Moran grabs 53,000, weeps a bit, and goes free. Unnamed of
Gloucestershire grabs 85,000 and goes to prison. That unnamed of
Gloucestershire goes to prison is quite right, but I bet Moran is
laughing her socks off.
-- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift: Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting