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The Biggest Motherfucker in the Valley

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Sep 18, 2012, 12:22:09 PM9/18/12

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30 days hath September,
April, June and November.
But along comes February
with it's 29
which messes up my whole poem
i thought was going fine.

in my
shrub

Mr. Kevin W Mc Auley
1107 Middle Street
So. Weymouth, MA 02190
beelz...@comcast.net
fax 781 335 - 8585
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hemorrhoid SnakF healer

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Sep 18, 2012, 1:23:10 PM9/18/12

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Thirty days hath Spetember
April June and November
All the rest have thirty one
Except February which has four and twenty four
Until Leap year gives it one more.

--
Raven igloo at means often taping Tempest.
Ich ate taping People's Bla a a azer.

Stephen Oakes

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Sep 18, 2012, 6:02:32 PM9/18/12

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On 19/09/12 2:22 AM, The Biggest Motherfucker in the Valley wrote:
> in my
> shrub

heathen. hissssss....

- soakes

Nikolai Kingsley

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Sep 18, 2012, 7:46:36 PM9/18/12

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>> in my
>> shrub
>
> heathen. hissssss....

well, he thoughtfully provided his address. I'm sure the Reader's Digest
will be interested. not that i'm advocating that sort of thing.

i'd be more inclined to send him a small cardboard box with "open other
end" printed on both ends.

--
Cau Dy wyneb a Ffwcio dy ewyrth!

"Rayleigh Sawyer. Tärzäas, King of Märs"

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Sep 18, 2012, 9:48:42 PM9/18/12

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Nikolai Kingsley wrote:
>
>>> in my
>>> shrub
>>
>> heathen. hissssss....
>
>
>
> well, he thoughtfully provided his address. I'm sure the Reader's Digest
> will be interested. not that i'm advocating that sort of thing.
>
> i'd be more inclined to send him a small cardboard box with "open other
> end" printed on both ends.
>

You should listen to this band I heard of called Snog. Keep it under
your hat.

Nikolai Kingsley

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Sep 18, 2012, 10:02:10 PM9/18/12

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>> i'd be more inclined to send him a small cardboard box with "open other
>> end" printed on both ends.
>
> You should listen to this band I heard of called Snog. Keep it under
> your hat.

what makes you think i don't?

"Rayleigh Sawyer. Tärzäas, King of Märs"

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Sep 18, 2012, 11:39:23 PM9/18/12

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I have not met anyone who listens to it. It is almost as if I have met
you. path-choosing method. I am in the midst of reworking

Nikolai Kingsley

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Sep 19, 2012, 1:13:37 AM9/19/12

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>>> You should listen to this band I heard of called Snog. Keep it under
>>> your hat.
>>
>> what makes you think i don't?
>
> I have not met anyone who listens to it. It is almost as if I have met
> you. path-choosing method. I am in the midst of reworking

i was visiting a friend last week, and her CD rack fell over. "Lies,
inc." was on top of the heap. it's not just you and me.

--
sed tamen salis petre recipe vii partes, v carbonum pulvere coruli, v et
sulphuris

"Rayleigh Sawyer. Tärzäas, King of Märs"

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Sep 19, 2012, 1:55:09 AM9/19/12

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Nikolai Kingsley wrote:
>
>>>> You should listen to this band I heard of called Snog. Keep it under
>>>> your hat.
>>>
>>> what makes you think i don't?
>>
>> I have not met anyone who listens to it. It is almost as if I have
>> met you. path-choosing method. I am in the midst of reworking
>
>
>
> i was visiting a friend last week, and her CD rack fell over. "Lies,
> inc." was on top of the heap. it's not just you and me.
>

Tell her to employ some ropes with her rack. Not too much slack,
remember. I had an ex-cd-rack which was a gravestone, a gravestone that
would have fallen over in a 2.3 on the Richter scale earthquake. I
caught it before it smashed me face in.

I keep wanting to invite you to my graveyard (what are you doing here in
my temple? THE GRAVEYARD!) except Kabam is retracting the offer before
they really let me sink my teef into it. Guess they don't want anything
to do wif my friends and they can all go to hell as far they are concerned.

Nikolai Kingsley

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Sep 19, 2012, 2:38:35 AM9/19/12

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> I keep wanting to invite you to my graveyard (what are you doing here in
> my temple? THE GRAVEYARD!)

oh, man. that's what my minecraft world is missing. a graveyard.

i'll get on that right away.

--
Chickens are sometimes mistaken for ducks due to their wide beaks and
ability to swim.
- minecraft wiki

Stephen Oakes

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Sep 19, 2012, 5:56:54 AM9/19/12

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On 19/09/12 3:13 PM, Nikolai Kingsley wrote:
> i was visiting a friend last week, and her CD rack fell over. "Lies,
> inc." was on top of the heap. it's not just you and me.

I never successfully deployed a CD rack and now it's too late.
...or maybe not. After all, I have reverted to vinyl.

- soakes

"Rayleigh Sawyer. Tärzäas, King of Märs"

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Sep 19, 2012, 7:03:36 AM9/19/12

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Nikolai Kingsley wrote:
>
>> I keep wanting to invite you to my graveyard (what are you doing here
>> in my temple? THE GRAVEYARD!)
>
>
> oh, man. that's what my minecraft world is missing. a graveyard.
>
> i'll get on that right away.
>

Excellent.

A Yorno opens.

"Rayleigh Sawyer. Tärzäas, King of Märs"

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Sep 19, 2012, 7:06:32 AM9/19/12

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At least you are not like Yorno Yorno, my Yorno. Yorno says that I
cannot buy Yornos. My dwarven Yorno requested that I purchase black
Yornos for Yorno. Yorno is a Yorno I see it now and wish that I was
Bach. Frame.

Bob Bain

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Sep 20, 2012, 5:13:05 AM9/20/12

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On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 09:22:09 -0700 (PDT), The Biggest Motherfucker in
the Valley <beelz...@comcast.net> wrote:

>30 days hath September,
> April, June and November.
>But along comes February
> with it's 29
>which messes up my whole poem
> i thought was going fine.

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Lord Robert, Lord Robert,
I curtsy quite lowly
and pray that Saint Aubert
will bless thee quite wholly.

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Elsie sometime today or yesterday......

Bob aka fred werr aka Robert aka "Lord Robert of New South Wales"
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