On Fri, 22 Sep 2000 15:30:16 BST, being the year 2753 AUC, "Susan Brace"
<su...@sobriquet.co.uk> wrote: >That said, there were many media images of portly highly camp men when I was >growing up. I didn't spot many fat lezzas (I did see one or two well built >inmates in Prisoner Cell Block H though) but there was a time when you >couldn't turn on the TV without having Christopher Bigguns, Russell Grant
Your average fat poove is usually a good entertainer - it is how they attempt to get people into bed.
-- st mym 'Habet quisque supra domum suum Jovis barbam' Edicts of Charlemagne
St Mym <n...@druidic.isles.net> wrote: > there are few remaining forms of social conformism in the Western World > more repressive and alluringly pernicious than the Gay Scene.
'Alluringly pernicious' - I knew there was a reason I liked it. :)
How about skin tight crop-tops emblazoned with 'I'm being repressed' as this Autumn's ironic fashion statement?
-- Martin ICQ 48819192 Dream like you'll live forever; live like you'll die tomorrow
On Sun, 24 Sep 2000 23:05:11 BST, St Mym <n...@druidic.isles.net> wrote:
>>I disagree. Big boned, muscular men gave way to consumptive delicate >>ones with big hair (hello Laurence! :->) who in turn gave way to the >>steroid-inflated muscle-bunnies of the 80s and then returned to the >>slim-but-muscled ideal of today.
>it's the alternative-universe Trinidadian history again.
All my history comes from MTV :-)
Seldo. -- Seldolivaw - www.seldo.com uk...@seldo.com, UIN 1172379 ---- "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons" -- Popular Mechanics, 1949.
>> there are few remaining forms of social conformism in the Western World >> more repressive and alluringly pernicious than the Gay Scene.
>'Alluringly pernicious' - I knew there was a reason I liked it. >:)
>How about skin tight crop-tops emblazoned with 'I'm being >repressed' as this Autumn's ironic fashion statement?
<swoons>
<QUEEN> Darling, you should be in *marketing*! I need five, in a range of colours! And a little bag with the logo! And an attractive boyfriend who goes out with me because all his mates think I'm attractive, but actually doesn't give a shit about me! </QUEEN>
(But seriously, do you make those things to order? :-)
Seldo. -- Seldolivaw - www.seldo.com uk...@seldo.com, UIN 1172379 ---- "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons" -- Popular Mechanics, 1949.
Susan Brace wrote: > ...there was a time when you > couldn't turn on the TV without having Christopher Bigguns, Russell Grant or > Dale bleedin' Winton imposed upon you.
Still the case! Anybody seen Russell G's awful "postcards" programme (late afternoons, ch5, I think)? At least as an astrologer you got the impression he might know *something* about what he was yattering on about...
Kapitano wrote: > John Rayment <j...@baldy.demon.co.uk> wrote in message > news:39CB2937.DEA7CE4C@baldy.demon.co.uk... > > Mind you, drag reduction has to be beneficial in swimming. The wig and > > falsies would get waterlogged rather sharpish, and slow you down, and it > > *must* be difficult making a decent turn in heels.
> <voice=david coleman> > Errrr.... > Hello and welcome to the alternative olympics. Today we'll be bringing > you live coverage of Drag Swimming, the Uri Geller Spoon Straightening > Championships, Underwater Chess, and Ropeless Bungee Jumping. > We now go over live to David Vine... > </>
> <voice=david vine, feeling unlucky> > As you join us here for the first international convention of Swimming For > Drag Queens, the contestants are lining up. > In lane one is RuRu Le Shag - six foot seven, with hair so big she can't > find a swimming cap to go over it. Next is Groepa Bigfellow, the ex-trucker > and sex-trickster from Texas. In lane three we have MiMi Fondlebodie, > last years winner of the Golden Falsies and runner up in the up rammers > stakes. > Limbering up with her coach is Eartha Pitt the contortionist Brad Pitt > impressionist, and whoever was in lane five has stormed off in a girlie strop. > The sport of Drag Swimming began accidentally with a group of Drag > Racers. A group of these motorsporting crossdressers discovered they were > all into watersports one day, and it took off from there. > </>
> <mercifully fade to black>
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BaldJohn
[0] Sitting In My Chair Trying To Laugh Silently But Failing While tears Roll Down My Cheeks And I Shake Uncontrolably
> >> Oh no, could it be that I actually <whisper> like wimmin?
> >If you discover you do, and consequently have a spare cute young > >man in your possession, adoption can be aranged...
> Is that the rustle of silken wings I hear?
> I don't really do young (I don't really *do* anything). However I now have > a very cute[0] man about my own age after mucho heart-to-heart and soul- > searching this week.
> [0] Sitting In My Chair Trying To Laugh Silently But Failing While tears Roll > Down My Cheeks And I Shake Uncontrolably
It lacks a certain Je ne sais quoi as far as being catchy goes.
Moof - Sitting in he chair having a jolly good catch-up -- Thought Experiments Moof - who knows if he is really Giles Radford? [Close the world, txEn eht nepO] "Nani?" "Nandemo nai yo" -- far too many Anime series
n...@druidic.isles.net (St Mym) wrote in <5aussscglou7jpfsef7hnf8627ct62r...@4ax.com>:
>On Fri, 22 Sep 2000 21:38:43 BST, being the year 2753 AUC, >hug...@hugzee.co.uk (Dave Hughes) wrote: >>I claim tiredness as the main cause for shit like this :o(
John Rayment wrote in message <39CEF621.3EC05...@baldy.demon.co.uk>...
>Anybody seen Russell G's awful "postcards" programme (late >afternoons, ch5, I think)? At least as an astrologer you got the impression he >might know *something* about what he was yattering on about...
On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 23:26:31 BST, being the year 2753 AUC, "Gordon"
<gor...@chello.nl> wrote: >John Rayment wrote in message <39CEF621.3EC05...@baldy.demon.co.uk>...
>>Anybody seen Russell G's awful "postcards" programme (late >>afternoons, ch5, I think)? At least as an astrologer you got the >impression he >>might know *something* about what he was yattering on about...
>*splutter*
stand back, Gordon's having an allergic fit.
-- st mym 'Habet quisque supra domum suum Jovis barbam' Edicts of Charlemagne
On Sun, 24 Sep 2000 23:05:11 BST, St Mym <n...@druidic.isles.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 22 Sep 2000 11:20:42 BST, being the year 2753 AUC, Seldolivaw ><uk...@seldo.com> wrote:
[changing ideals of beauty over the years]
>>I disagree. Big boned, muscular men gave way to consumptive delicate >>ones with big hair (hello Laurence! :->) who in turn gave way to the >>steroid-inflated muscle-bunnies of the 80s and then returned to the >>slim-but-muscled ideal of today.
>it's the alternative-universe Trinidadian history again.
Now if you'd give a reasoned argument why you disagree with Seldo, or stated what you believe to be a more truthful alternative point of view, there might be something to discuss here. As it is this, like all too many of your recent posts (especially in reply to Seldo for some reason) seem to boil down to 'I disagree' and a cheap jibe. A pity, as you occasionally post fairly well-argued pieces.
On Sat, 23 Sep 2000 14:24:09 BST, mar...@speedsix.demon.co.uk (Martin) wrote:
>Gavin Wheeler <gavin.whee...@btinternet.com> wrote: [...] >> You may be bitter, dear, but you *deserved* that singing rubber 'Big >> Mouth Billy Bass'. And I'll be talking to the housebear to ensure that >> you have installed it somewhere prominent! ;)
>*grrr* >The IJB assumed I'd *bought* the fish; apparently it's exactly >the kind of kitsch whatnot he expects me to purchase. :(
See? I'm not the only one who looked at it and thought "it's tacky, it's cheap, it sings badly at the drop of a hat, it's *Martin*!" [then we look more closely, and see that it's not Martin himself, but still the kind of thing he would like]
