Re: Vatican declares aliens are closer to God than humans
Marquis Des Moines
> "Vatican: Aliens May Be Free From Original Sin"
>
> http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/12/vatican-aliens-may-be-free-from-o...
>
> So...if humans are born with original sin and alien beings are not,
> that would mean they are BETTER than we are! So when the Xists
> arrive, maybe they'll appear to the Vatican first.
>
> Has anyone purchased a SubGenius ordination for Pope Benedict XVI yet?
> --
> The High Weirdness Project
> http://www.modemac.com
Its only a matter of time before they start connecting the dots.
1) All Hu-mans have sin.
2) The only thing free from sin is Gawd (because he invented the term
and be all like "that doesn't apply to me).
3) Aliens are free from sin.
4) ALIENZ IS GAWD!
Expect a sudden influx of membership packets Stang! Are you prepared
to take on the billion or so new converts that will be coming your way?
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
> "Vatican: Aliens May Be Free From Original Sin"
>
> http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/12/vatican-aliens-may-be-free-from-original-sin/
>
> So...if humans are born with original sin and alien beings are not,
> that would mean they are BETTER than we are! So when the Xists
> arrive, maybe they'll appear to the Vatican first.
>
> Has anyone purchased a SubGenius ordination for Pope Benedict XVI yet?
The webpage has a picture of the baby alien popping out of the human's
belly. According to the Vatican, that alien would be free from original
sin just as the lion devour Christians is. If they had the balls to let
the logic of this extend a little further then they might conclude that
original sin, i.e. knowledge of good and evil, is a *good* thing. But
they won't get that far. As far as the church is concerned, the more
unconcious you are the closer to God you are.
Toilet Pepper
> "Vatican: Aliens May Be Free From Original Sin"
>
>
> So...if humans are born with original sin and alien beings are not,
> that would mean they are BETTER than we are! So when the Xists
> arrive, maybe they'll appear to the Vatican first.
>
> Has anyone purchased a SubGenius ordination for Pope Benedict XVI yet?
"Vatican Observatory"..
REALLY!!>!>!??! Is there such a thing..
Rev.Dr. LoBotomy
There are a number of very fine scientists connected to the Vatican. The
originator of the Big Bang Theory was a Catholic Priest name LeMaitre
reverend johnboy
thing I knew it was everyday. Soon I became a full blown catholic. I
have to inject straight puma 3 times a day just to maintain now.
Kids, just say no to cats.
Zapanaz
Thunder crashed, Rev.Dr. LoBotomy laughed madly, then wrote:
>Modemac wrote:
>
>> "Vatican: Aliens May Be Free From Original Sin"
>>
>> http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/12/vatican-aliens-may-be-free-from-original-sin/
>>
>> So...if humans are born with original sin and alien beings are not,
>> that would mean they are BETTER than we are! So when the Xists
>> arrive, maybe they'll appear to the Vatican first.
>>
>> Has anyone purchased a SubGenius ordination for Pope Benedict XVI yet?
>
>The webpage has a picture of the baby alien popping out of the human's
>belly.
Wait ... doesn't that count as a virgin birth?
--
Zapanaz
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tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only
1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1.5 tons.
- Popular Mechanics, March 1949.
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Marquis Des Moines
> Rev.Dr. LoBotomy hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> Thunder crashed, Rev.Dr. LoBotomy laughed madly, then wrote:
>
> >Modemac wrote:
>
> >> "Vatican: Aliens May Be Free From Original Sin"
>
>
> >> So...if humans are born with original sin and alien beings are not,
> >> that would mean they are BETTER than we are! So when the Xists
> >> arrive, maybe they'll appear to the Vatican first.
>
> >> Has anyone purchased a SubGenius ordination for Pope Benedict XVI yet?
>
> >The webpage has a picture of the baby alien popping out of the human's
> >belly.
>
> Wait ... doesn't that count as a virgin birth?
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 19,000 vacuum
> tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only
> 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1.5 tons.
> - Popular Mechanics, March 1949.
>
Nah, cause once you've got the chest burster in you, you are quite
thoroughly fucked.
Rev. Richard Skull
wrote:
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> - Show quoted text -
Darwin had a degree in Theology from Cambridge (did tak his full
ordination as he was more interested in bugs and birds then preaching)
He was studing to be a Surgen, and was doing very well until his first
live operation. This was before anastesia was invented. And the fact
that the "patient" was away while the doctor hacked away at him was
just too much for Darwin. The Blood & guts he coul handle
Rev. Richard Skull
> "Vatican: Aliens May Be Free From Original Sin"
>
> http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/12/vatican-aliens-may-be-free-from-o...
>
> So...if humans are born with original sin and alien beings are not,
> that would mean they are BETTER than we are! So when the Xists
> arrive, maybe they'll appear to the Vatican first.
>
> Has anyone purchased a SubGenius ordination for Pope Benedict XVI yet?
> --
> The High Weirdness Project
> http://www.modemac.com
SO, how many alien overlords can dance on the head of a Photon Torpedo?