Would the Atheists have me Crucified?
ComandanteBanana
unbelievable scenario where the Jews ask for the death of Jesus for
claiming to be their king. I do not want to offend the Atheists either
by calling them "apes." If they took offense then it would be
understandable they demand my crucifixion. If they don't, then whole
scene about the Jews is made up and everything is cool)
I don't think the Romans cared less about either Jesus or the Jews who
wanted him dead. I don't think even the Jews cared about Jesus.
OK, let me give you an example close to home...
I lay claim to be KING OF THE APES (pen name in Google) and then the
Atheists deny me and have me crucified. Damn, those atheists must be
cruel.
Maybe they don't even care.
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How to tell if people descend from the monkey: Give them a banana!
Then watch if they grab it like a monkey.
SkyEyes
wrote:
> (This is NOT an actual invitation to be crucified, but it relates the
> unbelievable scenario where the Jews ask for the death of Jesus for
> claiming to be their king. I do not want to offend the Atheists either
> by calling them "apes." If they took offense then it would be
> understandable they demand my crucifixion. If they don't, then whole
> scene about the Jews is made up and everything is cool)
>
> I don't think the Romans cared less about either Jesus or the Jews who
> wanted him dead. I don't think even the Jews cared about Jesus.
>
> OK, let me give you an example close to home...
>
> I lay claim to be KING OF THE APES (pen name in Google) and then the
> Atheists deny me and have me crucified. Damn, those atheists must be
> cruel.
>
> Maybe they don't even care.
>
> How to tell if people descend from the monkey: Give them a banana!
> Then watch if they grab it like a monkey.
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
<Takes Comandante's hand> Now, now. Come on back over to
alt.atheism, and leave the nice scientists alone. They've got work to
do.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
ComandanteBanana
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I'm King of the Apes and thus the Scientists.
Scientists are cool people, but sometime get carried away from
reality.
Paul Ciszek
In article <5524bea8-6c16-49b0...@g27g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>,
ComandanteBanana <nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>How to tell if people descend from the monkey: Give them a banana!
>Then watch if they grab it like a monkey.
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
Ever since seeing how chimps open a banana, I have been using their
method. The way I was taught to do it as a kid doesn't work most
of the time.
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KingOfTheApes
> In article <5524bea8-6c16-49b0-bda2-8ed6472ba...@g27g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>,
>
> ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >How to tell if people descend from the monkey: Give them a banana!
> >Then watch if they grab it like a monkey.
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
>
> Ever since seeing how chimps open a banana, I have been using their
> method. The way I was taught to do it as a kid doesn't work most
> of the time.
>
> --
> Please reply to: | "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is
> pciszek at panix dot com | indistinguishable from malice."
> Autoreply is disabled |
Yes, sometimes the monkeys just do what has taken the scientists proof
and eons to realize.
wf3h
>
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and creationists have NEVER discovered...
KingOfTheApes
>
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Well, they do NOT want to understand it. And the more clear it
becomes, the less they will get it.
I think they use God as protection against Knowledge.
hersheyh
wrote:
> (This is NOT an actual invitation to be crucified, but it relates the
> unbelievable scenario where the Jews ask for the death of Jesus for
> claiming to be their king. I do not want to offend the Atheists either
> by calling them "apes." If they took offense then it would be
> understandable they demand my crucifixion. If they don't, then whole
> scene about the Jews is made up and everything is cool)
>
> I don't think the Romans cared less about either Jesus or the Jews who
> wanted him dead. I don't think even the Jews cared about Jesus.
>
> OK, let me give you an example close to home...
>
> I lay claim to be KING OF THE APES (pen name in Google) and then the
> Atheists deny me and have me crucified. Damn, those atheists must be
> cruel.
We don't crucify the mentally ill nowadays. We let them roam the
streets with all their earthly goods in shopping carts. And supply
them with car window washing supplies.
KingOfTheApes
> On Oct 29, 6:12 pm, ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> > (This is NOT an actual invitation to be crucified, but it relates the
> > unbelievable scenario where the Jews ask for the death of Jesus for
> > claiming to be their king. I do not want to offend the Atheists either
> > by calling them "apes." If they took offense then it would be
> > understandable they demand my crucifixion. If they don't, then whole
> > scene about the Jews is made up and everything is cool)
>
> > I don't think the Romans cared less about either Jesus or the Jews who
> > wanted him dead. I don't think even the Jews cared about Jesus.
>
> > OK, let me give you an example close to home...
>
> > I lay claim to be KING OF THE APES (pen name in Google) and then the
> > Atheists deny me and have me crucified. Damn, those atheists must be
> > cruel.
>
> We don't crucify the mentally ill nowadays. We let them roam the
> streets with all their earthly goods in shopping carts. And supply
> them with car window washing supplies.
>
Thank you for admitting that Jesus was crucified for mental illness.
Now mental illness is yet another INDUSTRY! Ah, the beauty of
capitalism!
hersheyh
wrote:
Are you denying that mental illnesses exist? Please note that I did
not point out examples where the mentally ill are actually treated,
but rather the fate, often, of those that don't get treated.
But *some* mentally ill people with visions (and charming manipulative
personalities) do become street prophets or cult leaders like David
Koresh, Jim Jones, Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles of the
Heaven's Gate Cult, Charles Manson, Adnan Oktar (aka Harun Yahya),
Joseph Smith, etc. But they are functional individuals -- often with
an ability to manipulate the labor of others to benefit themselves, so
are not often labelled as mentally ill...until or unless...
Most of these messianic cult leaders (and Jesus was initially a Jewish
cult leader -- cults do become 'religions' sometimes, ala Joseph Smith
or Mohammed or the Buddha) were, appropriately in my view, left free
to preach whatever they wanted up to a point. Some became a serious
danger to their followers (Jones, Heaven's Gate); others were
dangerous to others (Manson); others started running a criminal
enterprise, often with the 'leader' justifing child-molesting. You
tell me what distinguished Jesus from the current crop of messianic
preachers.
Frank J
> unbelievable scenario where the Jews ask for the death of Jesus for
> claiming to be their king. I do not want to offend the Atheists either
> by calling them "apes." If they took offense then it would be
> understandable they demand my crucifixion. If they don't, then whole
> scene about the Jews is made up and everything is cool)
>
> I don't think the Romans cared less about either Jesus or the Jews who
> wanted him dead. I don't think even the Jews cared about Jesus.
>
> OK, let me give you an example close to home...
>
> I lay claim to be KING OF THE APES (pen name in Google) and then the
> Atheists deny me and have me crucified. Damn, those atheists must be
> cruel.
>
> Maybe they don't even care.
>
> How to tell if people descend from the monkey: Give them a banana!
> Then watch if they grab it like a monkey.
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
Since Ray calls me an atheist, I guess I can answer.
I would not want you crucified. I would want you banned from TO,
though, so some real creationists can have an opportunity to evade the
questions.
Nick Keighley
> (This is NOT an actual invitation to be crucified, but it relates the
> unbelievable scenario where the Jews ask for the death of Jesus for
> claiming to be their king.
defence of an existing power structure. My understanding is that it
wasn't "the jews" per se but the priesthood that wanted him dead. It
was quite common until recently to kill off people who threatened your
position. Consider Elizabeth I (of england) she had her half sister
Mary executed becasue Mary (and her supporters) posed a threat to
Elizabeth.
It also makes a good myth
> I do not want to offend the Atheists either
> by calling them "apes." If they took offense then it would be
> understandable they demand my crucifixion. If they don't, then whole
> scene about the Jews is made up and everything is cool)
this atheist is opposed to the death penalty and to torture so I
wouldn't crucify you no matter how annoying you became
Hatunen
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>(This is NOT an actual invitation to be crucified, but it relates the
>unbelievable scenario where the Jews ask for the death of Jesus for
>claiming to be their king. I do not want to offend the Atheists either
>by calling them "apes." If they took offense then it would be
>understandable they demand my crucifixion. If they don't, then whole
>scene about the Jews is made up and everything is cool)
>
>I don't think the Romans cared less about either Jesus or the Jews who
>wanted him dead. I don't think even the Jews cared about Jesus.
>
>OK, let me give you an example close to home...
>
>I lay claim to be KING OF THE APES (pen name in Google) and then the
>Atheists deny me and have me crucified. Damn, those atheists must be
>cruel.
>
>Maybe they don't even care.
I think I'd prefer throwing you off the Empire State Building.
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Ernest Major
<dda8d8fb-221a-4c18...@o10g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,
Nick Keighley <nick_keigh...@hotmail.com> writes
>defence of an existing power structure. My understanding is that it
>wasn't "the jews" per se but the priesthood that wanted him dead. It
>was quite common until recently to kill off people who threatened your
>position. Consider Elizabeth I (of england) she had her half sister
>Mary executed becasue Mary (and her supporters) posed a threat to
>Elizabeth.
>
>It also makes a good myth
Point of pedantry. You're confusing Mary I of England (Elizabeth's
half-sister, and the previous monarch) with Mary I of Scotland (commonly
known as Mary, Queen of Scots, who was executed by the English state).
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Mike Lyle
And there are those who would argue that she asked for it.
--
Mike.
Louann Miller
news:pKJepTM5...@meden.invalid:
> Point of pedantry. You're confusing Mary I of England (Elizabeth's
> half-sister, and the previous monarch) with Mary I of Scotland (commonly
> known as Mary, Queen of Scots, who was executed by the English state).
Of which, Mary Tudor was the smart one.
bobsyo...@yahoo.com
"Ernest Major" <{$to$}@meden.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:pKJepTM5...@meden.invalid...
What I can't understand is the populace, knowing all of this - throughout
the history of these monarchies, still, honorably, call them blue bloods or
aristocrats.
Without their titles and pomposity - they would be either in prison, or in a
psyche ward, for life.
Mike Lyle
> "Ernest Major" <{$to$}@meden.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:pKJepTM5...@meden.invalid...
>> In message
>> <dda8d8fb-221a-4c18...@o10g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,
>> Nick Keighley <nick_keigh...@hotmail.com> writes
>>> It also makes a good myth
>>
>> Point of pedantry. You're confusing Mary I of England (Elizabeth's
>> half-sister, and the previous monarch) with Mary I of Scotland
>> (commonly known as Mary, Queen of Scots, who was executed by the
>> English state). --
>> alias Ernest Major
>>
>
> What I can't understand is the populace, knowing all of this -
> throughout the history of these monarchies, still, honorably, call
> them blue bloods or aristocrats.
> Without their titles and pomposity - they would be either in prison,
> or in a psyche ward, for life.
You're surprised that people defer to those with power? And, of course,
as hinted above, people like to fall for a good myth.
--
Mike.
Nick Keighley
> In message
> <dda8d8fb-221a-4c18-b99d-cde2b52dd...@o10g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,
> NickKeighley<nick_keighley_nos...@hotmail.com> writes
> >defence of an existing power structure. My understanding is that it
> >wasn't "the jews" per se but the priesthood that wanted him dead. It
> >was quite common until recently to kill off people who threatened your
> >position. Consider Elizabeth I (of england) she had her half sister
> >Mary executed becasue Mary (and her supporters) posed a threat to
> >Elizabeth.
>
> >It also makes a good myth
>
> Point of pedantry. You're confusing Mary I of England (Elizabeth's
> half-sister, and the previous monarch) with Mary I of Scotland (commonly
> known as Mary, Queen of Scots, who was executed by the English state).
I was aware that "Bloody mary" and "Mary Queen of Scots" were two
different people but I also thought Elizabeth and MQS were realted,
half sisters? Ah! no, cousins.
Ernest Major
<7d1327c0-4f98-4ffd...@j24g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,
Nick Keighley <nick_keigh...@hotmail.com> writes
arguable illegitimacy, gave Mary Queen of Scots a colourable claim to
the English throne.
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alias Ernest Major