[ShelleyTheRepublican.com] Maximum Perversum (Germany) : Beyond the Point of no Return to Hell

[Shelley]

Friends
My husband, Steven, forbade me to write about this because he is just to embarrassed, but in the interest of getting the information out, I must write about it.
Steven still has contact to his German relatives, I told him to just not talk to them anymore, because frankly I think they are vile and disgusting, but he keeps the contact alive. He is just such a kind and loyal family man.

His relatives from Germany came to visit us for a week and it was a disaster. We had a total of three Germans in our house. "Heinz", the father, "Elfriede", the mother and their daughter, "Maike". I can't even begin to tell you how ignorant these people are! They have no respect for the American language and no respect for the American culture.


German values and traditions : Strange to the rest of the world

On the drive from the airport to your home they started complaining (it seems that Germans really like to complain all the time). "The American Airline (which was American Airlines) is not as good as their "Lufthansa", "the food on the flight was so awful", "the people at the airport have been impolite", "the streets are not as good as in Germany" and on and on and on.. Every time I became somewhat critical of the German "culture" or their past they attacked America! I brought up the Holocaust and they said: "Hitler created jobs and your President George W. Bush is worse than Hitler!" I did not even dignify this with a response. One one point I just stopped the car and got out for a minute. The complete visit was almost unbearable until Sunday, when I had to throw them out!

Heinz and Elfriede : Lost Souls

Last Sunday we were in church, like any other good American family and when we came back, the Germans were kind of nervous, they were somewhat sweating and shortly after we arrived back they left the house what I greatly appreciated. I aired the house, because I could not stand their smell (by the way, what is it with Germans and taking showers? Do they feel some kind of pain when water touches their skin? They stink!). After a short while I was getting ready to watch my favorite movie which is "Jesus Christ Superstar" when the most disgusting thing in my life happened: In the VCR I found a really repulsive video tape. It was: "Maximum Perversum Vol.6" I is some kind of German extreme hardcore porn. I was instantly getting violently sick. When we were in church praying they watched a porn and probably had sex. I was throwing up.

Maximum Perversum : Sickening entertainment value

I called my husband and told him that these disgusting creatures are no longer welcome in our home! I told him that he had to throw them out as soon as they are back and if he would not do it, I would leave and take the children! As I already told you, my husband is a good and God fearing man and father and he was shocked, too and of course he broke up with these perverts and said to them that they are not welcome anymore. He drove them to the local Motel 6 and said good bye for good.

"George W. Bush is worse than Hitler" : German Reasoning Gone Mad

Friends, on the one hand I wish all this would never had happened but on the other hand I am glad because now I know. Now I know I was right. Germans are disgusting, Germans are lost. In my opinion there is no hope for Germans to get to Heaven. And I am so glad that my husband asked to today if he has relatives in Europe, he instantly replies: NO!
Thanks for reading.
Shelley

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Posted by Shelley to ShelleyTheRepublican.com at 5/05/2006 03:08:00 PM

[Philipp Tietjen]

Funny! Same thing happened to me when I got visited by three Americans
here in good ol' Germany! Very funny article, though... ;-)

[Jeroen Wijnands]

Philipp Tietjen wrote:
> Funny! Same thing happened to me when I got visited by three Americans
> here in good ol' Germany! Very funny article, though... ;-)

Lufthansa.... flew that years ago. Couldn't figure out why an otherwise
very decent airline would have their plane interiors done by the same
decorator who also did most of the atlantik wall.

MP is a very good porn series though.

Jeroen
http://wijnands.blogspot.com

[THe...@googlemail.com]

Your article is pure satire. If not ask god for mercy. Either you are a
good satirist or the most malignant person I ever met on the net.

It is really hard to tell...I have read countless texts but I really
can't make out if this is satire or not.

Could someone enlighten me if I'm on a ultra-right wing site or a
satire site??

[tristan...@googlemail.com]

Sir, You are wrong. We are not "satirists". Nor are we "ultra right"
wingers. We are mainstream Americans and true patriots who are just
standing up for the truth. Please open your eyes and see the harm that
a liberals have done. Somebody has to fight against it.