Here's what Mikhail Zeleny reportedly allegedly disclosed about his sex life.
Please be sure incorporate this information into the soc.culture.russian FAQ.
>From: zel
...@oak.math.ucla.edu (Michael Zeleny)
>Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet,talk.philosophy.misc
>Subject: Frequently asked questions about dogfucking
>Message-ID: <1994Aug10.231046.2
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>Date: Wed, 10 Aug 94 23:10:46 GMT
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>One of my lovers is an Akita named Cosmo. I waited till she was 3-1/2 years
>old, had had a litter, and was in full heat when I tried intercourse with
>her. It took several attempts. Starting the 12th day, I lubed up and
>tried but couldn't get in. Then I accidentally slid in and found I had the
>angle wrong previously. You have to go in at almost a vertical angle,
>close to about 80* because there is a blind vestibule below the actual
>entrance. She took me all the way with no problem. In fact she felt a
>little loose!
>We had sex twice a day thru her cycle, and continued afterwards, the
>refusal by the bitch of the male dog when not in heat is more a function
>of social behavior than any physical restrictions, bitches can have
>intercourse with a human at any time, but it is easiest to start the first
>time-when they want it bad.
>Lace showed every sign that she enjoyed this, there was NO mistake of it,
>and she learned how to seek it from me.
>Her Daughter was never able to take more than half of Me, maybe a
>structural defect, anyway I didn't press it, we did other things instead,
>every bitch is unique.
>As a bitches body temperature is about 101-102*, they feel quite warm
>inside, and when they have their orgasms, you can feel the contractions.
>Most Big breeds such as Labradors, Mastiffs, Saints are quite large enough
>for the average man. But Akitas are best!
>For intercourse, most important is to scrub hands and Penis using surgical
>soap, wash well and dry, You can give a bitch an infection with dirty
>hands, keep it clean and avoid problems, some breeds are more resistant
>than others.
>Use KY jelly, NOT petroleum jelly, spit or cooking oil, lube up well, and
>with her standing take one hand and put it around one back leg and grope
>for her vulva, use your fingers to guide yourself in.
>Sometimes it helps to pull the lips downward slightly, work the head of
>your Penis in and upwards.
>Remember the steep upwards angle or You won't get in and will be jerking
>off by yourself after failing.
>Other positions can be done too, missionary, on your sides etc, but
>starting with a position that is natural for her is the best was to begin,
>then you work variations in.
>Avoid putting a finger in her, sharp nails, dirt under the nails can cause
>injury or infection, but if You do, make sure the nail is sanded SMOOTH
>and very clean, or use latex exam gloves.
>If she shows ANY sign of discomfort, pain or fear, STOP, wait a couple of
>days more into the heat cycle and try again, but above all do NOT force
>her, a gentle pushing is all it should take, if that doesn't do it, then
>she may be too small, have an infection, or an anatomical defect or
>stricture, any of which can be checked by a Vet.
>Spayed Bitches are probably not able to have intercourse, too much is
>removed, and then there is a loss of hormones, and as a result the
>structures tend to atrophy.
>If You see any discharges or she licks herself and urinates frequently,
>she may have vaginitis, have her checked, Puppies get it as a matter of
>course.
>To frig a bitch, I take a finger or two, reach up from her belly area and
>finger them up behind the vulva which projects down, so from behind the
>vulva, pushing up you can feel the hollow spot of the vagina and the
>pelvic bone, up there your fingers are behind the clitoris, stimulating
>that gets them humping usually.
>The clitoris is a pea sized structure, just inside the vulvar lips and is
>quite sensitive.
>>>Subject: Questions concerning possibilty of males having vaginal
>intercourse
>I am new to this newsgroup and am quite curious about the possibility of
>humans having intercourse with dogs.
>Are German Sheherd or Siberian Husky bitches able to accomodate human
>males for vaginal intercourse?
>some are, I have heard that the Siberian Husky bitches are
>difficult to get into, but the German Shepherds are sometimes large
>enough.
>>>If so, could someone please describe how this feels? Is it similar in
>the
>pleasure obtained through human vaginal intercourse?
>The pleasure is similar to human vaginal intercourse, only much better.
>>>I understand that one has to start early to train a bitch to allow
>intercourse with a human to take place. How soon should this training
>start and what does it entail?
>It entails a lot of gentle stroking and loving. One should start at the
>first heat A bitch might be slightly more likely to allow sex if she is
>taught then, it is easier to start early, as is any other activity the
>human does with their dog.
>but all she really has to be taught is that her humans will be kind and
>gentle to her. Most bitches are so used to being handled and petted that
>it could be said that they are already trained, whether their owners have
>sex with her or not. They get a lot of sexual/sensual pleasure
>just from petting.
>>>When will a bitch be old enough for penile penetration? Also, is it
>possible to have intercourse at any time or only when she is in heat?
>The bitch's first heat is the right time to gently attempt intercourse,
>once they learn what it's all about, you can have sex at any time.
>>>Once trained, do bitches actually enjoy having sex with humans? Do they
>actually try to initiate it?
>Yes, very much, and a bitch can be quite aggressive in seeking
>sexual contact when not in heat and sometimes even after spaying.
>cordially, don't
>mikhail zel...@math.ucla.edu tread
>from the disneyland of formal philosophy on
>"Nous donnons la mort et savons la subir." me
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Lucky dog.
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