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Stephen M Baines

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Oct 6, 2008, 11:03:05 AM10/6/08
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>From The Register:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/06/audacious_tattoo_plan/

The chaplain to the London Stock Exchange may be forced to walk the
plank after demanding that gay chaps be tattooed with cig-packet-style
health warnings highlighting the evils of boy-on-boy.

The Rev Peter Mullen, 66, declared on his blog: "It is time that
religious believers began to recommend ... discouragements of
homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets.
Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides
tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and
their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."
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Hypodeemic Nerdle

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Oct 6, 2008, 12:23:04 PM10/6/08
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What a preposterous man. Mind you, it wasn't so much a demand as his
idea of humour:
http://tinyurl.com/3pfkwq

Very poor.

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Robert Marshall

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Oct 6, 2008, 1:05:17 PM10/6/08
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On Mon, 6 Oct 2008, Stephen M. Baines wrote:

>>From The Register:
> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/06/audacious_tattoo_plan/
>
> The chaplain to the London Stock Exchange may be forced to walk the
> plank after demanding that gay chaps be tattooed with
> cig-packet-style health warnings highlighting the evils of
> boy-on-boy.
>
> The Rev Peter Mullen, 66, declared on his blog:

Only 66? I remember his writings back in the (19!)80s and he seemed
like an elderly loony then

Robert
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Gregoire Kretz

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Oct 7, 2008, 6:53:05 PM10/7/08
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Robert Marshall <sp...@chezmarshall.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

> On Mon, 6 Oct 2008, Stephen M. Baines wrote:
>
> > The Rev Peter Mullen, 66, declared on his blog:
>
> Only 66? I remember his writings back in the (19!)80s and he seemed
> like an elderly loony then

I'm sure he'll take very kindly to your adding him a 6, yes... :)


Greg

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Gregoire Kretz

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Oct 7, 2008, 6:53:26 PM10/7/08
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Stephen M Baines <use...@localhost.kitschcamppalace.org.uk> wrote:

> The Rev Peter Mullen, 66, declared on his blog: "It is time that
> religious believers began to recommend ... discouragements of
> homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets.
> Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides
> tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and
> their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."

Would he like us to explain what we think should be tattooed on bigots?

Niles

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Oct 9, 2008, 9:19:10 PM10/9/08
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On Mon, 6 Oct 2008 15:03:05 GMT, Stephen M Baines
<use...@localhost.kitschcamppalace.org.uk> wrote:

> FELLATIO KILLS."

How?! Suffocation?

n

paul

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Oct 10, 2008, 1:40:47 PM10/10/08
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<veg>

Interesting. Ischaemia? Irreversible irrumation?

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Jon Ribbens

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Oct 10, 2008, 1:41:56 PM10/10/08
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Lockjaw?

Stephen M Baines

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Oct 11, 2008, 10:23:47 AM10/11/08
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Oh, I've had the tetanus jabs, doesn't that solve that problem?

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Jon Ribbens

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Oct 11, 2008, 5:37:02 PM10/11/08
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On 2008-10-11, Stephen M Baines <use...@localhost.kitschcamppalace.org.uk> wrote:
>>>> FELLATIO KILLS."
>>> How?! Suffocation?
>>
>> Lockjaw?
>
> Oh, I've had the tetanus jabs, doesn't that solve that problem?

I suggest you conduct an extensive field test, and report back ;-)

Owain

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Oct 11, 2008, 8:10:03 PM10/11/08
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Jon Ribbens wrote:
>>> Lockjaw?
>> Oh, I've had the tetanus jabs, doesn't that solve that problem?
> I suggest you conduct an extensive field test, and report back ;-)

Where's Kapitano when you need him?

Owain

paul

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Oct 12, 2008, 12:30:18 PM10/12/08
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Should think he's got his hands full right now.

Gregoire Kretz

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Oct 27, 2008, 8:53:24 PM10/27/08
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Owain <owain...@stirlingcity.coo.uk> wrote:

You're not volunteering yourself?

Owain

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Oct 28, 2008, 1:47:55 AM10/28/08
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Gregoire Kretz wrote:
>> Where's Kapitano when you need him?
> You're not volunteering yourself?

I'm strictly a Top.

Owain


Gregoire Kretz

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Oct 28, 2008, 4:53:08 PM10/28/08
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Owain <owain...@stirlingcity.coo.uk> wrote:

Top Shop?

paul

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Oct 29, 2008, 12:04:21 PM10/29/08
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:53 gk...@ficusheian.org.uk (Gregoire Kretz) wrote:

>Owain <owain...@stirlingcity.coo.uk> wrote:
>
>> Gregoire Kretz wrote:
>> >> Where's Kapitano when you need him?
>> > You're not volunteering yourself?
>>
>> I'm strictly a Top.
>
>Top Shop?

Top Banana?

Owain

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Oct 29, 2008, 2:33:18 PM10/29/08
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paul wrote:
>>> I'm strictly a Top.
>> Top Shop?
> Top Banana?

That position's already taken by Susan?

Owain

paul

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Oct 30, 2008, 10:07:06 AM10/30/08
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Indeed you're right, ... how about Top-drawer?

Owain

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Oct 30, 2008, 3:25:37 PM10/30/08
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paul wrote:
> Indeed you're right, ... how about Top-drawer?

I'm decidedly top-drawer, dear boy.

Owain

Gregoire Kretz

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Oct 30, 2008, 7:53:02 PM10/30/08
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paul <use...@watman.clara.co.uk> wrote:

> On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:53 gk...@ficusheian.org.uk (Gregoire Kretz) wrote:
>
> >Owain <owain...@stirlingcity.coo.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> I'm strictly a Top.
> >
> >Top Shop?
>
> Top Banana?

Topkapí?

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