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Skinny Cartman

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Nov 12, 2009, 10:55:20 AM11/12/09
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He has ordained prophets to point and guide the way and
used his holy spirit to bear witness of the truth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYeqlvLAxQ

Skinny Cartman

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Nov 12, 2009, 11:01:56 AM11/12/09
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Dan Listermann

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"Skinny Cartman" <skinnyc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> He has ordained prophets to point and guide the way and
> used his holy spirit to bear witness of the truth.
>

Religobabble.


.

Skinny Cartman

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Nov 12, 2009, 11:08:03 AM11/12/09
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Kermit

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Nov 12, 2009, 11:25:02 AM11/12/09
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Too bad his prophets are psychotic, ill-informed, or simply
incomprehensible.

Kermit

macaddicted

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Nov 12, 2009, 2:57:49 PM11/12/09
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Kermit <unrestra...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Here in Southern California we're just happy when the prophets aren't
pulling their visions off the Beatle's White Album.

<http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/manson/mansonbeatles.h
tml>
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Wisdom is radiant and unfading and she is easily discerned
by those who love her and is found by those who seek her.
Wisdom 6:12 (NRSV)

VoiceOfReason

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:50:33 PM11/12/09
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I don't mind God. It's his fan club that scares me.


John Wilkins

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:38:36 PM11/12/09
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In article <1j92jtt.qbdw521w3nz66N%macad...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com>,
macaddicted <macad...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com> wrote:

> Kermit <unrestra...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Nov 12, 7:55 am, Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > He has ordained prophets to point and guide the way and
> > > used his holy spirit to bear witness of the truth.
> > >
> > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYeqlvLAxQ
> >
> > Too bad his prophets are psychotic, ill-informed, or simply
> > incomprehensible.
> >
> > Kermit
>
> Here in Southern California we're just happy when the prophets aren't
> pulling their visions off the Beatle's White Album.
>
> <http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/manson/mansonbeatles.h
> tml>

Infidel! You have impugned the Sacred Lyrics! You shall be in hell for
a Long, Long, Long Time.

Sapient Fridge

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:43:51 PM11/12/09
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Skinny Cartman <skinnyc...@gmail.com> writes

How many times do I have to killfile you before you stay dead?

*plonk*

Yet again.
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All-Seeing-I

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Nov 12, 2009, 6:23:09 PM11/12/09
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'm sure the Muslims and the Persians, who regard Jesus of Nazareth a
great prophet, will beg to differ. So will Christians. So do I.

heekster

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Nov 12, 2009, 6:49:37 PM11/12/09
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Everyone is already well aware that *you* are psychotic, ill-informed,
and simply incomprehensible.

Kermit

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Nov 12, 2009, 7:01:46 PM11/12/09
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Ah, well. I always thought the words of Jesus were clear and straight-
forward (assuming those quotes are his), but the Christians I grew up
with seemed to think he was a great kidder. They denied that he really
*meant it when he said that we had to turn the other cheek to our
enemies, and give all we own to the poor. They dismissed his clear
statement that "this generation" wouldn't pass before he returned.
They apparently believed he was kidding when he said that as they
treat children, so do they treat him, for they were all about Old
Testament beating of kids who talked back, or even just showed up if
their Dad was in a foul mood. (Disclaimer: my folks were rather light
on the corporal punishment, especially for parents from the 50s, but I
had friends with scars from whuppin's). That, or they thought Jesus
liked to be beaten.

Kermit

SkyEyes

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Nov 12, 2009, 7:38:13 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 8:55 am, Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote:

I don't know where you're from, but I live in a democracy. We have no
"lords."

> He has ordained prophets to point and guide the way and
> used his holy spirit to bear witness of the truth.

Horsepucky.

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYeqlvLAxQ

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
skyeyes nine at cox dot net

Ron O

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> <268886e5-a697-4d7a-8a0b-8b0d96192...@p8g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> writes

>
> >On Nov 12, 10:01 am, Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Nov 12, 9:55 am, Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> > He has ordained prophets to point and guide the way and
> >> > used his holy spirit to bear witness of the truth.
>
> >> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYeqlvLAxQ
>
> >>http://www.imeem.com/groups/-_2p_awQ/music/0HBTOiEd/chicago-make-me-s...
>
> >http://www.imeem.com/people/gnB3CR/music/ZRbjwNbW/chicago-feelin-stronge
> >r-every-day/
>
> How many times do I have to killfile you before you stay dead?
>
> *plonk*
>
> Yet again.
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Is this Great Dayne et al once again or someone else?

Ron Okimoto

John Wilkins

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Nov 12, 2009, 7:52:55 PM11/12/09
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In article
<31c01b5d-21f5-44a1...@12g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,
SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net> wrote:

> On Nov 12, 8:55�am, Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> I don't know where you're from, but I live in a democracy. We have no
> "lords."
>
> > He has ordained prophets to point and guide the way and
> > used his holy spirit to bear witness of the truth.
>
> Horsepucky.
>
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYeqlvLAxQ
>

Something that I have become increasingly aware of lately is how
religions speak of deities as political leaders, a sort of super-king.
"Ba'al" is just a Canaanitic term for "lord", "El" for "authority" or
"power", and so on. Similarly the Rig Vedas talk of Krsna as a literal
"lord". Also all the polytheisms use political imagery - Zeus/Jupiter
is the lord and father of his people, just like a king.

What this means for religion is that they imply that the universe is
fundamentally not disposed to egalitarian democracy, and that the
authority of gods comes simply from their political power to impose
their will on others.

Free Lunch

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:04:33 PM11/12/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:52:55 +1100, in talk.origins
John Wilkins <jo...@wilkins.id.au> wrote in
<131120091152553898%jo...@wilkins.id.au>:

Does this mean you are a descendant of someone transported to Botany
Bay? Er, well, my real question is, since it is clear that there are
powerful people who can force themselves into positions to maintain
their power, what causes the naturally powerful to commit seriously to
democratic institutions? Why do we ever get something like an
egalitarian democracy?

Desertphile

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:12:09 PM11/12/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:55:20 -0800 (PST), Skinny Cartman
<skinnyc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> He has ordained prophets to point and guide the way and
> used his holy spirit to bear witness of the truth.

Reba McEntire is the Real True Authority, though Holly Kirby seems
to be taking over.


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John Wilkins

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:20:34 PM11/12/09
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In article <jubpf5hnal1geggj0...@4ax.com>, Free Lunch
<lu...@nofreelunch.us> wrote:

When have we?

johnetho...@yahoo.com

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:43:07 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 11:57 am, macaddic...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted)
wrote:

> Kermit <unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > On Nov 12, 7:55 am, Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > He has ordained prophets to point and guide the way and
> > > used his holy spirit to bear witness of the truth.
>
> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYeqlvLAxQ
>
> > Too bad his prophets are psychotic, ill-informed, or simply
> > incomprehensible.
>
> > Kermit
>
> Here in Southern California we're just happy when the prophets aren't
> pulling their visions off the Beatle's White Album.

At least there's some good music there. How about the people who play
music backwards looking for secret messages - like the midwestern
minister in the 80s who found satanic messages in the Mr. Ed theme
song? He was serious - here's a link to a newspaper report.

http://tinyurl.com/yevy4q7

Dana Tweedy

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:07:26 PM11/12/09
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SkyEyes wrote:
> On Nov 12, 8:55 am, Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> I don't know where you're from, but I live in a democracy. We have no
> "lords."

I told you, we are an anarchosyndicalist commune, where we take turns as
being executive officer for the week....

DJT

Sapient Fridge

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Nov 13, 2009, 2:37:05 AM11/13/09
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In message
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O <roki...@cox.net> writes

I'm pretty sure it's Great Dayne/Tapestry/Picasso etc.
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Ye Old One

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Nov 13, 2009, 4:09:16 AM11/13/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:23:09 -0800 (PST), All-Seeing-I

You are NOT a good judge of reality.

Madman (aka Mudbrain) is on record as claiming:-

That 3.5% actually means 25%...

That the actor Paul Newman was a creationist...

That "Dr." Kent Hovind has made lots of *scientific* discoveries...

That wars have been fought because some scientific finding discredited
some facet of some religion...

To have a "higher education" than most posters to this news group...

To understand how geologists determine the age of any given sample of
rock...

That trilobites were Cambrian mammals... [that one still makes me
laugh]

And that he has "created genes" and not evolved ape genes...

That linguists have traced all the world's languages to the Middle
East region and back to around the same time as the bible claims Noah
and his sons rebuilt mankind.

Claimed that talk.origin's moderator was a troll.

Claimed cigarettes do not cause cancer.


Now, I ask you, is this the sort of guy you would give an credence to?
Certainly I don't.

--
Bob.

All-seeing-I

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Nov 13, 2009, 5:43:20 AM11/13/09
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> Kermit- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Do you always demon-ize the messenger for bringing the message?

Man misuses everything he touches. Why would religion, God, prophets
or Jesus be any different.

Skinny Cartman

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Nov 13, 2009, 10:13:33 AM11/13/09
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On Nov 12, 6:01 pm, Kermit <unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> They dismissed his clear
> statement that "this generation" wouldn't pass before he returned.

Why do you mental retards keep repeating the same retarded things over
and over?

It is clear from the book of Luke that that refered to the generation
that
sees the signs above the sun moon and stars.

Let me quote it for your dimwitted retarded ass.

http://www.godrules.net/library/kjv/kjvluk21.htm

21:25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the
stars

21:26 for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

21:27 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with
power and great glory.

21:28 And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and
lift up your heads

21:31 So likewise ye, when ye see these things come to pass, know ye
that the kingdom of God is nigh at hand.

21:32 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away,
till all be fulfilled.


Twice it says: 'WHEN YOU SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS, the signs in
the heavens above,
THAT GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS AWAY.

You fucking retarded worthless asswipe dickhead fuckface fuckhead!

Dan Listermann

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"Skinny Cartman" <skinnyc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Nov 12, 6:01 pm, Kermit <unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com> wrote:


"You fucking retarded worthless asswipe dickhead fuckface fuckhead!"

How effective is this behavior?


.

Great Dayne

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:41:44 AM11/13/09
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On Nov 13, 9:45 am, "Dan Listermann" <d...@listermann.com> wrote:
> "Skinny Cartman" <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote in message

he didn't reply did he?

Dana Tweedy

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Nov 13, 2009, 2:23:19 PM11/13/09
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Skinny Cartman wrote:
> On Nov 12, 6:01 pm, Kermit <unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
snip

>
> Twice it says: 'WHEN YOU SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS, the signs in
> the heavens above,
> THAT GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS AWAY.

No one has seen any of those things.

>
> You fucking retarded worthless asswipe dickhead fuckface fuckhead!

More self description?

DJT

Ken Denny

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Nov 13, 2009, 2:40:06 PM11/13/09
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What do you mean "he"? You and he are the same person.
So he just did.

Ken Denny

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Nov 13, 2009, 2:42:41 PM11/13/09
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On Nov 13, 10:13 am, Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Nov 12, 6:01 pm, Kermit <unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > They dismissed his clear
> > statement that "this generation" wouldn't pass before he returned.
>
> Why do you mental retards keep repeating the same retarded things over
> and over?
>
> It is clear from the book of Luke that that refered to the generation
> that
> sees the signs above the sun moon and stars.
>
> Let me quote it for your dimwitted retarded ass.
>
> http://www.godrules.net/library/kjv/kjvluk21.htm
>
> 21:25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the
> stars
>
> 21:26  for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.
>
> 21:27 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with
> power and great glory.
>
> 21:28 And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and
> lift up your heads
>
> 21:31 So likewise ye, when ye see these things come to pass, know ye
> that the kingdom of God is nigh at hand.
>
>   21:32 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away,
> till all be fulfilled.

And strangely every member of that generation has long since passed
away but none of these things have been fulfilled.


>
> Twice it says: 'WHEN YOU SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS,  the signs in
> the heavens above,
> THAT GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS AWAY.
>
> You fucking retarded worthless asswipe dickhead fuckface fuckhead!

Stop sugar-coating and tell us how you really feel.

bpuharic

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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:23:09 -0800 (PST), All-Seeing-I
<allse...@usa.com> wrote:

given the current state of islam, and the similar case in xtianity
with crazed fundamentalists like you, jesus is weeping.

Devils Advocaat

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On 13 Nov, 01:43, "johnethompson2...@yahoo.com"

<johnethompson2...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Nov 12, 11:57 am, macaddic...@REMOVETHISca.rr.com (macaddicted)
> wrote:
>
> > Kermit <unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Nov 12, 7:55 am, Skinny Cartman <skinnycartma...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > He has ordained prophets to point and guide the way and
> > > > used his holy spirit to bear witness of the truth.
>
> > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYeqlvLAxQ
>
> > > Too bad his prophets are psychotic, ill-informed, or simply
> > > incomprehensible.
>
> > > Kermit
>
> > Here in Southern California we're just happy when the prophets aren't
> > pulling their visions off the Beatle's White Album.
>
> At least there's some good music there. How about the people who play
> music backwards looking for secret messages - like the midwestern
> minister in the 80s who found satanic messages in the  Mr. Ed theme
> song? He was serious - here's a link to a newspaper report.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/yevy4q7
>
That is too weird for words.

bpuharic

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:05:44 PM11/23/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:43:20 -0800 (PST), All-seeing-I
<ap...@email.com> wrote:


>
>Man misuses everything he touches. Why would religion, God, prophets
>or Jesus be any different.


and you are primus inter pares at doing this

bpuharic

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:13:33 -0800 (PST), Skinny Cartman
<skinnyc...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Nov 12, 6:01 pm, Kermit <unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> They dismissed his clear
>> statement that "this generation" wouldn't pass before he returned.
>
>Why do you mental retards keep repeating the same retarded things over
>and over?

says the guy who believes the world is coming to and end...after
people believed this over and over and over and over and over again
for 2000 years.

>
>
>Twice it says: 'WHEN YOU SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS, the signs in
>the heavens above,
>THAT GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS AWAY.
>
>You fucking retarded worthless asswipe dickhead fuckface fuckhead!

blah blah blah....let me know when you guys quit crying wolf

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