Message from discussion Changing a lamp safely
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Subject: Re: Changing a lamp safely
Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2012 00:44:01 -0000
From: "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com>
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2012 22:15:51 -0000, bert <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> In message <op.wnp4d5poytk5n5@i7-940>, Lieutenant Scott <n...@spam.com>
>> On Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:59:00 -0000, The Medway Handyman
>> <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>> On 13/11/2012 09:15, Dave Liquorice wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 13 Nov 2012 08:43:25 +0000, The Medway Handyman wrote:
>>>>> Whats the matter with you man? Are you trying to kill people?
>>>>> Stage 2A: Turn off power to entire area.
>>>> Whats the matter with you man? Are you trying to kill people?
>>>> You have Stage 2A in the wrong place it should be Stage 1B (I think there
>>>> is a 1A else where in the Subject:).
>>>> You can't have scaffolders construction scaffolding near live electrical
>>> OMG! What was I thinking?
>> Not one of you suggested gloves. What if the bulb broke, the worker
>> yelped, slipped off the scaffolding, banged his head on the way down,
>> and even worse, landed on top of a health and safety officer?
> Or goggles, or Hi-viz jacket so you can be seen in the darkened room -
> after you've fitted the low energy light bulb of course.
Hi viz jackets can make you look so silly.....
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it.
"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"