Je vais vous raconter un système de conjugaison mieux que le
Bescherelle. Veuillez arrêter de lire de plus si vous n'avez rien
d'intérêt d'apprendre de quelque chose sur le français, et je
vous demande pardon de vous déranger.
Cordialement,
jmp
Jusqu'aujourd'hui, tous les apprentis du français dans le monde
entière utilisent le Bescherelle (comme « La conjugaison pour tous
») pour apprendre la conjugaison française. Mais le système
introduit par le site www.sixpourcent.com - « Le 6% » - peut nous
aider mieux que le Bescherelle peut le faire.
Selon « Le 6% », pour conjuguer un verbe français, nous devons
apprendre au plus 6 formes d'entre toutes ses formes (environ 100),
car toutes les autres formes de ce verbe peuvent se dériver de ces 6
formes. Et ces 6 formes sont comme suit -
1. la forme pour « je » à l'indicatif présent
2. la forme pour « ils » à l'indicatif présent
3. la forme pour « nous » à l'indicatif présent
4. la forme pour « je » au futur simple
5. la forme pour « je » au passé simple
6. la forme pour le passé participe
Vous pouvez voir bien que ces 6 formes d'un verbe sont 6% de toutes
les formes de ce verbe. Donc ce système est appelé « Le 6% »
(www.sixpourcent.com ).
Cette idée va, naturellement, à un nouveau genre de tableau de
conjugaison - exemple : le tableau de conjugaion du 6% pour le verbe
prendre (veuillez voir www.sixpourcent.com/francais-509---verbe-53.gif
pour plus de details). C'est le nouveau système verbal de la langue
française. Les bénéfices majeurs pourvus de ce nouveau système de
conjugaison sont comme suit :
- Les modes l'impératif, le conditionnel, et le subjonctif
fonctionnent comme « un reflet sur l'eau » du mode l'indicatif
(sans blague) - veuillez voir www.sixpourcent.com/f306.htm pour plus de
détails ;
- Il y a une correspondance serrée entre les structures des formes
verbales et les temps - veuillez voir www.sixpourcent.com/f307.htm
pour plus de détails) ;
- Il y a une correspondance serrée entre les structures des formes
verbales et les personnes de sujet - veuillez voir
www.sixpourcent.com/f309.htm pour plus de détails).
Selon ces découvertes académiques ci-dessus, on voit bien que le
français reconstruit le monde par sa conjugaison.
Et pour la conjugaison de tous les verbes français (environ 10 000),
nous devons seulement apprendre la conjugaison de 72 verbes, car la
conjugaison de tous les autres verbes peut se dériver de la
conjugaison de ces 72 verbes. Donc l'art ou la science de la
conjugaison française est seulement un jeu mathématique (veuillez
voir www.sixpourcent.com/f401.htm pour plus de details) :
- 6% : pour la conjugaision d'un verbe, nous devons seulement
apprendre ces 6 formes ;
- 72 : pour la conjugaison de tous les verbes, nous devons seulement
apprendre 72 verbes modèles ;
- 432 : ce sont toutes les formes que nous devons apprendre pour
maîtriser la conjugaison de tous les verbes français. 432 = 6 x 72,
et ça suffit pour toutes les formes de tous les verbes (environ 100 x
10 000 = 1 000 000). Toute l'histoire de la conjugaison française,
c'est seulement « 432 » mots, rien de plus.
Selon ces découvertes académiques ci-dessus, on voit bien que tous
les verbes français sont réguliers, même pour les trois verbes
avoir, être, et aller, c'est-à-dire il n'y a pas de verbes
irréguliers en français (sans blague).
***
C'est un système de conjugaison qui est mieux que le Bescherelle,
n'est-ce pas ?
> C'est un système de conjugaison qui est mieux que le Bescherelle,
> n'est-ce pas ?
>
One of Lalu's tuak buddies?
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
Maybe it's Lalu himself. PUI (Posting Under Influence)
--
SH
>fr6po...@163.com wrote:
>> Cher(e) ami(e),
>
>> C'est un système de conjugaison qui est mieux que le Bescherelle,
>> n'est-ce pas ?
>>
>
>One of Lalu's tuak buddies?
Mamatd, you must NOT post when you drink tuak! :-)
If you gotta post in french, please attach photos of french au pairs
in skimpy outfits. An au pair picture paints a thousand french words
...blah blah blah....
-dave chiew
Cher(e) ami(e), I will tell you a system of conjugation better than
Bescherelle. Please stop reading moreover if you do not have anything
interest to learn from something on French, and I ask for forgiveness to you
of get out of order. Cordially, jmp Until today, all the apprentices of
French in the world whole use Bescherelle (like "the conjugation for all")
to learn the French conjugation. But the system introduced by the site
www.sixpourcent.com - "the 6%" - can help us better than Bescherelle can do
it. According to "the 6%", to conjugate a French verb, we must learn with
more the 6 forms among all its forms (approximately 100), because all the
other forms of this verb can be derived from these 6 forms. And these 6
forms are as follows - 1. the form for "I" with the code present 2. the
form for "they" with the code present 3. the form for "us" with the code
present 4. the form for "I" with the future 5. the form for "I" with the
preterit 6. the form for the past takes part You can see well that these 6
forms of a verb are 6% of all the forms of this verb. Thus this system is
called "the 6%" (www.sixpourcent.com). This idea goes, naturally, with a
new kind of table of conjugation - example: the table of conjugaion of the
6% for the verb to take (please see
www.sixpourcent.com/francais-509-verb-53.gif for more details). It is the
new verbal system of the French language. The major benefit equipped with
this new system of conjugation are as follows: - modes the requirement, the
conditional one, and the subjunctive function as "a reflection on the water"
of the mode the code (without joke) - please see
www.sixpourcent.com/f306.htm for more details; - There is a correspondence
tightened between the structures of the verbal forms and times - please see
www.sixpourcent.com/f307.htm for more details); - There is a correspondence
tightened between the structures of the verbal forms and the people of
subject - please see www.sixpourcent.com/f309.htm for more details).
According to these academic discoveries above, one sees well that French
rebuilt the world by his conjugation. And for the conjugation of all the
French verbs (approximately 10 000), we must only learn the conjugation from
72 verbs, because the conjugation of all the other verbs can be derived from
the conjugation from these 72 verbs. Thus the art or the science of the
French conjugation is only one mathematical play (please see
www.sixpourcent.com/f401.htm for more details): - 6%: for the conjugaision
of a verb, we must only learn these 6 forms; - 72: for the conjugation of
all the verbs, we must only learn 72 model verbs; - 432: these are all the
forms that we must learn how to control the conjugation of all the French
verbs. 432 = 6 X 72, and that is enough for all the forms to all the verbs
(approximately 100 X 10 000 = 1 000 000). All the history of the French
conjugation, they is only "432" words, nothing more. According to these
academic discoveries above, one sees well that all the French verbs are
regular, even for the three verbs having, to be, and go, i.e. there are no
irregular French verbs (without joke). *** It of conjugation which is
better than Bescherelle, isn't this is a system?
----------------------------------------------------------
posted from free wifi some where in Putrajaya.
WTF?................
--
^^v^^ Adrian ^^v^^
"When you can't do experiments, you have philosophers. It's like those guys over in the philosophy department who give the same exam questions every semester but change the answers."
I think I can understand the French one better. Not that I understand
French.
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
> Maybe it's Lalu himself. PUI (Posting Under Influence)
PUI? When wasn't he?
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
Il n' est moi pas, mon cherie Encik Kunyah. I can't even write that kind of
french writing even under influence of anything, let alone tuak!
mamatd ... Ada oghrang penghracis sesat tu!
ps: Mon (ma/mes) cherie Ami(e/s) means my friend(s) depending on the
conjugate! LOL!
What the fish?!
"tyl" <hate...@nospam.org> wrote in message
news:4324d...@news.tm.net.my...
>S.H.Gan wrote:
>
>> Maybe it's Lalu himself. PUI (Posting Under Influence)
>
>PUI? When wasn't he?
when there's no spelling errors in his post!
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When was there no spelling errors in Lalu's posts?? So far he got only
'tuak' right everytime.
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
The secret is.....F7........press it wisely.............
abe bebual gapo ni, be? kawe tok pahe apo apo pung. mu bebuol bahso apo ni?
nate beruk betul.
--
The Dude
I didn't know Johore got tuak.....
*no need lari.... dude is not himself*
p.s... I see this msg go to all over the Newsgroup... Wonder if everyone
know what tuak is....
not a clue, even looked in a dictionary
what is tuak?
> not a clue, even looked in a dictionary
>
> what is tuak?
>
>
Tuak is rice wine. See
http://www.alloexpat.com/malaysia_expat_forum/viewtopic.php?t=1007&start=0
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
>Adrian wrote:
>
>> not a clue, even looked in a dictionary
>>
>> what is tuak?
>>
>>
>
>Tuak is rice wine. See
>http://www.alloexpat.com/malaysia_expat_forum/viewtopic.php?t=1007&start=0
Tuak is the local equivalent of the gaulish druid's magic potion. (re
Getafix) Can make you do unforgettable things. Usually embarassing.
Ask Lalusana.
-dave chiew
Oh Thank you DAve...Well.. I didn't notice about the effects...
Anyway... Andrian.... This magic liquid, can actually heal any sickness
(mentally).
It can be obtain in Borneo. Sarawak, East Malaysia.
For more information. Please visit http://www.sarawaktourism.com/
p.s ~~~~~~~~~~~.........
>
>"dave chiew" <dave_...@noplace.like.home> wrote in message
>news:barei1pmtkno1ugv2...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 06:30:36 +0800, Rkaru <rkaru_...@tm.net.my>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Adrian wrote:
>>>
>>>> not a clue, even looked in a dictionary
>>>>
>>>> what is tuak?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Tuak is rice wine. See
>>>http://www.alloexpat.com/malaysia_expat_forum/viewtopic.php?t=1007&start=0
>>
>> Tuak is the local equivalent of the gaulish druid's magic potion. (re
>> Getafix) Can make you do unforgettable things. Usually embarassing.
>> Ask Lalusana.
>>
>> -dave chiew
>>
>>
>
>Oh Thank you DAve...Well.. I didn't notice about the effects...
>Anyway... Andrian.... This magic liquid, can actually heal any sickness
>(mentally).
>
I don't think you will notice the effects even if TM's roof caved in
on top of your head. You will just scratch your head and continue
drinking your magic potion ... .
-dave chiew
Thanks for the link.
I always tot that 'tuak' is an a malay term for any fermented drink,
depending on locality. Back where my late mother, allahyarham, came from,
the folks over there use coconut sap to yeild our own 'tuak'.
We plant padi and rubber as well, but our 'tuak' is collected from our
coconut 'nyior' tree. Maybe our rice is not that plenty, so we depends more
on it for making rice, instead of 'tuak'!
mamatd ... do not personally drink the too-fermented coconut sap drink! It's
'haram'! The sweet fresh coconut sap drink is allowed however, i.e. before
it becomes alcoholic in nature. Try
http://www.uni-graz.at/~katzer/engl/generic_frame.html?Coco_nuc.html for
some info on coconut. Dude, these are not the black ones of yours, they are
the green ones!
sometimes, its becomes green. maybe too much usage.
--
The Dude
> Adrian wrote:
>
>> not a clue, even looked in a dictionary
>>
>> what is tuak?
>>
>>
>
> Tuak is rice wine. See
> http://www.alloexpat.com/malaysia_expat_forum/viewtopic.php?t=1007&start=0
>
>
Oh, so it's the Malaysian version of Sake' (Japanese rice wine).
Thanks for the links everyone. Very interesting stuff.
On another note, talk.religion.course-miracle (trcm) seems like a
strange bedfellow for the other newsgroups
this thread was originally posted to. Any idea who
"Putraja...@tm.net.my is", and why they would think this
is at all relevant to "A Course In Miracles"? Anyone?
I don't think anyone here at trcm has an issue with it, but as has
already been said,
What The Fish? :-)
PS.
Have a tuak or two for me. ;-)
No, fr6po...@163.com was the original poster who cross-posted to all
these newsgroups with his/her rant in French. Putraja...@tm.net.my
just replied without deleting irrelevant newsgroups, that's all.
ps. I'm allowed to have tuak :-(
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
There also another guy, who have many personalities... Sometime sg. buluh
R&R, sometimes as alamanda....
p.s And I'm the Tuak Importer.....
And there's a guy in kuching who, whenever he drinks tuak, can speak
in many languages - all with his own spelling. Fortunately for us,
none of his languages are used by earthlings.
-dave chiew
dont you mean you're NOT allowed to have tuak, hence the sad emoticon? dude,
you've got to think before you type. muehehehe.
--
The Dude
The typo could be the emoticon. Maybe he intended to put a smiley
because he is allowed to drink tuak? :)
BTW Dude, you work in the duty free zone where alcohol is dirt cheap,
so does that make you :( ? Bet you are still :) right?
I am not asking you about the CC episode (otherwise you will start
sobbing on my shoulder. Again.)
-dave chiew
haha, well, alkeehawl is dirt cheap here is bloody easily obtainable, no ID
needed. but to answer yer question: no. i dont drink and never will.
(religious beliefs and that sort of thing.) sometimes it saddens me to see
these muslim kids that hang around here and chug-a-lug as if nothings wrong.
gives muslims a bad name. im not saying im the most holy person in the dfz,
(and i do make posters selling alcohol, sadly.) still...
you may think 'what a f'in loser! he dont drink!', well, say what you want,
i'll just sit down, smile and drink my cup o tea, thank you very much. i
know some of you may think 'what wrong with alcohol? aint nothing wrong with
an ice cold can of Bud'. if you're not a muslim, yeah, maybe it isnt. well
anyway, heres a link for a bit of explanation on why muslim are forbidden to
drink alkeehawl for my non-muslim as well as muslim friends. knowledge is
powah!
--
The Dude
Good on you Dude!
As it is, you have already a broken leg and smashed up scooter. Can
you imagine what will happen if you do drink?
But if I ever see you drinking the stuff, I will drag you over to
pakcik warden. He's got some nice looking rotans that he may want to
imprint on your UBUNTU. :-)
-dave chiew
wah, that pakcik warden very kinky ah. does he have handcuffs? waakakakak!
--
The Dude
mamatd ... always wonder why alcohol sounds arabic, e.g. like al-islam,
al-quran, al-razi, al-tabari, al-koholl ... Maybe alcohol is the english
spelling for an arabic fella's name al-kohol, another arabic scientist at
one time? :)
isnt Al something along the lines as 'the' ?? i fergot oredi. my arabic is
so rusty, there isnt even any metal left to rust. meuehehe.
--
The Dude
Lebih kurang itu macam la syeikh!
Syukran jazilan,
mamatd ... So alcohol is The Kohol lah... Sapa itu bahalol muslim minum
kohol lah?
Ahh yess... sometimes, when you get to be as old as I, you forget
things... :-)
ps. That emoticon is not a typo. Forgetfulness is a very usefull excuse
to have handy. ;-)
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
>I am not asking you about the CC episode (otherwise you will start
>sobbing on my shoulder. Again.)
CC has not posted since the thread on her staying in eden.
I am begining to suspect that CC was a fake.
a fake posting to boost someone's ego!
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
OMG!! That means... the Black Ball, the bb gun, the injured leg, the
smashed scooter, the new bike, the pixel pusher job... all fake stories???
All these are fakes?? That means the dude-ness could be fake too...
OMG!!! The Dudette??
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
See ....... I told u all already...... but nooooooo.. U don't want to
listen.....
Dude is actually Dave..... Dave got many personalities...
*buarrhahahhahahahahahaa*
p.s Bahasa "Semua kena kincing"... English "All get peace"
* sigh *
'peace' ?
rkaru... should i or should you?
--
The Dude
no one impersonates my CC and gets away with it!!! who the heck is
he/she?!?! (if its a she, and shes hot, i wouldnt be so angry.) but if its a
guy, i.will.kick.his.AYSS!
oh, seabreeze, and if you're trying to imply that CC=me, guy, thats just
plain sick. i aint that shallow, my friend.
--
The Dude
This is Lalusana we're talking about. What else can we say? Even before
getting kicked... oops.. transfered involuntarily, kicking and screaming
to Kuching, and before the tuak days, he was already like this. Sigh...
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
>>And there's a guy in kuching who, whenever he drinks tuak, can speak
>>in many languages - all with his own spelling. Fortunately for us,
>>none of his languages are used by earthlings.
>>
>>-dave chiew
>>
>>
lol!
> No, fr6po...@163.com was the original poster who cross-posted to
> all these newsgroups with his/her rant in French.
> Putraja...@tm.net.my just replied without deleting irrelevant
> newsgroups, that's all.
>
Oh right, now I look, the first post to trcm is a Re.........:,
so we didn't get the original post for some reason.
Which newsgroup are you guys posting to anyway?
> ps. I'm allowed to have tuak :-(
A horse walked into a bar, and the barman said,
"Why the long face?"
:-\ ;-)
So can I take it that you are not a Muslim, Rkaru?
Are you religious at all? Not that I mind either way.
That up to the individual AFAIC. Just wondering.
>you may think 'what a f'in loser! he dont drink!', well, say what you want,
>i'll just sit down, smile and drink my cup o tea, thank you very much. i
>know some of you may think 'what wrong with alcohol? aint nothing wrong with
>an ice cold can of Bud'. if you're not a muslim, yeah, maybe it isnt. well
>anyway, heres a link for a bit of explanation on why muslim are forbidden to
>drink alkeehawl for my non-muslim as well as muslim friends. knowledge is
>powah!
>
>http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503545310
>
>
>
I don't think that at all. It's nice to be able to live such strong
religious convictions.
Well, up to a point anyway. For Christians, the Bible tells us that
Jesus drank wine at the
Last Supper,. and even turned water into wine at a wedding reception.
Great party trick! :-)
So one would think that, if it's good enough for the Son of God to drink
alcohol, why not us?
A Course In Miracles teaches us that what is not love is not real. God
only created love,
and that is all there is. The world we see is an illusion. People wonder
how a loving God
could create a world with all the trouble and strife in it we see.
The truth is we create the trouble, strife, rape, murder and war. Then
blame it on God!
God gave us a beautiful world, what we do with it is up to us.
We are all his children, why would he take sides.
I went to an Islamic newsgroup a while ago to ask a few questions.
But all the people there wanted to do was flame each other.
Both sides were so extreme, I couldn't get a straight answer.
So I gave up in the end. I had no agenda. I just wanted to learn.
Things like, what do you think the Qur'an say about Jesus?
Oh well, nice chatting with you anyway.
Blessed Be.
> Oh right, now I look, the first post to trcm is a Re.........:,
> so we didn't get the original post for some reason.
> Which newsgroup are you guys posting to anyway?
tmnet.communities
>
>> ps. I'm allowed to have tuak :-(
I was supposed to say, I'm NOT allowed to have tuak.
>
> So can I take it that you are not a Muslim, Rkaru?
> Are you religious at all? Not that I mind either way.
> That up to the individual AFAIC. Just wondering.
Technically, every person who has a religion is religious, no? The
question is, wether one is pious or not.
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."
Adrian.
Sorry to hear about your unfortunate experience.
Pray tell, what else you want to know about Islam that you cannot get from
websites/groups?
On Jesus a.s. (other name is Isa alaihisalam [May Allah be pleased with
him]), Muslims are taught that Jesus a.s. is a mere mortal, albeit born
special by Mary a.s. without having sex. Jesus a.s. is one of the messengers
of Allah swt., similar to those who came before him, e.g. Adam a.s, Noah
a.s., Moses a.s. etc.
After the departure of Jesus a.s., comes the last prophet, Muhammad saw
(sallalahialaihiwasalam [Alllah is pleased with him and bless him]). Muslims
are told that Jesus a.s. was changed with Judah during the Roman capture of
him, and the person who died on the cross is Judah, and not Jesus a.s.! The
spirit of Jesus a.s. is taken back to Allah then-after, and Jesus a.s. will
come down to earth again, physically just before Doomsday to remind everyone
to return to religion of Allah swt (suhanawataala [the great, powerful and
full of wisdom]).
By that time, we'll know which is the true religion for sure. Pious Muslims
already know that.
Hope it helps, in one way or rather,
mamatd ... http://www.themodernreligion.com/convert/convert_kzafar.htm
Hallo... Please lah... Volunteer lah.... Looking for peaceful and fresh air
environment....
Only here don't have Carrefour, makro, tesco, giant, Pizza domino......Oh..
man... This Scuk.....
OK, you can take all of JB's Domino Pizzas. We still got Pizza Hut and
it's siamese twin KFC. Can trade all the Domino's Pizza outlets in JB
for one Sugar Bun?
-dave chiew
Sugar Bun.... I'm hoping for burger king.... Even butler is better.....
Sugar bun fish burger is the best.... the rest... so so lah... Domino......
much better than pizza...
I think I must have misunderstood those posts.
Anyway I guess you would have to be right there on both accounts.
I would even go as far as to say even atheists have a religion.
I have met some very pious atheists in my time. :-)
So let me get this straight. It's Okay to sell the stuff as long as you
don't drink it?
Please don't take me the wrong way, I am only asking to learn more.
Blessings,
Sorry about the delay, I will reply to you asap.
Blessings from your brother,
> I think I must have misunderstood those posts.
> Anyway I guess you would have to be right there on both accounts.
> I would even go as far as to say even atheists have a religion.
> I have met some very pious atheists in my time. :-)
>
> So let me get this straight. It's Okay to sell the stuff as long as you
> don't drink it?
No, it is not okay. It's not even okay to be associated in any way with
it. For example; it's a big no-no to be working for a brewery.
But being in a multi-racial environment, we have to be a bit tolerant
towards these things. The government have to allow the sale of alcohol
because the other races can take alcohol (plus, there is the huge
revenue factor ;-)).
--
Rkaru
"Heh...heh..."