Commercial art
It's a Miracle
incoherent and trying to relate to everybody. I'm going to sound like a
commercial artist. That will show you how humans think like an
intelligent designer.
But I have to explain somethings first.There are 2 types of design in
nature.Objects with mechanical relativity thats related to physics are
called utility.And objects with beauty that aren't related to physics.
A telephone pole is utility and related to physics. fifty million people
inventing telephone poles would basically have the same patent. You need
to change gravity to change telephone poles or the hight of trucks.
A weed has mechanical relativity and is utility so you cant change it's
design unless you change it's environment and use different physics.
A flower is beauty and it's design only requires intelligence so it's
design isn't limited by physics.It's only limited by where intelligence
exists.
Take apples and oranges a strange relativity but you would have to be a
supernatural being to describe it which is why money was invented.
Flowers have the same problem as apples and oranges but commercial
artists can crack the problem using a different intelligence than
science.
I was walking somewhere and there was a green field. The next day I
walked there it was filled with flowers. It was creepy because it almost
seemed like an intelligent conspiracy to grow all at once. It reminded
me of an explosion with the yellow colors exploding.
Maybe the relativity of a flower is like an explosion.Lets try and prove
it.If you use a high spead camera and record a flower opening and play
it back. I can make a television commercial that looks like the fourth
of july and sell tampons.
If I take I take a sony walkman and try to explode it I look like the
unabomber.
The relativity of a sony walkman can't communicate the 4th of july
because it don't have the relativity of an explosion.
Artists use relativity to communicate and relativity isn't subjective
unless I want to deliberately confuse you.I can't describe it unless i'm
supernatural but you don't have to be supernatural to communicate.This
works because it's not subjective.
If a flower has the relativity of an explosion then what happened.
Interestingly if you look at a bees eyes a flower with the relativity of
an explosion would probably look interesting.I think I found a match.
God didn't do it and I figured it by selling tampons. Every day is the
4th of july for a bee.
Beauty is how intelligence detects relativity and I change the beauty of
a flower to communicate the 4th of july.However nothing can be done with
a sony walkman.
My theory is a microbe uses beauty to detect relativity of geometry.All
life forms must have evolved from it because the only thing I found in
nature is utility which is related to physics. And beauty which is
related to intelligent design. Beauty is the only intelligence I can
find.I think another intelligence would look really weird and stand out
and be noticed by somebody.
Africans think anger is beauty.Anger is an intelligence and not an
object. If you think anger is beauty your essentially a war
machine.Which makes the family tree look lame. I don't look african but
when I listen to Nine inch Nales I feel like I'm blowing up germany and
killing Hitler.
It must have took alot of violence to make humans. I was in a parking
lot and a mugger started hunting me.It was the worst feeling in the
world I knew I was being hunted. I was in 9 armmed robberies and being
hunted is worse.
Here's an intelligent design joke what do you get if you combine the
realtivity of a volkswagon, a caddilac and a corvette.You get an edsel!
Anybody notice that everything subsonic is morphing into a dolphin.A
dolphin is the best aerodynamic shape for anything subsonic. Thats why
cars are morphing into dolphins and the 747 is a dolphin.Cars aren't
collectable anymore but there better designed.I saw some idiot try to
put a dolphins tear duct in a truck mirror and it looked like some
strange art you find in a museum.
I always wondered why americans painted teeth on WW2 airplanes.I was
walking in a toy store and saw a japanese zero and looked at how it was
painted.Then it hit me the idiot who painted the zero thought he was in
heaven and the americans had to remind them they were on earth. pretty
scary I found something scarier than a swastika.
And please if there are any scientists out there please explain why
fifty million flowers can explode all at once. It's creepy like the
movie the day of the triifids.The conspiracy is frightining!
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I'm not sure if an incoherent artist is any better than an incoherent
scientist.
Seppo P.
It's a Miracle
>I'm not sure if an incoherent artist is any
> better than an incoherent scientist.
Your clueless. A flower is communicating with a bee. I can use flowers
to communicate explosions to people. I can't communicate anything else
with it because an intelligence design it and wanted to see
explosions.Therefore a flower communicates to bees explosions which
exactly matches their eyesite.
The problem with intelligent design is there is no formula like E=MC2.
The only thing you can do is figure out what is being communicated.
Chris Thompson
news:5504-429...@storefull-3213.bay.webtv.net:
> seppo said:
>>I'm not sure if an incoherent artist is any
>> better than an incoherent scientist.
>
> Your clueless.
[snip]
If you have not figured out that your ramblings make no sense to anyone
who still bothers to read them [which is what Seppo was trying to tell
you], you are the one suffering from a severe case of Cluesian Anemia.
Go home, take two irony pills, and try again in the morning.
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then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so
as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry
on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that
sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually
on a battlefield." --George Orwell, 1946, "Under Your Nose"
AC
It's a Miracle <Amused_...@webtv.net> wrote:
> What I'm going to is instead of sounding like a scientist and sounding
> incoherent and trying to relate to everybody. I'm going to sound like a
> commercial artist. That will show you how humans think like an
> intelligent designer.
<snip>
It's still incoherent, I'm afraid. I'm sorry. I'm sure you're a really
nice fellow, but your posts are just so much word salad. The universe may
end in a hundred billion years, and I don't want it said at the end that I
wasted any fraction of it trying to decipher what you're saying.
Get a real computer, I think the WebTV Waves are fouling up your intakes.
<snip>
AC
>>I'm not sure if an incoherent artist is any
>> better than an incoherent scientist.
>
> Your clueless. A flower is communicating with a bee. I can use flowers
> to communicate explosions to people. I can't communicate anything else
> with it because an intelligence design it and wanted to see
> explosions.Therefore a flower communicates to bees explosions which
> exactly matches their eyesite.
>
> The problem with intelligent design is there is no formula like E=MC2.
> The only thing you can do is figure out what is being communicated.
Speaking of communication, you ought to try it.
It's a Miracle
>I'm not sure if an incoherent artist is any
> better than an incoherent scientist.
My apoligies for calling you clueless.I read the post and I can
understand why I probably sound like a lunatic. But I can clarify it
completely.
I said as an artist I can make a flower explode like the 4th of july and
make a television commercial. I also said if I made a sony walkman
explode people would think I was a unibomber. What made me sound like an
incoherent artist was I forgot to explain the difference in the
explosions. The difference is one had to be destroyed to make an
explosion and one didn't.The flower had the relativity of an explosion
already and didn't have to be destroyed. The sony walkman wasn't created
with the relativity of an explosion so it had to be destroyed to make an
explosion. What this proves is flowers communicate explosions to insects
because their eyes like explosions and different eyes make different
flowers.I can figure out what the flower is communicating because I can
make it look like an explosion and make people think it's the 4th of
july without destroying it or altering it. But if you scientifically
tried to find the relativity it would be like figuring out a
singularity. However if I wanted to communicate a car with a flower I
would have to destroy it first because it doesn't have the relativity of
a car.
Dick C
> What I'm going to is instead of sounding like a scientist and sounding
> incoherent
snip two sentences.
>
> But I have to explain somethings first.There are 2 types of design in
> nature.Objects with mechanical relativity thats related to physics are
> called utility.And objects with beauty that aren't related to physics
This is where you began to lose it. Here's a clue. All objects have
to follow the various laws of physics.
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