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Libertarian humor: Man walking with dog & dog is bitten by deadly snake. Man calls vet...
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Nov 2, 2009, 8:19:46 AM11/2/09
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A man was walking with his dog when a deadly poisonous snake bit the
dog. The man frantically called his veterinarian on the cell phone and
explained the dire mishap. The vet tried to calm the man and explained
that although the bite is deadly without treatment, the man just needs
to rush the dog in for a $2000 procedure that is 100% effective. A
look of shock comes over the man's face as he ends the call and looks
down at his dog laying on the ground wimpering. The dog asks "what did
he say?! What did he say?!"
dog. The man frantically called his veterinarian on the cell phone and
explained the dire mishap. The vet tried to calm the man and explained
that although the bite is deadly without treatment, the man just needs
to rush the dog in for a $2000 procedure that is 100% effective. A
look of shock comes over the man's face as he ends the call and looks
down at his dog laying on the ground wimpering. The dog asks "what did
he say?! What did he say?!"
The man says to the dog, "The vet said you're gonna die."
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