Craig Defies Himself, Marries for a Third Time

[Michael]

Could it be that the first public revelation of Craig Ferguson's
marriage to his longtime gal-pal (as the gossip columns used to call
'em) Megan was really his cold-open on "The Late Late Show" last
night? I guess Paparazzi Nation wasn't doing its job or, as C-Ferg
might say, didn't give a rat's ass. Or the garrulous, engaging
Scotsman is, in fact, more discrete than his TV persona leads us to
believe.

[Michael]

RE: That "Defies Himself" thing - He had sworn up and down that, after
two failed marriages, he'd never take the plunge again.

[Bradford]

More like there's not a lot of paparazzi hanging
around Vermont in a snowstorm.

[Michael]

Then, they were just lucky. But still, not a peep anywhere else?

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[Kevin M.]

Wait a minute... Craig's straight? I think I just lost a bet.
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Kevin M. (RPCV)

[Michael]

He's not gay. He's European.

On Jan 6, 11:37 am, "Kevin M." <drunkbastar...@gmail.com> wrote:

[pbrown...@gmail.com]

You're calling a Scot a European? If you were brave, you do that to
his face. And get a Glasgow kiss for your troubles.

PB

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[Melissa Neal]

On Jan 6, 2009, at 5:19 PM, pbrown...@gmail.com wrote:

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> You're calling a Scot a European? If you were brave, you do that to
> his face. And get a Glasgow kiss for your troubles.

Craig often refers to himself as a European. It's part of a running
gag to explain weird behavior, as when he claims that he's required to
wear Speedos...because he's European.

Melissa N.

[Michael]

Thank you, fellow LLS viewer Melissa.

On Jan 6, 3:25 pm, Melissa Neal <drmi...@earthlink.net> wrote:

[David Lynch]

Indeed. As the child of a Scottish ex-pat, I would say "English" is by
far the more insulting E-word for a Scot. The English, though, might
not be so happy about being labeled as European, if we want to paint
with such a broad brush.

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David J. Lynch
djl...@gmail.com

[pbrown...@gmail.com]

Two admissions:

1. I don't watch him to enough to have gotten the European
reference... sorry about that.

2. Immediately after posting, I realized I should have written that
the only thing worse for a Scot than being called "European" is being
called "English". Thanks for pointing that out! As far as the
broadness of the brush, let's go with it!

PB

On Jan 6, 8:55 pm, "David Lynch" <djly...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Indeed. As the child of a Scottish ex-pat, I would say "English" is by
> far the more insulting E-word for a Scot. The English, though, might
> not be so happy about being labeled as European, if we want to paint
> with such a broad brush.
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> On Tue, Jan 6, 2009 at 17:25, Melissa Neal <drmi...@earthlink.net> wrote:

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> > On Jan 6, 2009, at 5:19 PM, pbrownpbr...@gmail.com wrote:
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> >> You're calling a Scot a European? If you were brave, you do that to
> >> his face. And get a Glasgow kiss for your troubles.
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> > Craig often refers to himself as a European. It's part of a running
> > gag to explain weird behavior, as when he claims that he's required to
> > wear Speedos...because he's European.
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