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Jul 31, 2008, 8:21:34 AM7/31/08
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Jim wrote:
> I expect you mean "Tennants". Despite being of Scots origin, it's
> still ghastly compared with French, Belgian or Czech beers.
>

Cooking lager... Schiehallion is nice though, as is Latitude (Atlas
Brewery) if you're talking cask conditioned lagers.

Stewart

charles

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Jul 31, 2008, 10:32:46 AM7/31/08
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In article <mua3941ltjuuc6va6...@4ax.com>,
Jim <j...@scotfree.eu> wrote:

> I expect you mean "Tennants". Despite being of Scots origin, it's


> still ghastly compared with French, Belgian or Czech beers.

no, it's "Tennent's" - I copied it off the can. And, it depends on what
you like. I don't want loads of alcohol.

Peter Hucker

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Jul 31, 2008, 2:16:00 PM7/31/08
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On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:11:23 +0100, Walt Davidson <g3...@despammed.com>
wrote:

> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:06:48 +0100, "Porridge Wog" <Porridge Wog @
> Wherever.co.ck> wrote:
>
>> Or Schehallion from Harvistoun?
>
> Or even Schiehallion from Harviestoun.

Don't be so fucking dull.

--
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http://www.petersphotos.com

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.
When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other
and said:
"Did you notice the small dicks on the rich kids?"
The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play
with!"

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Craig Oldfield

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Jul 31, 2008, 10:39:08 PM7/31/08
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"Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:11:23 +0100, Walt Davidson <g3...@despammed.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:06:48 +0100, "Porridge Wog" <Porridge Wog @
>> Wherever.co.ck> wrote:
>>
>>> Or Schehallion from Harvistoun?
>>
>> Or even Schiehallion from Harviestoun.
>
> Don't be so fucking dull.

'Scus me Phucker. Why haven't you posted your shit stirring comments to your
home group?

Rectified.


Paul {Hamilton Rooney}

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Aug 1, 2008, 7:16:09 AM8/1/08
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On Aug 1, 10:39 am, "Craig Oldfield" <fatbastard@gotta_eat_em_all.com>
wrote:
> "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message

I killed you while you were smearing your pie-waste on your white
socks and vainly clutching for an AK 47 that had been promised to you
by Neil Barker, but which was unforthcoming, as it was entirely
imaginary.

Do you claim to have survived the incident?

Yes or no?

Stop squirming, worm - just answer the question.

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Craig Oldfield

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Aug 1, 2008, 8:30:17 AM8/1/08
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"Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulV...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Yes or no?

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Another wankstain poster who has a broken reader. I will answer you this
time but no more until

a) You get little arrows on your posts
b) You fix your sig

Answers:
I never ever wasted any pies so you are lying again Rooney.
Any business involving g*ns between Neil and I will remain between Neil and
I.
What incident?

Now just fuck off back to Liverpool Rooney and leave us all in peace.


Neil Barker

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Aug 1, 2008, 11:04:07 AM8/1/08
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"Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulV...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I killed you while you were smearing your pie-waste on your white


socks and vainly clutching for an AK 47 that had been promised to you
by Neil Barker, but which was unforthcoming, as it was entirely
imaginary.

Do you claim to have survived the incident?

Yes or no?

Stop squirming, worm - just answer the question.

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Rooney, you are off again with your bloody sigs. You will get no sensible
conversations in here so long as you choose that route. And please do not
discuss A*4* or other hardw**e in open posts. It could land you in hot
water.

--
Neil


Peter Hucker

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Aug 1, 2008, 1:08:51 PM8/1/08
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He has arrows on his posts. It was YOUR reply to him that failed to have
arrows added.

Small Busted Women...
..don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
..know that everything more than a handful is wasted
..can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves
out

Peter Hucker

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Aug 1, 2008, 1:09:20 PM8/1/08
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I don't have a home group. They are all equal. And I post to where the
post I'm replying to is.

A blonde is walking down a creek. While she's looking around she notices
Judi walking along the other side of the creek. She yells to the other
blonde. "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
Judi replies, "You are on the other side!"

Peter Hucker

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Aug 1, 2008, 1:28:32 PM8/1/08
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Only if you're MI5 victim.

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can
find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

hones...@centurytel.net

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Aug 1, 2008, 1:42:41 PM8/1/08
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Fuck! an "arrow lame".

HJ


hones...@centurytel.net

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Aug 1, 2008, 1:44:19 PM8/1/08
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"Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:39:08 +0100, Craig Oldfield
> <fatbastard@gotta_eat_em_all.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message
>> news:op.ue540...@fx62.mshome.net...
>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:11:23 +0100, Walt Davidson <g3...@despammed.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:06:48 +0100, "Porridge Wog" <Porridge Wog @
>>>> Wherever.co.ck> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Or Schehallion from Harvistoun?
>>>>
>>>> Or even Schiehallion from Harviestoun.
>>>
>>> Don't be so fucking dull.
>>
>> 'Scus me Phucker. Why haven't you posted your shit stirring comments to
>> your
>> home group?
>>
>> Rectified.
>
> I don't have a home group. They are all equal. And I post to where the
> post I'm replying to is.
>
Phucker replies to"

"Where The Boys Are"


HJ


hones...@centurytel.net

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Aug 1, 2008, 1:46:43 PM8/1/08
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"Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message
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Phucker is a "BM" victim...the last guy he screwed in the arse, shit on him.

HJ


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"Jim" <j...@scotfree.eu> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:09:27 +0100, Walt Davidson <g3...@despammed.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:08:52 +0100, " \\¯`·.¸biz¸.·´¯/"

>><moc.liamG@aynezib> wrote:
>>
>>>>>I shall report back as to what the beer is like in Canada, I'm sure
>>>>>it'll
>>>>>find a way to my discerning pallatte at SOME point over the next six
>>>>>weeks
>>>>
>>>> Do you mean "pallette" or "palate" ??
>>>
>>>I'm taking a forklift around all the bars in Regina, SK and filling a
>>>PALLETTE with many differing beers!
>>
>>I think you mean a PALLET. You would not get much beer into the dinky
>>little cups on a pallette.
>
> Yes of course. I plead old age.

And I blame your old age for me making the same mistake by reply!

;-P

>
> --
>
> Jim.
>
> Abortion is advocated only by persons who
> have themselves been born. - Ronald Reagan.


ah

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Aug 4, 2008, 6:25:01 AM8/4/08
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hush, fool!
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ah

Paul {Hamilton Rooney}

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Aug 4, 2008, 7:48:20 AM8/4/08
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On Aug 1, 8:30 pm, "Craig Oldfield" <fatbastard@gotta_eat_em_all.com>
wrote:
> "Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:d5389622-a9d1-4479...@u6g2000prc.googlegroups.com...
> Now just fuck off back to Liverpool Rooney and leave us all in peace.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

What is your current weight?

--55

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Paul {Hamilton Rooney}

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Aug 4, 2008, 7:49:38 AM8/4/08
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On Aug 1, 11:04 pm, "Neil Barker" <n...@enemas.nu> wrote:
> "Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:d5389622-a9d1-4479...@u6g2000prc.googlegroups.com...

I never had any sensible conversation here - that's the beauty of the
new dl.

-2-""

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Peter Hucker

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Aug 4, 2008, 12:55:53 PM8/4/08
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Where'ed he go anyway? I know his altopia account got nuked :-)

Love conquers all, unless of course you're playing tennis.

Craig Oldfield

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"Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulV...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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What is your current weight?

--55

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I have lost a lot of weight unlike yourself whose head just keeps getting
bigger and bigger. Just like your tranny mate James Follett. Did you bring
him a nice WXXXXXXXXXX size sarong back from China?


Paul {Hamilton Rooney}

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Aug 5, 2008, 4:05:48 AM8/5/08
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On Aug 5, 2:34 am, "Craig Oldfield" <fatbastard@gotta_eat_em_all.com>
wrote:
> "Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:96c0ead0-3f9f-46e0...@w39g2000prb.googlegroups.com...

>
> What is your current weight?
>
> --55
>
> r
> a
> l
> p
>
> u
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> I have lost a lot of weight unlike yourself whose head just keeps getting
> bigger and bigger. Just like your tranny mate James Follett. Did you bring
> him a nice WXXXXXXXXXX size sarong back from China?

Yes, I did. He looks very fetching in it. He's not my mate, but I owe
him a debt of gratitude for his assistance in cleaning out the scum
from the old demon.local. I wouldn't have done it without his support.
I knew, once the cracks appeared, that I would be successful. I don't
say I couldn't have done it - I've no false modesty as you know well -
but I probably wouldn't have bothered had not he and Neil Tungate
emailed me supportive messages. And of course, James had the balls to
support me in public here in the ng. So I say, a toast to JF, for his
good deeds!

--

"Those who indulge in chest-beating about how they always win seem to
overlook the fact that the so-called sig-abusers always win, too.
Usenet is
like that. If such meaningless labels are to be pressed into service,
then I
would say that Paul [Rooney] has won. Not only by his undoubted
stamina, but
by the sustained grace, charm, and mischievous wit of his responses."
-
James Follett, novelist (writing in the newsgroup demon.local)

Paul

Craig Oldfield

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"Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulV...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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And of course, James had the balls to
support me in public here in the ng. So I say, a toast to JF, for his
good deeds!

--

"Those who indulge in chest-beating about how they always win seem to
overlook the fact that the so-called sig-abusers always win, too.
Usenet is
like that. If such meaningless labels are to be pressed into service,
then I
would say that Paul [Rooney] has won. Not only by his undoubted
stamina, but
by the sustained grace, charm, and mischievous wit of his responses."
-
James Follett, novelist (writing in the newsgroup demon.local)

Paul

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I rather suspected you would have kept that message Rooney just to fling it
back in a poor old man's face. You really are beneath contempt.


Paul {Hamilton Rooney}

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Aug 5, 2008, 8:56:36 AM8/5/08
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On Aug 5, 5:20 pm, "Craig Oldfield" <fatbastard@gotta_eat_em_all.com>
wrote:
> "Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:89258243-7add-42a7...@v39g2000pro.googlegroups.com...

Hey, Oilfield - play the whiteman. I could have posted this message:

"Low life scum doesn't even begin to describe you [Rooney]. You are
the most
loathsome individual ever to cross the threshold of d.l." - John Kaye
in
demon.local

Or even this one, during the discussion of robustness v. tolerance of
cripples:

"Also long time d.l. reader but never feel robust enough to post
much,
especially since Rooney wrecked the group." - Rachel Sullivan in
uk.rec.walking

Or even this one, during that infamous discussion about whether queers
were more acceptable than cross-dressers (though I can't imagine why
anyone would prefer Neil Barker's dull gaiety to Sherilyn's shining
wit):

"Rooney is one of these vandals and has done his utmost to help trash
dl and
the other groups which he regularly crossposts to. He's created a
false FAQ
and charter" - Chris Lawrence in uk.rec.walking


But I'm a gentleman. The only rule in this group, which you ignore at
your peril (the clock is ticking, btw), is that we observe the rule.

Do you agrebe?

Just answer the question, worm.

Yeth or no?

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Neil Barker

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Aug 5, 2008, 10:12:52 AM8/5/08
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"Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulV...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> So I say, a toast to JF, for his
> good deeds!


He needs a bloody good toasting too. LOL! I hope he has to eat all of his
shepoherd's pie himself at his next picnic.

--
Neil


Neil Barker

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"Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulV...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Hey, Oilfield - play the whiteman. I could have posted this message:

"Low life scum doesn't even begin to describe you [Rooney]. You are
the most
loathsome individual ever to cross the threshold of d.l." - John Kaye
in
demon.local

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yup. John Kaye is another pinko frit shit now afraid of his own shadow. And
to think how many important emails I once shared with him. Never again!

--
Neil


ah

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Aug 6, 2008, 4:27:48 AM8/6/08
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>>> Only if you're M*5 victim.

>>
>> hush, fool!
>
> Where'ed he go anyway? I know his altopia account got nuked :-)

Who beith 'he'?
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ah

Peter Hucker

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Aug 6, 2008, 12:45:41 PM8/6/08
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A spammer moaning about MI5 chasing him all the time.

Customer explaining flooded car to insurance claim investigator:
"It didn't look that deep at first glance - it only came half way up the
ducks."

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Naked Gonad

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Aug 8, 2008, 2:52:51 AM8/8/08
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On 6 Aug, 17:45, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:27:48 +0100, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:25:01 +0100, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Peter Hucker wrote:
> >>>> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:04:07 +0100, Neil Barker <n...@enemas.nu>  
> >>>> wrote:
>
> >>>>> "Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> --http://www.petersparrots.com   http://www.insanevideoclips.com   http://www.petersphotos.com

>
> Customer explaining flooded car to insurance claim investigator:
> "It didn't look that deep at first glance - it only came half way up the  
> ducks."

Being chased by a motorway?.....hmm, I'll have some
of what he's smoking;-(

Gonad

ah

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Chaz?
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ah

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Do you still like photography?
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Peter Hucker

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Aug 10, 2008, 12:38:59 PM8/10/08
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I don't know his name, he was on the telly once.

An English taxidermist is sweating his way through the Australian outback when he comes across a bar.
He staggers in between the beer swilling locals and, in his well educated voice, asks the bartender, "May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man."
One of the locals says to his mates, "Geez, cobbers, what kind of a fucking man's drink is that?"
Then, turning to the Englishman, "Hey! You! Yes you, you fucking Pom! Gin and fucking tonic are you some fucking kind of a poofter or something?"
"Ac...actually," the Englishman, terrified, replies, "I'm a taxidermist."
"Oh yeah? And what's a taxidermist, then?"
"I mount d..d..dead animals."
"It's alright, cobbers," says the local, turning to his mates, "he's one of us!"

Peter Hucker

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Aug 10, 2008, 1:30:49 PM8/10/08
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Do you mean "nudge nudge wink wink photography"?

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ah

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Aug 15, 2008, 8:29:42 PM8/15/08
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Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:39:41 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Neil Barker wrote:
>>> "Paul {Hamilton Rooney}" <PaulV...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:05394d0b-528c-401c...@w39g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
>>> Hey, Oilfield - play the whiteman. I could have posted this message:
>>>
>>> "Low life scum doesn't even begin to describe you [Rooney]. You are
>>> the most
>>> loathsome individual ever to cross the threshold of d.l." - John Kaye
>>> in
>>> demon.local
>>>
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Yup. John Kaye is another pinko frit shit now afraid of his own shadow. And
>>> to think how many important emails I once shared with him. Never again!
>>
>> Do you still like photography?
>
> Do you mean "nudge nudge wink wink photography"?

Mmm . . . could be.
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ah

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Aug 15, 2008, 8:30:17 PM8/15/08
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Must have been a sturdy unit.
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Peter Hucker

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Aug 16, 2008, 1:01:31 PM8/16/08
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You can have sex on the television.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

ah

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Aug 16, 2008, 5:00:32 PM8/16/08
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Thank you.
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Peter Hucker

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Aug 17, 2008, 1:02:15 PM8/17/08
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My TV screen is 0.1mm thick, you may not have sex on there.

The husband gets drunk, and insists on taking a friend home from the pub to show him his posh home.
They get in the hall, and...
"Shee that chandelir, thash mine!"
They progress through the house....
"Shee that big color tel'vision shet, thash mine."
Then upstairs.....
"Shee that king-shise double bed, thash mine."
"Shee that lovely woman naked in bed, thash my wife."
"Shee that feller lyin' on top of her... thash me."

ah

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Aug 29, 2008, 12:41:15 PM8/29/08
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Say . . . Did you get the 1 or 1.2 metre dia. unit?
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Peter Hucker

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Aug 29, 2008, 2:08:27 PM8/29/08
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1.5

Sex drive: a physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at marriage.

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