Sarah Scaracuda's Lies

[palin@tsniffsniff.net J. Norman Gype]

Killer O'Reilly has had a fine run on the coat tails of Palin. Oh that it
should come to this. Killer has exposed, by his 'line of hard questions'
just how much contempt he has for Palin's intelligence, but Killer has had
to understand his days of competing with Insane Asylum Inmate Glenda are
behind him, as Glenda ratchets up the Madness from Bizarre to Suicidal -
Killer can't go there, not with any conviction. What to do? An Ersatz 'Tough
& Thoughtful Interview' with The Tundra Quitter - of course! Killer must
simply overcome his contempt for Mental Midgets the likes of Palin and
somehow not show his intractable misogyny in the process, like this:

Palin whined, �There is no longer a mainstream media that can be trusted to
be objective and fair and balanced.�

�I agree,� O�Reilly responded, �That�s why Fox does so well.�

Oops! There's that Killer Misogyny. In effect Killer said "Stick with me
Bimbo, you don't have a snowballs chance in Hell outside my He Manly
Loins-O-Power!"

Too bad Killer, you slipped there, and badly (and Palin caved too - you
might almost have her now).

So now Killer's Feelin' Real Good, the bloods startin' to circulate in his
groin again. And It's Win Win!. Killer Wins ratings & Killer Wins by getting
some feeling back in his Groin. God! It's Great to be a Big Protective Man's
Man Momma!

Killer figures he can Milk This Sow 'til 2012 and his Hamster Wheel is
Spinning Overtime working out merchandising permutations (A doll set with
Palin sittin' on Papa Bear's Lap for one). Killer is visualizing his
Greatest Current Dream - having higher ratings than Suicide Glenda without,
for the moment, arranging another hit job on some scum Librul.

If you think FNC is a cesspool of corruption and base desires coated in a
layer of scum & narcissism, well, you're just scratching the surface - and I
advise you not to dig much further.
-Kent Brockman

HarperCollins (Ms. Palin's publisher) is a wholly-owned subsidiary of News
Corporation (Faux News' parent).
For a fun review of Sarah Scaracuda's book, visit Alaskan blogger at
http://www.themudflats.net/

BTW, Fox is losing money. Obama should reinstate Cheney's tax breaks and
cut off their oxygen.