The Devolving Mind
Charles Lebeau
And his butt-sniffee Tony and he got voted together for the Busted
Urinal Award!
Ladies and Gents, I give you two kooks: Tony Sidaway and PZ Myers!
"It's not an oral sensation, obviously -- I feel it as a general
fatigue,
and if it's really bad I may get a headache. I don't think it would
solve the problem to rest my head on a chocolate donut pillow." -PZ Myers
"Tony is a male name. You draw attention to my penis when you use it.
Ergo, you are being dishonest when you claim that the fact that I have
a penis doesn't bother you." -Tony Sidaway
"I need only pay attention to you if you look
like someone with whom I would want to have sex...can you meet that
challenge?" -PZ Myers
"Communication is _difficult_ on this group. We should be under no
illusions about this. I frequently have to go back and explain
something I have posted again, and again, and again, and I still manage
to be misunderstood by many. "- Tony
"I proudly accept the title "asshole"..." -Paul "Zyklon" Myers
"Sutrice is a very nice person, a really sensitive dominatrix. Before
you know it you'll be laying down happily to let her pee in your lovely
mouth." -Tony Sidaway
"Oh, no, you first. Why don't you tell us about how you beat your
spouse, abuse your frail and elderly parents, and hand out poisoned
candy to small children at Halloween?"- PZ Myers
"I have always run #catch-22 and its predecessors as open fora.
That is to say, anybody is free to come and go, play basketball,
chat, verbally jizz and piss all over everybody" -Tony Sidaway
"It's all well and good to have a story
about happy bunny thoughts, but you need more detail in the
screaming bunny bits -- splintering bone and spurting arteries
and spilled viscera. " PZ Myers
"You are going to destroy my family if you sue me." -Tony, squirming
after having admitted:
"Under English law, what I had done was potentially damaging to Laurence
and accordingly I cancelled and nuked the posting and issued apologies."
-Tony Sidaway, scumbag, paying the price for taking it too far.
"Orgies are OK. It's the idea of shearing off your own testicles and
running around in the street waving them that is just a little creepy."
-PZ Myers
"Next time, don't publish potentially defamatory material." Tony
Sidaway, dispensing advice he is obviously unable to follow himself.
"Finally, it would be very mean-spirited of anyone to insist that because
I don't believe in any gods that my kids aren't allowed to participate in
any festivities. They quite enjoy the part where you build a wicker man
in the backyard and incinerate one of the local woo-woos. And I appreciate
the way the screams scare all the bible-thumpers and salesman away from
my door." -PZ Myers
"THE ONLY WAY PANTIES CAN BE TURNED TO EVIL AND TO
DOMINATE, IS TO NOT ENSURE THAT EVERYBODY HAS A RIGHT AND
POSSIBILITY TO STUDY IT AND FONDLE THEM." -Anthony "Tony" H. Sidaway"
Gyudon Z
>PZ Myers was voted Usenet Kook of the Month for Feb. 2001! Yup!
>
>And his butt-sniffee Tony and he got voted together for the Busted
>Urinal Award!
<snip a few rather interesting quotations>
You know, as with all quotations from scientists featured in creationist
journals, these would probably be improved if the context were provided.
"Between true science and erroneous doctrines, ignorance is in the middle."
Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan
Alturalan
>From: Charles Lebeau
>And his butt-sniffee Tony and he got voted together for the Busted
>Urinal Award!
?: Does this have anything to do with Fritz the Cat shooting the shitter in the
"Fritz the Cat" movie and screaming "I KILLED THE JOHN, I KILLED THE JOHN!!!"
K-Man