laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh
Michael
http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/133
23 He shall command the great deep, and it shall be driven back into
the north countries, and the islands shall become one land;
24 And the land of Jerusalem and the land of Zion shall be turned
back into their own place, and the earth shall be like as it was in
the days before it was divided.
All-seeing-I
right.
John Wilkins
<fa40a519-2d56-42bc...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>,
Michael <yos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Reunite Gondwanaland Now!
John Stockwell
> In article
> <fa40a519-2d56-42bc-a00a-bba13fb14...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>,
Today Gondwanaland, tomorrow Pangea!
-John
Earle Jones
<fa40a519-2d56-42bc...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>,
Michael <yos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
"But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to
thee to speak these words? [hath he] not [sent me] to the men that
sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their
own piss with you?"
--Isaiah 36:12
You should memorize Marvin 3:16
earle
*
Michael
The surrounding verses indicate this may refer to the ice caps
melting, which
may result in flooding ...
Boikat
> On Dec 23, 3:52 pm, All-seeing-I <ap...@email.com> wrote:
>
> > On Dec 23, 1:55 pm, Michael <yos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/133
>
> > > 23 He shall command the great deep, and it shall be driven back into
> > > the north countries, and the islands shall become one land;
>
> > > 24 And the land of Jerusalem and the land of Zion shall be turned
> > > back into their own place, and the earth shall be like as it was in
> > > the days before it was divided.
>
> > right.
ASS-I has no clue as to what you were thinking.
>
> The surrounding verses indicate this may refer to the ice caps
> melting, which
> may result in flooding ...
"Islands shall become one land" would seem to indicate a *lowering* of
the sea levels.
"24" seems to be metaphorial bullocks.
Boikat
Devils Advocaat
> In article
> <fa40a519-2d56-42bc-a00a-bba13fb14...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>,
Would that be "Don't pretend you want to talk to me, I know you hate
me."
Or is it "I'm not getting you down at all, am I?"
Michael
No, the islands disappearing, result from *gasp* they became flooded.
Greg G.
But if the water level rises, more islands would be created as high
points are cut off from the main land, so the only way to have "one
land" would be everything covered but Mt. Everest.
OTOH, lowering the water levels would connect some islands to nearby
continents but it would expose other sea mounts.
Either way it makes no sense in a literal interpretation. Perhaps it
is really about political divisions of the land.
Kermit
No, no, that can't be right. That would be sensible.
Kermit
Kermit
What is the difference between "the land of Jerusalem" and "the land
of Zion"?
Kermit
Greg G.
If any of it is sensible, it is like a broken clock or a blind
squirrel.
Mitchell Coffey
I don't get the reference to the sensibility of blind squirrels.
Mitchell Coffey
Greg G.
"Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while."
http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/even+a+blind+squirrel+finds+a+nut+once+in+a+while.html
http://tinyurl.com/yc65qpv
Mitchell Coffey
Are you with The Gondwanaland Peoples Reunity Front, The People's
Reunity Front of Judea, The People's Front of Gondwanaland, The
Gondwanaland People's Front, The Gondwanaland Popular People's Front,
The Popular Front of Gondwanaland, or The Campaign for a Reunited
Gondwanaland?
Consider your answer carefully.
Mitchell
Greg G.
Great question! At http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/657453/Zion,
Zion was recorded by Josephus as being the westernmost hill of
Jerusalem, but around the turn of the century (19th to the 20th) it
was found that it was actually the easternmost hill. It would be very
impressive if Michael can show us that Joseph Smith got that factoid
correct in the early 19th century.
Greg G.
I'm with you guys. --Delmar, O Brother, Where Art Thou
Mitchell Coffey
We would be the brain trust.
Mitchell Coffey
Mitchell Coffey
I believe this is a reference to the fact that, according to the
Biblical account, King David's empire had subsequently split into two
independent kingdoms, Israel in the north, Judea in the south. Judah
contained Jerusalem. Much scriptural sturm und drang regards
reuniting David's empire, which was considered a golden age.
Technically, this was what, as David's putative heir, Jesus was
suppose to do, but He had greater plans.
The important thing here is that the reference in the quoted passages
is political, not geological.
Mitchell Coffey
Mitchell Coffey
Kleuskes & Moos
Well...
There's plenty of nuts here...
Michael
> On Dec 28, 10:32 am, Michael <yos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 28, 10:25 am, Boikat <boi...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>
> > > On Dec 28, 9:01 am, Michael <yos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > On Dec 23, 3:52 pm, All-seeing-I <ap...@email.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > On Dec 23, 1:55 pm, Michael <yos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > >http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/133
>
> > > > > > 23 He shall command the great deep, and it shall be driven back into
> > > > > > the north countries, and the islands shall become one land;
>
> > > > > > 24 And the land of Jerusalem and the land of Zion shall be turned
> > > > > > back into their own place, and the earth shall be like as it was in
> > > > > > the days before it was divided.
>
> > > > > right.
>
> > > ASS-I has no clue as to what you were thinking.
>
> > > > The surrounding verses indicate this may refer to the ice caps
> > > > melting, which
> > > > may result in flooding ...
>
> > > "Islands shall become one land" would seem to indicate a *lowering* of
> > > the sea levels.
>
> > No, the islands disappearing, result from *gasp* they became flooded.
>
> But if the water level rises, more islands would be created as high
> points are cut off from the main land, so the only way to have "one
> land" would be everything covered but Mt. Everest.
You forgot the part about the mountains being made low, and the
lowlands being raised
you big goof!
Paul J Gans
>http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/even+a+blind+squirrel+finds+a+nut+once+in+a+while.html
>http://tinyurl.com/yc65qpv
If the blind squirrel posts here, he or she will find nuts galore.
--
--- Paul J. Gans
Paul J Gans
>Consider your answer carefully.
Boy, the original Gondwanaland Unity Party has sure fractured.
Greg G.
I see in verse 22 that the mountains will be broken but not that the
lowlands will be raised, only that the valleys will not be found.
I AM
>
> - Show quoted text -
Yep, you are incredibly dense.
Boikat
"Become one land" does not mean "became flooded". There is no way a
rational mind would think "becomes one land" means "flooded" You'd
have to be as deluded as your pet monnnkeey-boy to interpret "becomes
one land" as "flooded".
Boikat
I AM
When the Earth was flooded, *gasp* the land was together.
Boikat
That only implies a flattening of thr land that is already above sea
level. Where's the flood bit?
Boikat
I AM
Now your robotarded brain is going in circles.
It goes back to the ice caps melting in case that fell out of your
brain again ...
SkyEyes
> http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/133
>
> 23 He shall command the great deep, and it shall be driven back into
> the north countries, and the islands shall become one land;
>
> � 24 And the land of Jerusalem and the land of Zion shall be turned
> back into their own place, and the earth shall be like as it was in
> the days before it was divided.
Ahhhh. Bronze Age mythology. Just what we need in the 21st Century.
Why don't you come over to alt.atheism, Michael? We need the fresh
meat. Leave the nice scientists alone, they've got enough loonies to
deal with already.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
Ye Old One
Where?
--
Bob.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full
of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the
clue mating dance.
Burkhard
It might do that, but will it find the nut again after it buried it
for storage?
Greg G.
> On Dec 23, 12:55�pm, Michael <yos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/133
>
> > 23 He shall command the great deep, and it shall be driven back into
> > the north countries, and the islands shall become one land;
>
> > � 24 And the land of Jerusalem and the land of Zion shall be turned
> > back into their own place, and the earth shall be like as it was in
> > the days before it was divided.
>
> Ahhhh. �Bronze Age mythology. �Just what we need in the 21st Century.
Actually, it's 19th century mythology.
Burkhard
Is that about the blind squirrels again? They would have problems
finding valleys.
Greg G.
Whatever you do, don't put your nuts in a valley.
Tom McDonald
I remember the good old days, when it was just the Gondwanaland
Unity Party and the Gondwanaland for the Gonwanalanders Party.
Damn that party tectonics!
--
Tom "Go Pack" McDonald
Boikat
No sane person would call that "land". I suspect "sane" is a key
word, however.
Boikat
Dan Drake
(in article <241220090740363830%jo...@wilkins.id.au>):
> In article
> <fa40a519-2d56-42bc...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>,
> Michael <yos...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/133
>>
>> 23 He shall command the great deep, and it shall be driven back into
>> the north countries, and the islands shall become one land;
>>
>> 24 And the land of Jerusalem and the land of Zion shall be turned
>> back into their own place, and the earth shall be like as it was in
>> the days before it was divided.
>>
> Reunite Gondwanaland Now!
>
Been hitching rides with Wavy Gravy again, I see. Did your karma also run
over my dogma? (Gravian bumper stickers often seen in Berkeley)
--
Dan Drake
d...@dandrake.com
Paul J Gans
There's no ice age in the Bible. There are no dinosaurs either.
Greg G.
He's quoting Joseph Smith today. I don't know whether there are ice
ages or dinosaurs in it, either. If the writing is vague enough, you
can probably read anything into it.
Michael
You don't call pangea land?
Paul J Gans
I missed that. Everyone ought to read the Book of Mormon though.
It is very enlightening.
Boikat
I don't call Panges anything that has anything to do with the Bible.
I also do not call Pangea "flooded", as it was above sea level.
Boikat