Re: I FINALLY MOWED THE FRONT LAWN

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illyria wrote:
> slunky wrote:
>> _/ % <per...@gmail.com> wrote \_
>>> slunky wrote:
>>>> _/ illyria <illyri...@ymail.com> wrote \_
>>>>> my front lawn is all pine needles, because there are two huge
>>>>> ponderosa pine trees out there. they drop needles that make the
>>>>> soil acidic so nothing will grow.
>>>> My old neighbor added a rotweiler chained to the tree to dig the
>>>> needles into the dirt. Killed his lawn perfectly.
>>> i could get a goat but then where would i keep the woman i live with
>>
>> You know how I go camping every year for memorial day. Well, when I
>> was a kid, me and my cousin tied a bucket to a goat and put some
>> small rocks in the bucket. Then we let the goat loose. That was one
>> pissed off goat.
>
> tie a can to a cat's tail some time and watch what happens
>
> basically the cat thinks the can is chasing it, and runs. but when
> the cat runs the can makes a racket and freaks the cat out so it runs
> faster. but running faster makes the can make even more of a racket,
> freaking the cat out even more and making it run still faster. this
> vicious cycle continues until either the can becomes detached or the
> cat goes fucking nuts, whichever happens first.
>
> it's mean but oh my fucking god it's hilarious

But not for the cat.

Maybe someone should tie your tail to the usenet equivalent
of a tin can.

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TheMuntDregger

Ash Black Hat lits #6 - June 2009

[slunky]

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