> There is this story going on in Germany of a guy doing his civil
> service (instead of army service).
> His task was to drive some sort of ambulance car. Once he had an
> accident and the car flipped over several times finally stopping on
> its side.
> The following is the dialogue between him and his supervisor.

> SV: Where the heck are you we are waiting for you
> He: I'm sorry
> SV: I am sure you are sorry, you are the most irresponsible staff we had so far
> He: Wait there is...
> SV: No, get here immediately or you will face some consequences.
> He: Wait....
> SV: No I do not wait.... come here immediately!
> He: Sorry. I had an accident
> SV: F*ck.... something defect on the car (not asking in any way about
> the drivers status)
> He: not sure, but guess the side mirror is gone
> SV (really annoyed): Then pick up the side mirror and come back
> He: Thats a bit tricky
> SV (even more annoyed): Just take the fuc*ing mirror and come back....
> what's so freaking difficult with this!
> He: The car is laying on it
> SV: (click.....)

> Totti

> On 28 August 2012 11:31, Jud Taylor <jud.tay...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Re "Please send a fire truck to the place where the black smoke is coming from!"

>> A Major somehow crashed a Cobra helicopter on 29 Palms (formally, at
>> the time, Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center) and he lived.  So, he
>> radioed to Bear Mat (the range control communications center) for
>> help.  the Major stated he was in the Delta training area (or some
>> other training area, I don't want to argue), and Bear Mat asked him
>> exactly where he was.

>> Given that 29P is in the freaking desert, he said

>> "Mark on the burning Cobra".

>> On Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 11:12 AM, Richard Frankum
>> <richard.fran...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Totti, thanks for the ideas.

>>> On Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 10:57 AM, Torsten Wagner
>>> <torsten.wag...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> If guess with hospitals you also refer to normal doctors offices (just
>>>> to make sure because in Germany there is a difference between a
>>>> hospital and a doctors office).

>>> This was for an emergency poster, so it's almost all hospitals except
>>> for the King Clinic (an exception b/c it's close and English-centric)

>>>> Dentists might be a nice add.
>>>> Maybe for Akiba a good veterinary just in case
>>>> There is a international hotline in Sendai, offering telephone
>>>> translation support. Rather sure there is something like this in Tokyo
>>>> too.

>>> That's the TELL, Tokyo English Life Line, listed at the bottom. They'd
>>> take care of general (non-emergency) guidance much better than we
>>> could.
>>> I'm not sure about translation support other than that. I know the
>>> Shibuya city offices have some but I'm not sure of the scope.

>>>> Furthermore, it might be a good idea to add the absolute minimum of
>>>> Japanese which is needed to call an ambulance, police or fire brigade.

>>> I was thinking of adding another page with information from the
>>> attached file (a wallet insert with just this), but I hate working
>>> with PDFs.

>>>> Totti

>>> --Richard

>>>> On 27 August 2012 20:22, Richard Frankum <richard.fran...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Just finished with a listing of nearby hospitals. The first draft is attached.
>>>>> Anything else needed for an emergency poster?

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