Battle of the MCs 2000
Ola Okupe
microphone?
Some of you used to come up with somewhat decent rhymes.
Maybe CDawg the perp would like to take off his apron, take off his pink
triangle, put the brownies down, and step to the mic like a real man.
-O
kilp...@sgi.com
>For old times sake, would anyone like to step of the the virutal
>microphone?
>Some of you used to come up with somewhat decent rhymes.
I won't disgrace myself with my white-boy rhyming skillz, but I think
Ola should definetly break us off sumthin....
Go ola...get busy...go ola...get busy....
--
John A. Kilpatrick Network Analyist
kilp...@sgi.com Site I/S Network Services
http://reality.sgi.com/kilpatri/ (650) 933-4387
"Every journey has a first step..." 5.19.99
cdawg
who calls herself susan rankin, give her five bucks and she'll give you a
blow. /
oops i guess that would make her a whore /
i call her psycho and she gets so damn sore /
everyone thinks she's a crazy slut /
and from what i can gather she must have a large butt /
for only fat sluts such as her can be so trite /
the day she entered the newsgroup was the beginning of my blight.
there is my weak attempt.
Chris Miller
clmi...@ucdavis.edu
ICQ # 4968937
http://members.xoom.com/aptpupil
Ola Okupe <mon...@dilbert.ucdavis.edu> wrote in message
news:7fbtvf$59c$2...@mark.ucdavis.edu...
>For old times sake, would anyone like to step of the the virutal
>microphone?
>Some of you used to come up with somewhat decent rhymes.
cdawg
there once was a bitch named rankin
she would walk the streets a skankin'
her hips and waist were remarkably fat
and that's not to mention that her tits were flat
pose an intellectual question and her mind goes a blankin'
cdawg
--
cdawg
-gone
--
Chris Miller
clmi...@ucdavis.edu
ICQ # 4968937
http://members.xoom.com/aptpupil
Ola Okupe <mon...@dogbert.ucdavis.edu> wrote in message
news:7fjis7$7nv$1...@mark.ucdavis.edu...
>I'm comin out the woodwork like I was a termite,
>my lyrics gonna cause damage like that i'll stuff thermite,
>this was requested my cmiller and the one called Kilpatrick,
>it's like you were a motherboard and I was some static,
>I leave your components all scrambled up and fried,
>I told you to be quiet, I bet you wish you complied.
>But your mouth was wide open, like an infinite do-loop,
>I leave you traumatized seeking a therapy group,
>I've got you cornered like some C++ code without an escape process,
>so just pack up your books and handle your losses,
>You tried to talk all that crap, and called it a caper,
>look at the residue, you need to wipe your lips with toilet paper,
>You look more confused than a CMN major in EEC,
>Hah, I bet you'll think twice before steppin to me.
>
>Gone
>-O
>
>cdawg (cd...@ucdavis.edu) wrote:
>: your turn ola
>:
>:
Ola Okupe
Melissa
> But your mouth was wide open, like an infinite do-loop,
> I've got you cornered like some C++ code without an escape process,
I think these are my two favorite lines. =)
Yamara
After reading cdawg's weak rhyme, I have to admit Ola, this is just
funny. I may have to put this on the .life web page :)
For those who've just tuned in:
http://think.ucdavis.edu/~yamara/ucdlife
I know there are a few newcomers. If you wish to be linked to this page,
just send me e-mail with all the pertinent particulars.
-yams
Adam Trace Spragg
: look at the residue, you need to wipe your lips with toilet paper,
Nice work, Ola... that ruled... :)
Adam
Babelfish
> For old times sake, would anyone like to step of the the virutal
> microphone?
Oh, why not:
Alright, I'm not much of a rapper, but I'll give it a go.
I'll use phrases like "what it be" and "yo, yo, yo".
I'm just your average can't-dance, white-man-overbite cracker,
The kinda guy who drives a Jetta, or maybe a Tracker.
I go to school to get my Master of Science in ME,
My mind is usually full, while my wallet is empty.
I spend my time with video games and fancy electronics,
I just saw a commercial for "Hooked on Phonics"
(or something that rhymes with "tronics", I told you I'm new at this)
My addiction to these media sometimes borders on ludicrous.
But that's okay, 'cause Julie (she's my bride-to-be) don't mind,
As long as I spend lotsa time with her, she'll treat me kind.
Okay, that last line kinda sucked, but, hey - whaddaya expect,
From a guy whose hipness-quotient is somewhat circumspect?
Oh, I almost forgot: Yo yo yo, what it be, ya'll?
I'm flyin' like a coked-up, heroin-addicted seagull.
Okay, I got my token white-boy rapper phrase in,
And here I'll make a reference to a California Raisin.
Well, now, looks like this l'il rhyme is quickly goin' to hell,
So I'll take this final moment to bid thee adieu and farewell.
Snoopy Fishy Fish is in da house.
Peace.
--
Jeff Hemenway
jjhem...@ucdavis.edu
"I can stand the sight of worms, and look at microscopic germs; but technicolor pachyderms are really too much for me." - Pink Elephants on Parade
Jennifer Rutherford
Damn, that was funny!
Jennifer (look, Blaise, didn't leave it all in!)
Susan Rankin
: On Fri, 23 Apr 1999, Babelfish wrote:
:
: Damn, that was funny!
: Jennifer (look, Blaise, didn't leave it all in!)
Yeah, Jeff sometimes you do yourself proud!
Susan R.
Babelfish
Aw, gawrsh... (blushes)
- Jeff
Blaise Camp
> Damn, that was funny!
> Jennifer (look, Blaise, didn't leave it all in!)
Will wonders never cease? :)
-B
Dark PRiSM
: Jennifer (look, Blaise, didn't leave it all in!)
That's a good thing, too. They say the withdrawl method has about
a 25% failure rate!
Oh come on. Someone had to say it >:)
You people are boring me. Ho hum.
Blaise Camp
> <Jennifer Rutherford>
> : Jennifer (look, Blaise, didn't leave it all in!)
> That's a good thing, too. They say the withdrawl method has about
> a 25% failure rate!
> Oh come on. Someone had to say it >:)
The second comma is important, you illiterate bastard. :)
-B
Susan Rankin
: <Jennifer Rutherford>
: : Jennifer (look, Blaise, didn't leave it all in!)
:
: That's a good thing, too. They say the withdrawl method has about
: a 25% failure rate!
:
: Oh come on. Someone had to say it >:)
: You people are boring me. Ho hum.
What a HORRBLE thing to say. You are a totally insensitive person. I
DEMAND an immediate apology.
Susan R. (Suffering from the Spragg Disease)