Paul Cummins wrote:
> We were about to embark at Dover, when
g.odon...@yahoo.co.uk
> (Mrcheerful) came up to me and whispered:
>
>> so a dead body lying in the street is not investigated as a
>> crime, just in case a child did it?
>
> It depends on how they died.
>
> Clearly if they had a massive heart attack, then no further
> investigation is needed since no crime has been committed.
>
> If, however, they died due to a chisel being inserted between their
> 2nd and 3rd cervical vertebrae, that is so high up in the body that
> clearly it was done by someone over 10.
>
> A child (FSVO child) cannot commit a crime. Thus no police time need
> be wasted on investigating a "crime" perpetrated by a "child".
>
> Police time would be better invested actually investigating real
> crime in any case, as against a cyclist on a footpath or a noisy
> exhaust.