Pope announces.....
UC
believeing and teaching utter rubbish for 2000 years. The truth is that
there is no God, and this Jesus fellow is just a made-up story. Sorry
about that...and of course we wish to apologize for the Inquistion and
those sorts of things. Oh, and we're sorry about the Crusades, too, if
anybody remembers....you all can go home now, and tear down the
churches to use the material for something good."
rev.goetz
UC, you are doing nothing more than trying to dodge the fact that birds
are dinosaurs.
UC
uhhh...popes are dinosaurs?
Chris Rohrer
> rev.goetz wrote:
> > UC wrote:
<snippage>
> > UC, you are doing nothing more than trying to dodge the fact that birds
> > are dinosaurs.
> uhhh...popes are dinosaurs?
Well, the cardinals would be.
Chris Rohrer
rev.goetz
Pope are elected when the dinosaurs up to 80 years old elect a pope
from amongst themselves.
Kleuskes & Moos
rev.goetz schreef:
I hear they got a pretty nice fossil-colletion at the Vatican...
Gman
You mean I've been collecting Holy Cards all these years for nothing?
UC
I hear tell Benedict XV (Giacomo della Chiesa) threw a mean slider!
Nashton
What's a "Pope?"
--
Nicolas
"And, heaving alljawbreakical expressions out of Sare Isaac's universal
of specious aristmystic unsaid, A is for Anna like L is for liv."
Finnegans Wake (293)
".... It means that all living things are the product of mindless
material forces such as chemical laws, natural selection, and random
variation. So God is totally out of the picture, and humans (like
everything else) are the accidental product of a purposeless universe.
Do you wonder why a lot of people suspect that these claims go far
beyond the available evidence?" Phillip E.Johnson, The Church Of Darwin
Perplexed in Peoria
"Nashton" <nan...@nb.ca> wrote in message news:5IoMg.15014$9u.1...@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> UC wrote:
> > "...due to an administrative error, we have unfortunately been
> > believeing and teaching utter rubbish for 2000 years. The truth is that
> > there is no God, and this Jesus fellow is just a made-up story. Sorry
> > about that...and of course we wish to apologize for the Inquistion and
> > those sorts of things. Oh, and we're sorry about the Crusades, too, if
> > anybody remembers....you all can go home now, and tear down the
> > churches to use the material for something good."
> >
>
> What's a "Pope?"
Do you mean that poetically, as in
"What is a Pope that we are mindful of him?"
Shane
> UC wrote:
>> "...due to an administrative error, we have unfortunately been
>> believeing and teaching utter rubbish for 2000 years. The truth is that
>> there is no God, and this Jesus fellow is just a made-up story. Sorry
>> about that...and of course we wish to apologize for the Inquistion and
>> those sorts of things. Oh, and we're sorry about the Crusades, too, if
>> anybody remembers....you all can go home now, and tear down the
>> churches to use the material for something good."
>>
>
> What's a "Pope?"
Something similar to a "Nashton", except smarter, more polite, wiser,
nicer, more highly educated, more humble, and has a better sense of
humour.
Frank J
You forgot the part about how he also denounced "Darwinism," embraced
ID, and that that "proves" once and for all that ID is non-religious.
;-)
Frank J
Nashton wrote:
> UC wrote:
> > "...due to an administrative error, we have unfortunately been
> > believeing and teaching utter rubbish for 2000 years. The truth is that
> > there is no God, and this Jesus fellow is just a made-up story. Sorry
> > about that...and of course we wish to apologize for the Inquistion and
> > those sorts of things. Oh, and we're sorry about the Crusades, too, if
> > anybody remembers....you all can go home now, and tear down the
> > churches to use the material for something good."
> >
>
> What's a "Pope?"
Ask Father Guido Sarducci.
Desertphile
Naff-off's hat is sillier-looking than the Pope's.
Oh, wait. That's his head.
Never mind....