Jesus of Siberia?

[His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises]

I'm riding a bike like Jesus rode a donkey. Do you get the hint?

There's no place for Quixotes or Jesuses!

Or do you think there's a place for a modern Jesus?

—Jesus of Siberia

Back in 1989, as the Soviet regime was collapsing, a man from the
Siberian town of Minusinsk, named Sergei Torop, lost his job as a
traffic cop. Shortly after that he had a vision, a vision in which he
discovered that he was in fact the second coming of Jesus. He changed
his name to Vissarion, giving his first public sermon in August of
1991.

When asked how he knew he was the new messiah, he answered, "It's
interesting but very complicated; I feel something violently surging
up from within me that had been held down until then."

"What happens to man when he wakes up and understands he is a man and
not an elephant? How can he explain what has happened to him?" he
added, laughing.

http://leoquix.blogspot.com/2009/08/jesus-of-siberia.html

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JUNGLE LORE: "Beware of the elephant that can crush you without bad
intentions."

(Moral: Beware of SUVs when riding a bike)

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[bpuharic]

On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:13:08 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante
Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>I'm riding a bike like Jesus rode a donkey. Do you get the hint?
>
>There's no place for Quixotes or Jesuses!
>
>Or do you think there's a place for a modern Jesus?
>
>
>—Jesus of Siberia
>
>Back in 1989, as the Soviet regime was collapsing, a man from the
>Siberian town of Minusinsk, named Sergei Torop, lost his job as a
>traffic cop. Shortly after that he had a vision, a vision in which he
>discovered that he was in fact the second coming of Jesus. He changed
>his name to Vissarion, giving his first public sermon in August of
>1991.
>
>When asked how he knew he was the new messiah, he answered, "It's
>interesting but very complicated; I feel something violently surging
>up from within me that had been held down until then."
>
>"What happens to man when he wakes up and understands he is a man and
>not an elephant? How can he explain what has happened to him?" he
>added, laughing.
>
>http://leoquix.blogspot.com/2009/08/jesus-of-siberia.html

wasn't there a guy...a jewish student of the kabbala, shabbatai zevi,
convinced he was also the messiah who went to rome, to convert the
pope?

i remember seeing a xmas card saying 'the birth of a man who thinks
he's god is not such a rare event'

[All-seeing-I]

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ok lookie here!
two k0oks licking each others arm pits and picking fleas off one
another.

Just like the apes do!

[Boikat]

Oh look. Assmonkey being a fool, again.

Boikat

[His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises]

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I don't know what higher pedigree you claim being a sheep.

But I'm a civilized monkey. I give you the shit in a bag, not throw it
at you.

You know what the "shit" means, right? All the dirty stuff happening
in the most Christian nation in the world.

[Ye Old One]

Do you? Wow! Can you find anyone who wants to be that close to you?

--
Bob.

When D-G made Madman out of clay he forgot to magic the brain. I think
that explains everything.