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Tiny Bulcher  
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From: "Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9...@aol.com>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 10:11:48 -0800
Local: Thurs, Dec 7 2006 1:11 pm
Subject: I Have Proved Evolution
Absolutely, definitively, and without question. My proof is
irrefutable. But I'm not going to tell you what it is until I have
written it all up in a paper, which could take, oooh, years. I have a
video, too, that proves it all conclusively, but you can't see it, oh
no, because you're not worthy. Cites? You want cites? I've got lots of
cites, to literally millions of textbooks, ... and they're mine, I tell
you, all mine. But if you like, I will post a post full of links to all
my old posts, and I'm sure that will convince you. By the way, did you
know Dembski is a heterosexual-adherent? Oh, yes. It's all about
decisions, you see, and if any of you decide to indulge in free
behaviour and argue with me I will be forced to be extremely merciful,
and ignore you completely. Or I might swear at you a lot, and call you
fascist cheerleaders. Science, you say? I know all the science I need
to know, because I was in a hospital once, and that makes me an expert
on Everything. Next thing you know you'll be trying to tell me
contraception can prevent pregnancy. I know what you are all up to ...
it's a conspiracy, but that's all right. It makes me extremely happy to
know that you all think I'm wrong, because if you agreed me that would
prove me wrong, but you don't, so that proves I'm right. That's
invulnerable logic, that is. I've told you, don't argue, or I'll get
merciful again. You wouldn't like me when I'm merciful. Why? Because I
said so. Isn't that good enough for you? WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I
SHOUTED? I'm going to have my own stalker, you know, who follows me
round accusing me of being nice to Greeks. Yeah, but you can't get me.
I know what God equals, guv. (George ... don't do that). And Hitler
liked dogs, you know. Significant, eh? I told 'em, I did, millennium
hand and shrimp. Stalin's wife committed suicide, what do you think of
that, then? Do you think I can't tell what you're all up to, running
about telling hawks from handsaws?

These fragments I have shored against my ruins. And somebody get these
eels out of here.

--
Tiny
wind NNW, backing Southerly


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Bill Hudson  
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From: "Bill Hudson" <oldgeek61-...@yahoo.com>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 10:24:08 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

Where can I get some of that?

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chris.linthompson@gmail.c om  
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From: "chris.linthomp...@gmail.com" <chris.linthomp...@gmail.com>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 10:35:44 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

Try

http://www.answersingenesis.org/

If you can stomach it.

Chris


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Bill Hudson  
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From: "Bill Hudson" <oldgeek61-...@yahoo.com>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 10:43:55 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

Oh, no, not *that*, I meant whatever it is he's smoking.

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Ken Rode  
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From: "Ken Rode" <kar...@sympatico.ca>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 10:43:03 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

Well, that's it then. Absolutely no reason to keep reading
talk.origins...

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Kermit  
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From: "Kermit" <unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 11:01:48 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

[...]

You have succeeded in reconciling nearly all of the apparently
disparate geniuses who see past the sham which is evolutionism. (Damn
liberal spellchecker can't recognize "evolutionism")

But... where's the 20 billion year-old ax handle? Preferably in coal.

Kermit
8P


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shipmodeler1  
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 More options Dec 7 2006, 2:19 pm
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From: "shipmodeler1" <rog...@comcast.net>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 11:19:43 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution
I nominate Tiny as an official "bong":

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bong.htm


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chris.linthompson@gmail.c om  
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From: "chris.linthomp...@gmail.com" <chris.linthomp...@gmail.com>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 11:23:56 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

Oh, I know. Only AiG would sell you a recreational drug *guaranteed* to
give you a really bad trip.  But then, I guess only creationists would
want to fork over money for it.

Chris


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Tiny Bulcher  
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 More options Dec 7 2006, 2:39 pm
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From: "Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9...@aol.com>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 11:39:48 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

Kermit wrote:
> Tiny Bulcher wrote:

<snip>

> > These fragments I have shored against my ruins. And somebody get these
> > eels out of here.

> > --
> > Tiny
> > wind NNW, backing Southerly

> [...]

> You have succeeded in reconciling nearly all of the apparently
> disparate geniuses who see past the sham which is evolutionism. (Damn
> liberal spellchecker can't recognize "evolutionism")

> But... where's the 20 billion year-old ax handle? Preferably in coal.

Buggrit. I knew I'd forgotten somebody.

--
Tiny


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Tiny Bulcher  
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 More options Dec 7 2006, 2:37 pm
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From: "Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9...@aol.com>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 11:37:48 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

shipmodeler1 wrote:
> I nominate Tiny as an official "bong":

> http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bong.htm

Cheeky bastard. I was going for this:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/evilclown.htm

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shipmodeler1  
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From: "shipmodeler1" <rog...@comcast.net>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 12:26:35 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution
hmmm...

cheeky bastard...

Maybe he could add that to his list!


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Discussion subject changed to "Chez Watt Was Re: I Have Proved Evolution" by Stile4aly
Stile4aly  
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 More options Dec 7 2006, 5:25 pm
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From: "Stile4aly" <stile4...@yahoo.com>
Date: 7 Dec 2006 14:25:59 -0800
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Subject: Chez Watt Was Re: I Have Proved Evolution
Probably far too long for a Chez Watt, but I'll nominate it anyway in
the category of "a taste of their own medicine."


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Bob Casanova  
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 More options Dec 7 2006, 6:28 pm
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From: Bob Casanova <nos...@buzz.off>
Date: Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:28:12 -0500
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution
On 7 Dec 2006 11:39:48 -0800, the following appeared in
talk.origins, posted by "Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9...@aol.com>:

You forgot Flying Feral Chickens, too.
--

Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
                          - McNameless


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Ye Old One  
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From: Ye Old One <use...@mcsuk.net>
Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 00:00:45 GMT
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Subject: Re: Re: I Have Proved Evolution
On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:28:12 -0500, Bob Casanova <nos...@buzz.off>
enriched this group when s/he wrote:

And "falling decisions" or "decision points".

--
Bob.


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Mark Isaak  
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 More options Dec 7 2006, 7:25 pm
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From: Mark Isaak <eci...@earthlink.net>
Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 00:25:56 GMT
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

On Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:11:48 -0800, Tiny Bulcher wrote:
> Absolutely, definitively, and without question. My proof is
> irrefutable. But I'm not going to tell you what it is until I have
> written it all up in a paper, which could take, oooh, years.

Years!?  I have an irrefutable proof of evolution which I will post
in just one week.

It only remains to be determined *which* one week.

--
 Mark Isaak          eciton (at) earthlink (dot) net
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of
 the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are
 being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and
 exposing the country to danger." -- Hermann Goering


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Gerry Murphy  
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 More options Dec 7 2006, 9:51 pm
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From: "Gerry Murphy" <gerry_mur...@comcast.net>
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2006 21:51:26 -0500
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

"Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9...@aol.com> wrote in message

news:1165515108.290774.96570@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...

<snip, regretfully>

Marvelous!


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Discussion subject changed to "Chez Watt: Re: I Have Proved Evolution" by Pithecanthropus Erectus
Pithecanthropus Erectus  
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From: Pithecanthropus Erectus <notphalennotwebnotcontent...@oohay.com>
Date: Thu, 07 Dec 2006 21:24:46 -0600
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Subject: Chez Watt: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

In the category:  "The Colonel has finally done it, he's gone round the
bend."

Clever, Tiny.

--
“What concerns me now is that even if you’re as brilliant as Newton, you
reach a point where you start basking in the majesty of God and then
your discovery stops — it just stops,” Dr. Tyson said. “You’re no good
anymore for advancing that frontier, waiting for somebody else to come
behind you who doesn’t have God on the brain and who says: ‘That’s a
really cool problem. I want to solve it.’


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Klaus  
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From: Klaus <khelln...@sbcglobal.net>
Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:04:48 GMT
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

No, he didn't. "It's all about decisions, you see"
Klaus

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Klaus  
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Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:01:27 GMT
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

I thought it was a nice parody that covered everything except for stone
penis-snakes in coal mines.
Klaus

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Tiny Bulcher  
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Date: 8 Dec 2006 00:49:42 -0800
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

*googles* .... ah, the legendary Ted Holden. Before my time, I'm
afraid.

--
Tiny


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Date: 8 Dec 2006 18:02:06 GMT
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

Bill Hudson <oldgeek61-...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Oh, no, not *that*, I meant whatever it is he's smoking.

"No no, that's too strong, Man." - Champion Jack Dupree

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Date: 8 Dec 2006 18:08:35 GMT
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

Tiny Bulcher <RSGD9...@aol.com> wrote:
> Absolutely, definitively, and without question. My proof is
[mass snippage]
> These fragments I have shored against my ruins. And somebody get these
> eels out of here.

I've been gone for a while, changing jobs, houses, counties, etc., and I
retuirn to find this.  Clearly with the passing of time, the creationists
minds have moved to a far more disordered state.  

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hey...@die.spammers.rootshell.be| The rest of us have to live with ambiguity
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Richard Clayton  
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 More options Dec 8 2006, 3:47 pm
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Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 20:47:00 GMT
Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

        And lurkers supporting him in email.
--
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Richard Clayton
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Bob Casanova  
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From: Bob Casanova <nos...@buzz.off>
Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:49:50 -0500
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution
On 8 Dec 2006 00:49:42 -0800, the following appeared in
talk.origins, posted by "Tiny Bulcher" <RSGD9...@aol.com>:

Pity. Here's another: "Woodpecker Karl".

Enjoy! ;-)
--

Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
                          - McNameless


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Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 20:45:59 GMT
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Subject: Re: I Have Proved Evolution

        Wizard. Is this Chez Wattable or is it too long?
--
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