Its not exactly the same thing I guess, but...
Ricky Gervais got criticized for making fun of overweight people who
have surgical reductions (e.g. "They have bits sliced off and tied up
and sucked out. I want to say to them, 'You lazy f---ing fat pig. Just
go for a run and stop eating burgers. You might fucking die'."). I am
fighting a bit of weight problem myself; I didn't find this offensive,
but not that all funny on its merits. (I did thing this part, not in
the huufpo piece, was funnier: : "In supermarkets, the really
fattening stuff should be behind a really thin door. Shops should be
full of salads, but if you want to get to the pies and cakes, you've
got to crawl through a little tube."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4076644/Comedian-Ricky-Gervais-in-attack-on-the-overweight.html)
RG's rejoinder to the criticism however was hysterical - even if it
risked offending even a wider range of people. So funny that I would
believe it if he said he only did the first bit so he could come out
with the second. So potentially offensive that anyone reading this far
should consider themselves warned about reading further:
In response to the criticism that it is not fair that you can't make
fun of gay people but you can make fun of fat people, RG wrote:
"It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that way.
They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because they
would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat and
eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the
eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people
would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock.
Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more
than enough cock... they're full... they're just sucking for the sake
of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have
the occasional cock but not over indulge."
When I commit to a diet and exercise program (about 6 months out of
the year), it actually works and I drop 30 pounds or so (then gain it
back over the next 6 months... lather-- rinse-- repeat). It astounds
me when people ask me what me secret is for losing weight. When I
reply "diet and exercise," they're almost instantly disappointed, as
everyone secretly hopes there is some other way to do it. I'm not
offended by what he said, and I was mildly amused by it (though I'm
more interested in what Karl Pilkington's views would be). I can only
say that anyone who can't find the humor in those who get the stomach
stapling should meet a former co-worker of mine. She had to have the
stapling done more than once (for the record, more than twice) because
it didn't take. Say what you will, that woman had the mother of all
appetites (as well as the father, two brothers, and a sister).
> "It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that way.
> They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because they
> would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat and
> eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the
> eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people
> would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock.
> Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more
> than enough cock... they're full... they're just sucking for the sake
> of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have
> the occasional cock but not over indulge."
Cleverly worded.
--
Kevin M. (embarking on another diet and exercise regime as soon as the
next paycheck arrives)
per: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4076644/Comedian-Ricky-Gervais-in-attack-on-the-overweight.html
"Pilkington, described by Gervais as "the little round-headed shaven
chimp", said: "The problem is, we've got pills for everything, and all
it does is encourage people to treat their bodies badly. People are
more worried about their plasma tellies than looking after themselves
properly."
BTW, I forgot to ask, what happened to Gervais on Dave last night? My
Tivo said he was going to be on, but all I got was more than I could
stand of Kate Hudson, who for some reason I have never found as
charming or adorable as everyone else seems to find her. And to top it
off they blurred the apparent ass-shot (which may have made her more
charming and adorable) in the photograph Dave held up.
I guess I don't like her because I keep expecting her to have more of
her mom in her, and I don't find near enough.