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Jesus rode an ass... behold that ass!

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KingOfTheApes

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Oct 30, 2009, 4:34:03 PM10/30/09
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On Oct 27, 10:46 am, tirebiter <dontspamme...@bigfoot.com> wrote:

> > Picture this: There was Mighty Rome and this funny-looking guy showed
> > up on a donkey. He was crucified, but history may never be the same.

> Yes, because it ushered in the dawn of Borscht Belt Catskills comedy.
> One person said "Hey, look at that ass coming into town." And the guy
> next to him said, "Yeah, and he's riding a donkey". (cue rimshot)


I don't know why you are so incredulous...

I go all the time: "BEHOLD THAT ASS!"


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spintronic

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Oct 30, 2009, 4:51:51 PM10/30/09
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On 30 Oct, 20:34, KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Oct 27, 10:46 am, tirebiter <dontspamme...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
> > > Picture this: There was Mighty Rome and this funny-looking guy showed
> > > up on a donkey. He was crucified, but history may never be the same.
> > Yes, because it ushered in the dawn of Borscht Belt Catskills comedy.
> > One person said "Hey, look at that ass coming into town." And the guy
> > next to him said, "Yeah, and he's riding a donkey". (cue rimshot)
>
> I don't know why you are so incredulous...
>
> I go all the time: "BEHOLD THAT ASS!"
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------­-----

> How to tell if people descend from the monkey: Give them a banana!
> Then watch if they grab it like a monkey.
>
>  http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution

Who are you *really* angry with?

It's obviously not Jesus. I doubt you are on bitching terms.


Is it your parents?

Your community?

Your friends?

Whoever it is, why are you blaming someone in a book you claim you
don't believe in?

KingOfTheApes

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Oct 30, 2009, 5:07:04 PM10/30/09
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> don't believe in?- Hide quoted text -
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"BEHOLD THAT ASS" means love is beautiful, right?

Who talked about HATE?

KingOfTheApes

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Oct 30, 2009, 5:12:19 PM10/30/09
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On Oct 30, 4:51 pm, spintronic <spintro...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> don't believe in?- Hide quoted text -
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I could have said BECAUSE RELIGION IS THE OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE --ALL OF
THEM, but never mind.

You don't want my preaching about REVOLUTION, right? ;)

spintronic

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Oct 30, 2009, 5:22:20 PM10/30/09
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> You don't want my preaching about REVOLUTION, right? ;)- Hide quoted text -

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You do what you want.

But religion isn't the opium of the people.

Having ones ears tickled is the opium of the people.

heekster

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Oct 30, 2009, 5:32:04 PM10/30/09
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On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:34:03 -0700 (PDT), KingOfTheApes
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Oct 27, 10:46 am, tirebiter <dontspamme...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
>> > Picture this: There was Mighty Rome and this funny-looking guy showed
>> > up on a donkey. He was crucified, but history may never be the same.
>
>> Yes, because it ushered in the dawn of Borscht Belt Catskills comedy.
>> One person said "Hey, look at that ass coming into town." And the guy
>> next to him said, "Yeah, and he's riding a donkey". (cue rimshot)
>
>
>I don't know why you are so incredulous...
>
>I go all the time: "BEHOLD THAT ASS!"
>
>

http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/141479-1/Obama_dat_ass.jpg

Will in New Haven

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Oct 30, 2009, 5:38:46 PM10/30/09
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It is the opium of the puppy-dog, so it cannot be the opium of the
people.

--
Bear, typing by Will in New Haven

KingOfTheApes

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Oct 30, 2009, 6:51:59 PM10/30/09
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> Having ones ears tickled is the opium of the people.- Hide quoted text -

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Why do you keep HIGH on Jesus all the time.

See all the Mexicans dying for the stupid War on Drugs.

KingOfTheApes

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Oct 30, 2009, 6:54:38 PM10/30/09
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> http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/141479-1/Obama_dat_ass.jpg- Hide quoted text -

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What's wrong with the picture, you want Jesus in power?

You don't behold a good ass?

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