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May 18, 2011, 7:00:41 AM5/18/11
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-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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May 18, 2011, 7:00:26 PM5/18/11
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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May 19, 2011, 1:00:47 PM5/19/11
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-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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May 20, 2011, 7:00:25 AM5/20/11
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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May 21, 2011, 7:02:45 PM5/21/11
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-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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May 23, 2011, 10:01:26 PM5/23/11
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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May 24, 2011, 1:01:45 AM5/24/11
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Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.
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