A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured
that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he
knew that he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more
slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower
as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed.He tried a fourth time with the same result.
He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past
-- this time at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
You can't fix stupid.
If only traffic cams were that smart! :~) .....Here, I am sure they are not, but then again.....our car doesn't move unless EVERYONE has their seatbelt on!
Annette Grant
Albuquerque, N. M.
From: Its from Onion <areda...@msn.com>
To: TSCM-L2006 <TSCM-...@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Wed, November 4, 2009 6:45:38 AM
Subject: [TSCM-L] {4362} Traffic cams
- A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured
- that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he
- knew that he was not speeding.
- Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more
- slowly, but again the camera flashed.
- Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower
- as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed.
- He tried a fourth time with the same result.
- He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past
- -- this time at a snail's pace.
- Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
- You can't fix stupid.
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What I want is one of those precisely timed flash tubes that
change all the traffic lights in my path to green...
--dan