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Phil

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Mar 12, 2003, 12:20:40 PM3/12/03
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Anybody going tomorrow?
--
Phil. Empty bellies not retoric fuel the flames of revolution.

Kevin

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Mar 12, 2003, 1:13:54 PM3/12/03
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On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 17:20:40 +0000, Phil
<sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Anybody going tomorrow?


Not invited!!
Hope you enjoy it.
Well done
Kevin

Phil

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Mar 13, 2003, 4:38:44 PM3/13/03
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In article <RP3x1IAo...@greenheyes.demon.co.uk>, Phil
<sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> writes
>Anybody going tomorrow?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Webster

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:18:53 PM3/13/03
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Phil <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> In article <RP3x1IAo...@greenheyes.demon.co.uk>, Phil
> <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> writes
> >Anybody going tomorrow?
> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> --

so what happened?


--
Jim Webster

"The pasture of stupidity is unwholesome to mankind"

'Abd-ar-Rahman b. Muhammad b. Khaldun al-Hadrami'

Jim Webster

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:19:10 PM3/13/03
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Phil <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Anybody going tomorrow?
> --

doubt they would have me


--
Jim Webster

"The pasture of stupidity is unwholesome to mankind"

'Abd-ar-Rahman b. Muhammad b. Khaldun al-Hadrami'

> Phil. Empty bellies not retoric fuel the flames of revolution.


David G. Bell

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Mar 13, 2003, 5:36:07 PM3/13/03
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On Thursday, in article <b4r05j$56h$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>
j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk "Jim Webster" wrote:

> Phil <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:RP3x1IAo...@greenheyes.demon.co.uk...
> > Anybody going tomorrow?
>

> doubt they would have me

If previous stories are any guide, I doubt you'd miss much.

Maybe Oz ought to send his Hobden to explain things to them.


--
David G. Bell -- SF Fan, Filker, and Punslinger.

"Let me get this straight. You're the KGB's core AI, but you're afraid
of a copyright infringement lawsuit over your translator semiotics?"
From "Lobsters" by Charles Stross.

Phil

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Mar 14, 2003, 8:57:15 AM3/14/03
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In article <b4r056$rhh$1...@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>, Jim Webster
<j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> writes

>
>Phil <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:J2zn7JAk...@greenheyes.demon.co.uk...
>> In article <RP3x1IAo...@greenheyes.demon.co.uk>, Phil
>> <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> writes
>> >Anybody going tomorrow?
>> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> --
>
>so what happened

Farming Ambassador of the year:))

--

Jim Webster

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Mar 14, 2003, 10:02:21 AM3/14/03
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Phil <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> In article <b4r056$rhh$1...@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk>, Jim Webster
> <j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> writes
> >
> >Phil <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:J2zn7JAk...@greenheyes.demon.co.uk...
> >> In article <RP3x1IAo...@greenheyes.demon.co.uk>, Phil
> >> <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> writes
> >> >Anybody going tomorrow?
> >> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> --
> >
> >so what happened
>
> Farming Ambassador of the year:))

I remember the PR slurge and I seem to think everyone was most
congratulatory about your success, but then it all died down and I
forgot all about it :-((


--
Jim Webster

"The pasture of stupidity is unwholesome to mankind"

'Abd-ar-Rahman b. Muhammad b. Khaldun al-Hadrami'

>

Kevin

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Mar 14, 2003, 11:00:40 AM3/14/03
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On Thu, 13 Mar 2003 22:18:53 -0000, "Jim Webster"
<j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote:

>
>so what happened?


I presumed he meant this and I will leave you to guess why he was
there:-

FARMING'S "CREAM OF THE CROP" ANNOUNCED
Farming's highest achievers were rewarded yesterday (Thursday) when
they picked up the industry's equivalent of the Oscars - the NFU
Farming Excellence Awards. The awards - formerly the NFU President's
Awards - are now in their fifth year and celebrate outstanding
contribution to agriculture and horticulture. NFU President Ben Gill,
who presented the array of awards at a gala lunch in London, said:
"The achievements of all finalists and particularly the winners have
been remarkable and their passion and dedication an inspiration to
others.

"I have every confidence that with ambassadors like these, farming and
horticulture has a great future. English Nature Farming For Wildlife
Award - sponsored by English Nature and Country Life - Charles
Bransden, Staines, Middlesex. Great British Food Award - sponsored by
Sainsbury's and BBC Good Food Magazine - Julian Temperley, Martock,
Somerset.

Young Farmer of the Year Award - sponsored by Tesco and Farmers'
Weekly - Bruce Whitehead, Tenterden, Kent. Farming Ambassador of the
Year Award - sponsored by Safeway and Farmers' Guardian - Philip
Smallwood, Stanthorne, Middlewich. Farming Business of the Year Award
- sponsored by ASDA and The Grocer - Rod Adlington, Balsall Common,
near Coventry.

IN MEMORIAM
The Daily Telegraph David Brown Award - in memory of Daily Telegraph
agriculture editor, the late David Brown, and sponsored by The Daily
Telegraph - Caerwyn Roberts, Harlech, Wales. This award is chosen
personally by NFU President Ben Gill for outstanding contribution to
the industry.

Winners in each category, except the English Nature Farming for
Wildlife Award, received £1,000, a commemorative plaque and a framed
certificate. Each runner-up received £200 and a framed certificate.
The winner of the English Nature Farming for Wildlife Award will
receive £6,000 from English Nature and the runner-up £4,000 to
implement approved conservation plans.

National judges were: Clive Aslet, Country Life; Anne Kelaart, English
Nature; Mike Green, Farmers' Guardian; Stephen Howe, Farmers's Weekly;
Simon Mowbray, The Grocer; Janet Gee, National Federation of Young
Farmers'Clubs; Marcus Themans, National Farmers' Union; Gillian Van
der Meer, Womens'Food and Farming Union; Henrietta Green, Food Lovers'
Fairs; Gillian Carter, BBC Good Food Magazine. The judging panel was
chaired by NFU Director General Richard Macdonald.

Kevin

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Mar 14, 2003, 11:25:29 AM3/14/03
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On Fri, 14 Mar 2003 15:02:21 -0000, "Jim Webster"
<j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote:

>I remember the PR slurge and I seem to think everyone was most
>congratulatory about your success, but then it all died down and I
>forgot all about it


I haven't, but that is another hat.....
Kevin

Kevin

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Mar 14, 2003, 11:25:31 AM3/14/03
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On Thu, 13 Mar 2003 22:19:10 -0000, "Jim Webster"
<j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote:

>doubt they would have me


No comment

Kevin
ambles away sniggering!!
(charlie, lima, alpha)

Keith Williams

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Mar 14, 2003, 12:23:44 PM3/14/03
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> >Phil <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>
> Farming Ambassador of the year:))


Well done.....

Regards Keith.


Jim Webster

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Mar 14, 2003, 1:44:00 PM3/14/03
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Keith Williams <Keith.Wi...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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unfortunately, given the priority the government gives to agriculture at
the moment, he is going to be stationed in Ulan Bator. :-((

Jim Webster

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Mar 14, 2003, 1:46:28 PM3/14/03
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Kevin <Ho...@nospamthankyou.farmline.com> wrote in message
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I remember one old lad at some farming function shaking his head sadly
and saying, "tha's blown tha chance of a knighthood lad, coming wi yon
lot, they'll assume you've already got yan."

Hamish Macbeth

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Mar 14, 2003, 1:59:17 PM3/14/03
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"Jim Webster" <j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> I remember one old lad at some farming function shaking his head sadly
> and saying, "tha's blown tha chance of a knighthood lad, coming wi yon
> lot, they'll assume you've already got yan."
>
>


:) you really should do sub-titles for our foreign viewers.


David P

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Mar 14, 2003, 2:07:44 PM3/14/03
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In article <J2zn7JAk...@greenheyes.demon.co.uk>,
sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk says...

> In article <RP3x1IAo...@greenheyes.demon.co.uk>, Phil
> <sw...@greexheyes.demon.co.uk> writes
> >Anybody going tomorrow?
> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
Can I have your autograph? <g>

Well Done!
--
David
Visit http://www.farm-direct.co.uk for your local farmgate food supplies.
FAQ's, Glossary, Farming Year and more!

Michelle Fulton

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Mar 14, 2003, 2:13:50 PM3/14/03
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"Hamish Macbeth" <Ham...@buddenbrooks.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> :) you really should do sub-titles for our foreign viewers.

LOL :-) I actually think I understood it. That must mean I've been around
a while. I truly appreciate Jim's talent at phonetics :-)

M


Hamish Macbeth

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Mar 14, 2003, 2:24:31 PM3/14/03
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"Michelle Fulton" <m.fu...@nospam-sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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One wonders however if the former or later is his normal speech pattern :)


David G. Bell

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Mar 14, 2003, 3:33:20 PM3/14/03
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On Friday, in article
<ORpca.1306$Z43.59...@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com>
m.fu...@nospam-sbcglobal.net "Michelle Fulton" wrote:

John Paul Jones came from just around the corner, didn't he?

Don't tell Georgie that he had the rank of Admiral in the Russian
Navy...

Jim Webster

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Mar 14, 2003, 5:27:44 PM3/14/03
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Hamish Macbeth <Ham...@buddenbrooks.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>

Not needed, Michelle merely takes another shot of swallowing whiskey and
reads it through again until it makes sense.

Jim Webster

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"David G. Bell" <db...@zhochaka.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Friday, in article
> <ORpca.1306$Z43.59...@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com>
> m.fu...@nospam-sbcglobal.net "Michelle Fulton" wrote:
>
> > "Hamish Macbeth" <Ham...@buddenbrooks.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:b4t8q6$nmu$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > >
> > > :) you really should do sub-titles for our foreign viewers.
> >
> > LOL :-) I actually think I understood it. That must mean I've been
around
> > a while. I truly appreciate Jim's talent at phonetics :-)
>
> John Paul Jones came from just around the corner, didn't he?

yep,
the first person ever to land to set fire to a town, and have to knock
someone up to borrow a light.

Jim Webster

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Mar 14, 2003, 5:29:36 PM3/14/03
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Hamish Macbeth <Ham...@buddenbrooks.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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I'm multilingual:-))

It does depend on company. I tend to speak slowly and carefully when
dealing with furriners.

Hamish Macbeth

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"Jim Webster" <j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> Hamish Macbeth <Ham...@buddenbrooks.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:b4t8q6$nmu$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> > "Jim Webster" <j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:b4t8a4$760$2...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> > >
> > > I remember one old lad at some farming function shaking his head
> sadly
> > > and saying, "tha's blown tha chance of a knighthood lad, coming wi
> yon
> > > lot, they'll assume you've already got yan."
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > :) you really should do sub-titles for our foreign viewers.
>
> Not needed, Michelle merely takes another shot of swallowing whiskey and
> reads it through again until it makes sense.
>
>

I think it takes a lot of Whiskey to get from Texan to Lancashire :),
I think you get from Texan to unconscious first.


Jim Webster

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Hamish Macbeth <Ham...@buddenbrooks.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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what a thing to say about a lady.

I'm sure she can manage perfectly well.

Michelle Fulton

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"Jim Webster" <j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote

>
> Not needed, Michelle merely takes another shot of swallowing whiskey and
> reads it through again until it makes sense.

LOL :-))) How did you know ?!?!

M ;-)


Michelle Fulton

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"Hamish Macbeth" <Ham...@buddenbrooks.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
>
> I think it takes a lot of Whiskey to get from Texan to Lancashire :),
> I think you get from Texan to unconscious first.

LOL :-) That was good one!

M


Jim Webster

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Michelle Fulton <m.fu...@nospam-sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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surely that should be "how du'all know"?

I just luv the cute way Americans speak


:-)))


--
Jim Webster

"The pasture of stupidity is unwholesome to mankind"

'Abd-ar-Rahman b. Muhammad b. Khaldun al-Hadrami'


>
> M ;-)
>
>


Hamish Macbeth

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"Jim Webster" <j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> Michelle Fulton <m.fu...@nospam-sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:4Dtca.5$F46.2...@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com...
> >
> > "Jim Webster" <j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote
> > >
> > > Not needed, Michelle merely takes another shot of swallowing whiskey
> and
> > > reads it through again until it makes sense.
> >
> > LOL :-))) How did you know ?!?!
>
> surely that should be "how du'all know"?
>
> I just luv the cute way Americans speak
>
>
> :-)))
>
>
> --

It's that image of Madona in the cowboy outfit isn't it ?


Jim Webster

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Hamish Macbeth <Ham...@buddenbrooks.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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I don't think I would accuse Michelle of being "an incipient pasta
momma" :-))

which is the last phrase I heard about Madona

Kevin

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On Fri, 14 Mar 2003 18:46:28 -0000, "Jim Webster"
<j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote:

>I remember one old lad at some farming function shaking his head sadly
>and saying, "tha's blown tha chance of a knighthood lad, coming wi yon
>lot, they'll assume you've already got yan."

LOL
Kevin

Michelle Fulton

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"Jim Webster" <j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> surely that should be "how du'all know"?

I'm not as good at phonitecs as you, Jim ;-)

> I just luv the cute way Americans speak

I'm thinking you don't really think it's *cute* ;-)

M


Michelle Fulton

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"Jim Webster" <j...@freeserve.spam.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> I don't think I would accuse Michelle of being "an incipient pasta
> momma" :-))

Thank you ;-)

M


Jim Webster

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Michelle Fulton <m.fu...@nospam-sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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If you catch them you and domesticate them properly it is possible to
have them speaking a reasonable English by the time they are adults.

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