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Ray

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Jul 16, 2004, 7:19:49 PM7/16/04
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"Misc Rural" 15:07:04 15:00 Jonathan Ball wrote:

<snip>


[A week after I bought my first house, the temperatures
> really climbed (summer in Los Angeles), and on the
> first really hot day, I opened the front door upon
> returning home from work early one evening and was
> assaulted by the overpowering stench of my own urine.
> There was a ledge around the windows in the dining
> room where I used to sit
> looking outside, evidently I had pissed
> on the carpet right below the ledge; in fact, I think
> I used the whole dining room as a latrine.
>
> I tried doing a thorough shampooing of the carpet, but
> the smell quickly came back. There was carpet on top
> of linoleum tile on top of plywood on top of the
> subflooring, and I had to rip everything out all the
> way down to the subflooring, then spray that with
> some solvent (don't remember what). As I drank most of it.
>
> It was one of those unfortunate times in my life.]

<snip>

Was that before you started pissing all over 'Usenet' Jonnie?


dh...@nomail.com

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Jul 17, 2004, 12:15:36 PM7/17/04
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 23:19:49 +0000 (UTC), "Ray" <r...@syntex.com> wrote:

>
>
>"Misc Rural" 15:07:04 15:00 Jonathan Ball wrote:
>
><snip>
>
>
>[A week after I bought my first house, the temperatures
>> really climbed (summer in Los Angeles), and on the
>> first really hot day, I opened the front door upon
>> returning home from work early one evening and was
>> assaulted by the overpowering stench of my own urine.

Most likely a familiar smell to anyone unfurtunate enough
to be around him.

>> There was a ledge around the windows in the dining
>> room where I used to sit

Among other things...

>> looking outside, evidently I had pissed
>> on the carpet

If the Gonad really does have a son (not likely though),
potty "training" must be quite a spectacle.

>>right below the ledge; in fact, I think
>> I used the whole dining room as a latrine.

Phew. If his dining room is that bad, just think what his
bedroom must be.

>> I tried doing a thorough shampooing of the carpet, but
>> the smell quickly came back. There was carpet on top
>> of linoleum tile on top of plywood on top of the
>> subflooring, and I had to rip everything out all the
>> way down to the subflooring, then spray that with
>> some solvent (don't remember what). As I drank most of it.

That explains something about his "thinking".

>> It was one of those unfortunate times in my life.]

Life is unfortunate for him, as he has shown time after time.
Not only does he want to promote acceptance of the elimination
of domestic animals, but we know he insists that life has never been
a benefit to any creature. What a pathetic being the Gonad must
be, in order for him to insist so desperately and so often that nothing
has ever benefitted from life. Here are just a few examples:
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: talk.politics.animals,alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian,alt.food.vegan
Subject: FUCKWIT'S "getting to experience life" crapola = the (il)logic of
the larder
Message-ID: <esITb.9817$F23....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Tue, 03 Feb 2004 07:53:46 GMT

Being born is not a benefit in any way. It can't be.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: alt.food.vegan,alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian,talk.politics.animals,misc.rural,uk.business.agriculture
Subject: Re: Fuckwit continues to babble
Message-ID: <ADkFb.202$lo3...@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2003 17:20:32 GMT

NO animals 'benefit' from being born, Fuckwit. Not a
single one.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: talk.politics.animals,alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian
Subject: Re: "getting to experience life" = the (il)logic of the larder
Message-ID: <RIuVb.19843$uM2....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Sun, 08 Feb 2004 17:53:53 GMT

Being born is not a benefit, FUCKWIT; it cannot be.
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_________________________________________________________
Message-ID: <3E3EF9E2...@whitehouse.net>
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.net>
Newsgroups: talk.politics.animals
Subject: Re: Just Curious...
Date: Mon, 03 Feb 2003 23:22:32 GMT

Life is not a "benefit"
[...]
Repeat after me, Fuckwit: life, itself, cannot be a
"benefit".
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: talk.politics.animals,alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian
Subject: Initial existence is NOT a benefit
Message-ID: <UbgLb.493$Pg....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2004 17:12:20 GMT

Life per se - basic existence - is not a benefit to any
creature.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: talk.politics.animals,alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian,alt.philosophy
Subject: Re: The evidence: MOST meat eaters do not believe in the illogic
of the larder
Message-ID: <c1Qsc.9659$Tn6....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 22:46:32 GMT

You are wrong, JethroDonkeyFucktardMoron: life is not
a "benefit". It can't be.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: alt.philosophy,alt.philosophy.debate,talk.philosophy.misc,talk.politics.animals
Subject: Re: If life is a benefit...
Message-ID: <%s4zb.25383$n56....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Tue, 02 Dec 2003 18:02:35 GMT

1. Life per se is not a benefit.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@netscape.com>
Newsgroups: talk.politics.animals,alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian
Subject: Re: David, stop dodging
Date: Sat, 09 Nov 2002 23:00:34 -0800
Message-ID: <3DCE0412...@netscape.com>

Life itself is not a benefit
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: talk.politics.animals,alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian
Subject: Re: "getting to experience life" = the (il)logic of the larder
Message-ID: <4YiWb.23450$uM2....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2004 05:20:00 GMT

Life per se is not a benefit at all. It can't be.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: talk.politics.animals,alt.philosophy,sci.agriculture,alt.food.vegan,alt.sci.sociology
Subject: Re: Why is Fuckwit David Harrison (Atlanta, GA) so horribly afraid
to answer simple and good questions?
Message-ID: <cvQpc.2894$SZ4....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Sun, 16 May 2004 20:51:20 GMT

"Life" is not a benefit
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@netscape.com>
Newsgroups: talk.politics.animals
Subject: Re: Special for Dreck: Fuckwit's contradiction
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 2002 23:08:13 -0800
Lines: 104
Message-ID: <3DD1FA5D...@netscape.com>

"Life" is not a benefit
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups:
alt.philosophy,alt.philosophy.debate,talk.philosophy.misc,talk.politics.animals,alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian
Subject: Re: Pure exploitation of animals - a troll by David Fuckwit Harrison
Message-ID: <8pUnb.6916$Px2....@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Wed, 29 Oct 2003 19:19:32 GMT

I have examined the question at length, and feel
there is only one reasonable conclusion: life, per se,
is not a benefit.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: alt.food.vegan,alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian,talk.politics.animals,misc.rural,uk.business.agriculture
Subject: Re: No loss to the animals
Message-ID: <Hx7Ib.25801$Pg1....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2003 04:53:59 GMT

NO animals "benefit" from being born
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian,talk.politics.animals
Subject: Re: Way to go, Dutch - you just made Fuckwit's argument for him.
Message-ID: <N1KAb.4084$rP6....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Sun, 07 Dec 2003 18:09:49 GMT

No animal benefits from being born. Period.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian,talk.politics.animals
Subject: Re: Way to go, Fuckwit - you just showed AGAIN that you are an idiot
Message-ID: <A4KAb.4098$rP6...@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Sun, 07 Dec 2003 18:12:48 GMT

NO animals benefit from being born, Fuckwit. None.
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: alt.food.vegan
Subject: Re: Riddle: What am I?
Message-ID: <GuVQb.27242$zj7....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Sun, 25 Jan 2004 20:16:38 GMT

NO animals benefit from being born
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
_________________________________________________________
From: Jonathan Ball <jon...@whitehouse.not>
Newsgroups: alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian,talk.politics.animals
Subject: Re: No need for farm animals. (more logic of the larder) Attn. Jonathan
Ball
Message-ID: <7u1Qb.22707$1e....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>
Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 04:33:07 GMT

NO animal benefits from being born
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ

Abner Hale

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Jul 17, 2004, 6:20:33 PM7/17/04
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"Ray" <r...@syntex.com> wrote in message news:<cd9nqk$dq9$1...@sparta.btinternet.com>...


Piss off, stupid git Ray.

~ Jonny ~

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Jul 19, 2004, 5:01:17 PM7/19/04
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dh...@nomail.com wrote in message news:<arjif01hrsc6s14ek...@4ax.com>...

> On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 23:19:49 +0000 (UTC), "Ray" <r...@syntex.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >"Misc Rural" 15:07:04 15:00 Jonathan Ball wrote:
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >
> >[A week after I bought my first house, the temperatures
> >> really climbed (summer in Los Angeles), and on the
> >> first really hot day, I opened the front door upon
> >> returning home from work early one evening and was
> >> assaulted by the overpowering stench of my own urine.
>
> Most likely a familiar smell to anyone unfurtunate enough
> to be around him.
>
> >> There was a ledge around the windows in the dining
> >> room where I used to sit
>
> Among other things...
>
> >> looking outside, evidently I had pissed
> >> on the carpet
>
> If the Gonad really does have a son (not likely though),
> potty "training" must be quite a spectacle.

If he does, I wonder if he'll give him this for Christmas:

http://tinyurl.com/59cgm

dh...@nomail.com

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Jul 19, 2004, 7:28:04 PM7/19/04
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On 19 Jul 2004 14:01:17 -0700, meat...@oink.co.uk (~ Jonny ~) wrote:

>dh...@nomail.com wrote in message news:<arjif01hrsc6s14ek...@4ax.com>...
>> On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 23:19:49 +0000 (UTC), "Ray" <r...@syntex.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >"Misc Rural" 15:07:04 15:00 Jonathan Ball wrote:
>> >
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >
>> >[A week after I bought my first house, the temperatures
>> >> really climbed (summer in Los Angeles), and on the
>> >> first really hot day, I opened the front door upon
>> >> returning home from work early one evening and was
>> >> assaulted by the overpowering stench of my own urine.
>>
>> Most likely a familiar smell to anyone unfurtunate enough
>> to be around him.
>>
>> >> There was a ledge around the windows in the dining
>> >> room where I used to sit
>>
>> Among other things...
>>
>> >> looking outside, evidently I had pissed
>> >> on the carpet
>>
>> If the Gonad really does have a son (not likely though),
>> potty "training" must be quite a spectacle.
>
>If he does, I wonder if he'll give him this for Christmas:
>
>http://tinyurl.com/59cgm

Probably...if he can stand to wait that long.

George Plimpton

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Sep 4, 2012, 6:16:21 PM9/4/12
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Slater's original post - cd9nqk$dq9$1...@sparta.btinternet.com - of course
does not reference a prior message. That's because it's a forgery.

dh

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Sep 6, 2012, 4:22:34 PM9/6/12
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2012 15:16:21 -0700, Goo wrote:

>On 7/16/2004 4:19 PM, Ray quoted Goo:
>> "Misc Rural" 15:07:04 15:00 ...[Goo] wrote:
>>
>> [A week after I bought my first house, the temperatures
>>> really climbed (summer in Los Angeles), and on the
>>> first really hot day, I opened the front door upon
>>> returning home from work early one evening and was
>>> assaulted by the overpowering stench of my own urine.
>>> There was a ledge around the windows in the dining
>>> room where I used to sit
>>> looking outside, evidently I had pissed
>>> on the carpet right below the ledge; in fact, I think
>>> I used the whole dining room as a latrine.
>>>
>>> I tried doing a thorough shampooing of the carpet, but
>>> the smell quickly came back. There was carpet on top
>>> of linoleum tile on top of plywood on top of the
>>> subflooring, and I had to rip everything out all the
>>> way down to the subflooring, then spray that with
>>> some solvent (don't remember what). As I drank most of it.
>>>
>>> It was one of those unfortunate times in my life.]

Wow Goo, you must have done it quite a few times, over a period of several
months or a year, to do that much damage. Are we to believe it was not during
the time when you were trying to get a PhD, Goo? If not, was it before or after
that time. Also Goober, I'm interested in whether or not it attracted dogs. Did
it seem to you that it did Goob or wouldn't you have noticed?

George Plimpton

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Sep 6, 2012, 4:29:41 PM9/6/12
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Fuckwit David Harrison lied:


>>>
>>> [Slater's forgery]
>
> [snip Fuckwit's bullshit]

Your bullshit is a response to a forgery.

You're next.

dh

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Sep 6, 2012, 5:52:28 PM9/6/12
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2012 15:16:21 -0700, Goo wrote:

>On 7/16/2004 4:19 PM, Ray quoted Goo:
>> "Misc Rural" 15:07:04 15:00 ...[Goo] wrote:
>>
>> [A week after I bought my first house, the temperatures
>>> really climbed (summer in Los Angeles), and on the
>>> first really hot day, I opened the front door upon
>>> returning home from work early one evening and was
>>> assaulted by the overpowering stench of my own urine.
>>> There was a ledge around the windows in the dining
>>> room where I used to sit
>>> looking outside, evidently I had pissed
>>> on the carpet right below the ledge; in fact, I think
>>> I used the whole dining room as a latrine.
>>>
>>> I tried doing a thorough shampooing of the carpet, but
>>> the smell quickly came back. There was carpet on top
>>> of linoleum tile on top of plywood on top of the
>>> subflooring, and I had to rip everything out all the
>>> way down to the subflooring, then spray that with
>>> some solvent (don't remember what). As I drank most of it.
>>>
>>> It was one of those unfortunate times in my life.]

dh

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Sep 6, 2012, 5:55:04 PM9/6/12
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2012 15:16:21 -0700, Goo wrote:

>On 7/16/2004 4:19 PM, Ray quoted Goo:
>> "Misc Rural" 15:07:04 15:00 ...[Goo] wrote:
>>
>> [A week after I bought my first house, the temperatures
>>> really climbed (summer in Los Angeles), and on the
>>> first really hot day, I opened the front door upon
>>> returning home from work early one evening and was
>>> assaulted by the overpowering stench of my own urine.
>>> There was a ledge around the windows in the dining
>>> room where I used to sit
>>> looking outside, evidently I had pissed
>>> on the carpet right below the ledge; in fact, I think
>>> I used the whole dining room as a latrine.
>>>
>>> I tried doing a thorough shampooing of the carpet, but
>>> the smell quickly came back. There was carpet on top
>>> of linoleum tile on top of plywood on top of the
>>> subflooring, and I had to rip everything out all the
>>> way down to the subflooring, then spray that with
>>> some solvent (don't remember what). As I drank most of it.
>>>
>>> It was one of those unfortunate times in my life.]

George Plimpton

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Sep 6, 2012, 7:18:59 PM9/6/12
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Fuckwit David Harrison, convicted felon, lied
> On Tue, 04 Sep 2012 15:16:21 -0700, George Plimpton wrote:
>
>> On 7/16/2004 4:19 PM, Ray fabricated some bullshit:
>>> "Misc Rural" 15:07:04 15:00 ...George Plimpton wrote:
>>>
>>> [Slater's fabricated bullshit]
>
> [Fuckwit David Harrison - a convicted felon - bullshit response to Slater's bullshit]
>

No, Fuckwit.
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