OT Well the new neighbours are moving their stuff in.

[ARWadsworth]

I suspect they will be fun.

They also have a pregnant Staffie that was accidently knobbed by both a
labrador and a spaniel so they do not what to expect puppywise.

Enough said. My new neighbour is now called James.


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Adam

[Andrew Gabriel]

In article <jnegbs$o5h$1...@dont-email.me>,

Any idea where Paul went? Just wondering, in case
anyone else is in a position to keep us updated ;-)

Oh, and any more said about the Vicar's cat?

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Andrew Gabriel
[email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup]

[ARWadsworth]

Andrew Gabriel wrote:
> In article <jnegbs$o5h$1...@dont-email.me>,
> "ARWadsworth" <adamwa...@blueyonder.co.uk> writes:
> > I suspect they will be fun.
> >
> > They also have a pregnant Staffie that was accidently knobbed by
> > both a labrador and a spaniel so they do not what to expect
> > puppywise.
> >
> > Enough said. My new neighbour is now called James.
>
> Any idea where Paul went? Just wondering, in case
> anyone else is in a position to keep us updated ;-)

Paul has only moved 5 miles away. We will keep in touch until he changes his
mobile phone number, and that is usually about every 4 weeks.

> Oh, and any more said about the Vicar's cat?

Not really. He did thank me for staying with her to the end (I am not a big
fan of stroking/comforting a pet whilst it is put down but I was the only
one available that was prepared to do it) and he gave me the money for the
vet's bill that I paid.

My cat ended up getting all his cats remaining food. He gave the litter tray
and 3 cat litter bags to the local animal rescue centre. Mine don't need
litter trays:-)

--
Adam

[Tim Downie]

Tim Streater wrote:
> In article <jnehr2$at$1...@dont-email.me>,

> "ARWadsworth" <adamwa...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Andrew Gabriel wrote:
>>> In article <jnegbs$o5h$1...@dont-email.me>,
>>> "ARWadsworth" <adamwa...@blueyonder.co.uk> writes:
>>>> I suspect they will be fun.
>>>>
>>>> They also have a pregnant Staffie that was accidently knobbed by
>>>> both a labrador and a spaniel so they do not what to expect
>>>> puppywise.
>>>>
>>>> Enough said. My new neighbour is now called James.
>>>
>>> Any idea where Paul went? Just wondering, in case
>>> anyone else is in a position to keep us updated ;-)
>>
>> Paul has only moved 5 miles away. We will keep in touch until he
>> changes his mobile phone number, and that is usually about every 4
>> weeks.
>

> Why is that?

Because the original owner blacklists the stolen phone maybe? ;-)

Some people are just utterly feckless at hanging on to phones and equally
feckless about hanging on to numbers. If it's a business phone (or rather,
a "dodgy business phone"), there's something to be said for NOT hanging on
to a number for too long. ;-)

Tim

[Tim Watts]

ARWadsworth wrote:

> I suspect they will be fun.
>
> They also have a pregnant Staffie that was accidently knobbed by both a
> labrador and a spaniel so they do not what to expect puppywise.

As they say, once is an accident - twice is carelessness. Unless it was a
gang bang!

> Enough said. My new neighbour is now called James.
>
>

Does he have a curfew tag?


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Tim Watts

[Ian Jackson]

In message <jnegbs$o5h$1...@dont-email.me>, ARWadsworth
<adamwa...@blueyonder.co.uk> writes

>I suspect they will be fun.
>
>They also have a pregnant Staffie that was accidently knobbed by both a
>labrador and a spaniel so they do not what to expect puppywise.
>

1/3 Staffie 2/3 Spanador?

>
>
>

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Ian

[Mr Pounder]

"ARWadsworth" <adamwa...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:jnegbs$o5h$1...@dont-email.me...

"Accidently" knobbed ?????????????????????
>
>

[ARWadsworth]

Ched Evans understands.

--
Adam

[Owain]

On Apr 27, 7:14 pm, Ian Jackson
<ianREMOVETHISjack...@g3ohx.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In message <jnegbs$o5...@dont-email.me>, ARWadsworth
> <adamwadswo...@blueyonder.co.uk> writes>I suspect they will be fun.

>
> >They also have a pregnant Staffie that was accidently knobbed by both a
> >labrador and a spaniel so they do not what to expect puppywise.
>
> 1/3 Staffie 2/3 Spanador?

Wouldn't the offspring be stafadors and staniels?

A spanador would suggest some interesting lesbian doggy action. [1]

Owain

[1] Not a phrase I thought I would ever use in this or any other
newsgroup

[damdu...@yahoo.co.uk]

On Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:50:43 -0700 (PDT), Owain
<spuorg...@gowanhill.com> wrote:

>
>A spanador would suggest some interesting lesbian doggy action. [1]
>
>Owain
>
>[1] Not a phrase I thought I would ever use in this or any other
>newsgroup

Sounds like it should be a product in the Catnic catalogue.

G.Harman

[Lobster]

On 27/04/2012 21:50, Owain wrote:
> On Apr 27, 7:14 pm, Ian Jackson
> <ianREMOVETHISjack...@g3ohx.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> In message<jnegbs$o5...@dont-email.me>, ARWadsworth
>> <adamwadswo...@blueyonder.co.uk> writes>I suspect they will be fun.
>>
>>> They also have a pregnant Staffie that was accidently knobbed by both a
>>> labrador and a spaniel so they do not what to expect puppywise.
>>
>> 1/3 Staffie 2/3 Spanador?
>
> Wouldn't the offspring be stafadors and staniels?
>
> A spanador would suggest some interesting lesbian doggy action. [1]

Well FYI I met a jackapoo at puppy training class this week.



The puppy trainer was telling us about another punter of his who was
proudly showing off his new "Pedigree Labradoodle".

"Er - it's not a pedigree I'm afraid; no such thing; it's just a
cross-breed or a mongrel"

"Yes it is, look: here's the official pedigree chart that the breeded
gave me"

"How much did you pay for that...?"

"900 quid"

"<Gasp>"

David

[The Natural Philosopher]

Tim Streater wrote:
> In article <nKNmr.4610$JQ....@fx02.am4>,

> Lobster <davidlobs...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 27/04/2012 21:50, Owain wrote:
>> > On Apr 27, 7:14 pm, Ian Jackson
>> > <ianREMOVETHISjack...@g3ohx.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> In message<jnegbs$o5...@dont-email.me>, ARWadsworth
>> >> <adamwadswo...@blueyonder.co.uk> writes>I suspect they will be fun.
>> >>
>> >>> They also have a pregnant Staffie that was accidently knobbed by
>> both a
>> >>> labrador and a spaniel so they do not what to expect puppywise.
>> >>
>> >> 1/3 Staffie 2/3 Spanador?
>> >
>> > Wouldn't the offspring be stafadors and staniels?
>> >
>> > A spanador would suggest some interesting lesbian doggy action. [1]
>>
>> Well FYI I met a jackapoo at puppy training class this week.
>>
>>
>>
>> The puppy trainer was telling us about another punter of his who was
>> proudly showing off his new "Pedigree Labradoodle".
>>
>> "Er - it's not a pedigree I'm afraid; no such thing; it's just a
>> cross-breed or a mongrel"
>

> All dogs are either in-bred or mongrels. I know which I'd rather have
> (well, neither actually but that's beside the point).
>

Well No that's not totally true. Especially in popular breeds like
Labradors, because there are so many of them.

The odd thing is our pure bred labrador has on more than one occasion
given rise to a litter of puppies, but only with other black labradors.
He has never to my knowledge shagged any other breed.

And that's all of his own volition.

The terrier seems less sure..

I suspect dogs, like cats do not suffer so much from inbreeding anyway.



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To people who know nothing, anything is possible.
To people who know too much, it is a sad fact
that they know how little is really possible -
and how hard it is to achieve it.

[Rod Speed]

"The Natural Philosopher" <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:jnghmr$9o4$1...@news.albasani.net...

The worst of the pure bred ones do, and that’s obvious in the breed.

[ARWadsworth]

The Royal Family?
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Adam

[The Natural Philosopher]

well yay for Kate then!

[dennis@home]

"The Natural Philosopher" <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:jnghmr$9o4$1...@news.albasani.net...

> I suspect dogs, like cats do not suffer so much from inbreeding anyway.

Hmm..
breed together two pedigree dogs, sort the litter by kennel club rules, kill
the ones that fail, sell the ones that pass.
Sounds like classic inbreeding to me.

[ARWadsworth]

She will soon be bred.

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Adam

[David WE Roberts]

"Mr Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote in message
news:jneo1u$6ns$1...@dont-email.me...

Leaves me with the picture of the male dog going
"I'll just rub noses then sniff your bum...whoops! What happened there? I
didn't know it could do that. How strange."
:-)
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[Not even bunny]

Helmuth von Moltke the Elder

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[The Natural Philosopher]

Is that what they did to you? oh dennis. I am so sorry.

Or were you one they didnt manage to catch and kill.

[The Natural Philosopher]

ARWadsworth wrote:
!
>
> She will soon be bred.
>

or cake.

[The Natural Philosopher]

David WE Roberts wrote:
>
> "Mr Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote in message
> news:jneo1u$6ns$1...@dont-email.me...
>>
>> "ARWadsworth" <adamwa...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:jnegbs$o5h$1...@dont-email.me...
>>> I suspect they will be fun.
>>>
>>> They also have a pregnant Staffie that was accidently knobbed by both
>>> a labrador and a spaniel so they do not what to expect puppywise.
>>>
>>> Enough said. My new neighbour is now called James.
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Adam
>>
>> "Accidently" knobbed ?????????????????????
>
>
> Leaves me with the picture of the male dog going
> "I'll just rub noses then sniff your bum...whoops! What happened there?
> I didn't know it could do that. How strange."
> :-)

that is more or less what happens.

[Tim]

The Natural Philosopher <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
> I suspect dogs, like cats do not suffer so much from inbreeding anyway.
>

Pedigree dogs suffer terribly from inbreeding. Many breeders are quite
happy to breed their dogs with their own offspring resulting in many
recessive conditions being expressed.

Tim

[Rod Speed]

"ARWadsworth" <adamwa...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message

news:jngk59$rtt$1...@dont-email.me...

Indeed. Much worse in some parts of the middle east
where they routinely marry very close cousins. Very
visible in the results they get medically apparently.

[Rod Speed]

dennis@home <den...@killspam.kicks-ass.net> wrote

> The Natural Philosopher <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote

>> I suspect dogs, like cats do not suffer so much from inbreeding anyway.

> Hmm..
> breed together two pedigree dogs, sort the litter by kennel
> club rules, kill the ones that fail, sell the ones that pass.
> Sounds like classic inbreeding to me.

Nar, the real inbreeding you see with the worst of them
is parents breeding with their offspring etc deliberately.

Lot of that is done and it produces some pretty obscene results.

[Rod Speed]

Tim <timdow...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote

And quite a few do that deliberately too.

[Owain]

On Apr 28, 9:30 pm, "Rod Speed" wrote:
> Nar, the real inbreeding you see with the worst of them
> is parents breeding with their offspring etc deliberately.
> Lot of that is done and it produces some pretty obscene results.

BBC has stopped showign Crufts, but ITV still has Jeremy Jyle.

Owain

[geoff]

In message <a032b4...@mid.individual.net>, Rod Speed
<rod.sp...@gmail.com> writes

One only has to look to Australia where its somewhat rife, so I
understand


--
geoff

[Rod Speed]

Owain <spuorg...@gowanhill.com> wrote

> Rod Speed wrote

>> Nar, the real inbreeding you see with the worst of them
>> is parents breeding with their offspring etc deliberately.
>> Lot of that is done and it produces some pretty obscene results.

> BBC has stopped showign Crufts,

The footage from there about what those
clowns did with alsatians is utterly obscene.
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/pedigree-dogs-exposed/

[Lobster]

Indeed, it's a function of being pedigree. Consider that every breed of
domestic dog is descended from wolves - any dog can breed with any dog,
because they are all exactly the same species; and all pedigree breeds
have been created artificially by humans breeding them willy nilly over
the centuries, creating small gene pools by doing so.

To be honest I'm quite uncomfortable about the whole pedigree dog thing,
but ultimately I sold out and bought a labrador because I wanted a dog
with those traits. Ours is very healthy, and looking at the pedigree
chart there are at least no animals in common over the past 5
generations. However, labradors do have are known risks of eye and hip
problems in particular. A reputable breeder (like ours) will screen for
these, and any animal with a 'high hip score' should not be bred from -
"should" being the key word here.

David

[Rod Speed]

Lobster <davidlobs...@hotmail.com> wrote

> Tim wrote
>> The Natural Philosopher<t...@invalid.invalid> wrote

>>> I suspect dogs, like cats do not suffer so much from inbreeding anyway.

>> Pedigree dogs suffer terribly from inbreeding. Many breeders are quite
>> happy to breed their dogs with their own offspring resulting in many
>> recessive conditions being expressed.

> Indeed, it's a function of being pedigree.

Like hell it is with that level of inbreeding.

> Consider that every breed of domestic dog is descended from wolves - any
> dog can breed with any dog, because they are all exactly the same species;
> and all pedigree breeds have been created artificially by humans breeding
> them willy nilly over the centuries,

It has in fact been nothing like willy nilly.

> creating small gene pools by doing so.

Doesn’t have to be done like that.

> To be honest I'm quite uncomfortable about the whole pedigree dog thing,

It does allow much more predictability about what you are going to get.

> but ultimately I sold out and bought a labrador because I wanted a dog
> with those traits.

And that’s what you don’t get with mongrels.

> Ours is very healthy, and looking at the pedigree chart there are at least
> no animals in common over the past 5 generations. However, labradors do
> have are known risks of eye and hip problems in particular. A reputable
> breeder (like ours) will screen for these, and any animal with a 'high hip
> score' should not be bred from - "should" being the key word here.

And that’s what the better breeders do.

[Mike Tomlinson]

En el artículo <guiynFzC...@virginmedia.com>, geoff <troll@uk-
diy.org> escribió:

[inbreeding]

>One only has to look to Australia where its somewhat rife, so I
>understand

Posts to this group by someone who recently joined would seem to support
your hypothesis.

Rod Speed FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v

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[Mike Tomlinson]

En el artículo <a02hac...@mid.individual.net>, David WE Roberts
<nos...@btinternet.com> escribió:

>Leaves me with the picture of the male dog going
>"I'll just rub noses then sniff your bum...whoops! What happened there? I
>didn't know it could do that. How strange."

Conjures up a mental image of chavs mating.

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