If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal Media
James M. Atkinson
If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal Media.........
On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed
On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock
On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed
On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
On feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior
On healing the 10 lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy
On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost
On raising Lazarus from the dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed
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James M. Atkinson
President and Sr. Engineer
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Anne Grant
From: James M. Atkinson <jm...@tscm.com>
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Subject: [TSCM-L] {5370} If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal Media
Mark Pelts
Conservative media. You know... how the world is only 6,000 years old,
people living along side dinosaurs, and so on.
Just sayin.