Ding Dong Zarqawi's dead - sung to the munchkin song
George
Prior to President Bush taking the podium in the rose garden to make the
announcement, a chorus of munchkins broke into singing:
Ding Dong! Zarqawi's dead. We blew the rag right off his head!
Ding Dong! The Wicked man is dead.
Last night a laser bomb, he blinked his eyes and 'poof' he's gone!
Last night, al Qaidi's dog is dead. He's not worth a camel's spit,
He's blown - to bits - to bits. 'Oh shit', he screamed before it hit,
"Let's get the hell out!"
Too late you stupid fuck, you messed with us, you pushed your luck.
Let them know
Zarqawi's really dead!
Then in a brief statement President Bush delivered the news: "We've
verified that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the al-Qaida leader in Iraq, is
legally, morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively,
absolutely, undeniably and reliably dead."
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld added, "He is not only merely dead,
he's really most sincerely dead."
Although operational details were not released, witnesses claim to have
seen a small wooden house dropped from a US C-5 Galaxy heavy transport
plane directly onto Zarqawi, who was identified by his ruby-encrusted
suicide bomb vest.
FACE
<geo...@wtfiswrongwithyou.com>, in glistered weave writ large for all to
see:
LOL! I hope that argos gets to see this -- "Wizard" dialog used to be
his(or is that "her") specialty.
FACE
TWP
"George" <geo...@wtfiswrongwithyou.com> wrote in message
news:j7-dnbvHKcfk2RXZ...@insightbb.com...
He looked in pretty good condition for someone who just had a house fall on
him! (well, his head did anyway...)
I wonder.... did he ever get those virgins? What if they ran out and they
only have goats left?! :-)
TWP
FACE
<ngspam...@yahoo.co.uk>, in glistered weave writ large for all to see:
>He looked in pretty good condition for someone who just had a house fall on
>him! (well, his head did anyway...)
Right now, Drudge has the apparently non-fixed up picture on his website.
Not really gross, but he isn't cleaned up like for the public pictures
either.
FACE
Jim E
Works for me!
Now to the Crusade!
Jim E
Jim E
"TWP" <ngspam...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:m4KdnVwMhto...@karoo.co.uk...
I thought goats were the number one choice over there.
Those tents on the women have to be for some reason.
Jim E
George
CNN showed the no-cleaned up photos of Zarqawi this evening. Reminded me
of the pictures they showed of the Hussein brothers.
George
O...@oak-invalid.com
wrote:
Goats or virgins, one has to wonder what kind of an erection he could
come up with after shaking hands with two 500 lb pounds and enduring a
brick house falling on his loins.
Oak<my guess is that even the goats wont be interested>
TWP
They looked like waxworks. They must have had a lot of reconstructive
treatment.
TWP