Items dealt with today, in chronological order

David Pacheco

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Jan 18, 2001, 10:09:53 PM1/18/01

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Bed
Alarm clock
Shower
Hair brush
Razor
Clothes
Bagels
Toaster
Toothbrush
ThinkPad
Car
Train
Elevator
Key
Desk
Coffee
Computer
Computer
Phone
Computer
Sandwich
Computer
Computer
Phone
Computer
Key
Elevator
Train
Car
ThinkPad
ThinkPad
ThinkPad
Wok
Dishwasher
Toothbrush
ThinkPad
Alarm Clock
Bed

People dealt with today, in chronological order

S.O.
Bozo
Bozo
Bozo
Bad Bozo
Bozo
Bozo
Bozo
Sandwich vendor
Bozo
Bozo
*Real* Bad Bozo
Bozo
Bozo
Brain-sucking Moron
Bozo
Nice person
Bozo
S.O.

Thoughts dealt with today, in chronological order

Huh, what?
Crap!
LATE!
Run run run run run!
Phew!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
Hungry.
Sandwich?
Full.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
Run run run run!
Phew.
Home!
Hungry!
Hmmmm... stir-fry?
Full.
Sleepy.
Yawn.
UUUH, SLEE...ZZZZZZZZZZ.

-dp.
Repeat until 65

Darla VladsChyk

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Jan 18, 2001, 11:28:35 PM1/18/01

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On Fri, 19 Jan 2001 03:09:53 GMT, David Pacheco <dpac...@iname.com>
wrote:

>Items dealt with today, in chronological order

>People dealt with today, in chronological order

>Thoughts dealt with today, in chronological order

Genius.

I'd like to open negotiations for the movie rights?

Have your people get back to me.

-=D=-

da...@my-deja.com

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Jan 18, 2001, 11:26:40 PM1/18/01

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In article <MPG.14d144cfa...@news.earthlink.net>,
David Pacheco <dpac...@iname.com> wrote:
>
[...]
> Toaster

For some reason, I read this as Tosteur

Da Ye

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David DeLaney

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Jan 19, 2001, 3:27:21 AM1/19/01

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da...@my-deja.com <da...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> David Pacheco <dpac...@iname.com> wrote:
>[...]
>> Toaster
>
>For some reason, I read this as Tosteur

Also, close inspection of this list reveals where Mr. Pacheco micturates.

Dave "curious george and the man in the yellow splat" DeLaney
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Ted Frank

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Jan 19, 2001, 4:13:00 AM1/19/01

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You stir-fry your ThinkPad? No wonder you need four of them.
--
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

SV

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Jan 19, 2001, 7:35:30 AM1/19/01

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I think you are constipated, no shit today? ... or are you using
the code word Thinkpad. That's when I have my best ideas.

Xcott Craver

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Jan 19, 2001, 12:13:25 PM1/19/01

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Darla VladsChyk <Darl...@notthissprint.ca> wrote:
>
>Genius.
>I'd like to open negotiations for the movie rights?
>Have your people get back to me.

Poor Kevin Costner! Think about it: he can *only* star in Kevin
Costner movies! He's in Hell! Our universe is HIS HELL!

>-=D=-
-S

Glenn Knickerbocker

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Jan 19, 2001, 2:06:29 PM1/19/01

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David DeLaney wrote:
> Also, close inspection of this list reveals where Mr. Pacheco micturates.

"Shower" and "Dishwasher" are obvious enough, but what about during the
day? "Elevator"? "Sandwich"?

ŹR

Joe Manfre

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Jan 19, 2001, 8:10:59 PM1/19/01

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I'd been thinking maybe some of the ``bozos'' had ear wax problems and
requested David's assistance.

JM