i'm so, so, so sorry
girl guitarist libertine
so when Gallaudet's team is losing, do the fans
say "it's not over till the fat lady signs"?
m
no, really. i'm really, really, really sorry. really.
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ioannis galidakis
Cum on merde, don't play jokes on us poor guys that like plumpers. They
are big, fluffy, cuddly, softly, squishy, they have exhibited at least
one weakness of character-namely inability to control eating habits,
they are big, goddess like, (goddess 'cunti' by the way) and a man can
lose himself in their huge plump loafs of fat and meat. Man, i could go
crazy for one big fluffy plump woman's thigh. Give me such and i will
worship it till it rots (after i cut it off to keep it with me on my bed
and make love to it)
Long live the plumpers. The most beautiful.
Besides, have u ever seen a Soprano or primadona who was thin? Look at
Pavaroboti. Nobody cares about the fact that he looks like a zepelin. I
dunno, on men its kinda gross, but i find plump women extremely sexy.
Now if i only was your type...
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Mr. Sweetness & Light
ioannis galidakis wrote in message <35703D...@ath.forthnet.gr>...
>girl guitarist libertine wrote:
>>
>> so when Gallaudet's team is losing, do the fans
>> say "it's not over till the fat lady signs"?
<SNIP>
>Cum on merde,
^^^^^^
Jesus H. Buttfucking Kerhist(tm). This *can't* be yet another horndogging of
Merde can it?
> don't play jokes on us poor guys that like plumpers. They
Oh man! It is! Wait a second...."plumpers"? Is this some Luzenet term for
fat/obese/large (pick your term) people? Lemme take a break and check the
groups....
Aha! Scanning through www.dejanews.com with the word "plumpers" nailed moi
several hundred hits on such groups as alt.binaries.pictures.bigbutts and
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.big-folks. This is just a guess mind you, but
I suspect these are there to reaffirm the dignity of women through pictures.
The reason I suspect this is that the authors names are so Q00|_. Especially
the lady who calls herself "Backdoor Slut". Oh yeah, the submissive way the
above sentence starts is just a killer. Expect a lot of groupie letters from
this post.
>are big, fluffy, cuddly, softly, squishy, they have exhibited at least
Squishy? I'm not quite sure that's a virtue, but what the hell, it takes all
kinds.
>one weakness of character-namely inability to control eating habits,
*GACK* Right into the toilet after doing so well.
>they are big, goddess like, (goddess 'cunti' by the way) and a man can
Cunti? You must fight them off with a stick, dewd.
>lose himself in their huge plump loafs of fat and meat. Man, i could go
>crazy for one big fluffy plump woman's thigh. Give me such and i will
Waaay too much detail here. Little tip, *never* tell a woman she's fat and
never agree with her if she says she's fat. One thigh? Since they normally
come in a set of two, does this imply that you want/are willing to share?
>worship it till it rots (after i cut it off to keep it with me on my bed
>and make love to it)
This is the scariest visual image I've seen today, and I've just gotten back
from Oklahoma. Wow!
>Long live the plumpers.
This is just too late to make up for the sickening images in my mind after
the last few sentences. Nice try though.
>The most beautiful.
The most beautiful what? Doorstops?
>Besides, have u ever seen a Soprano or primadona who was thin? Look at
You need to get out in the world more. Maybe check your facts before you
post this.
>Pavaroboti. Nobody cares about the fact that he looks like a zepelin. I
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Geezus! Not even close. Then he follows with a dubious bit of speculation.
Guess what? *I* care that the fat fuck has buttocks in separate time zones.
>dunno, on men its kinda gross, but i find plump women extremely sexy.
Is this an admission of bisexuality of just more horndogging?
Survey sez: Both!
>Now if i only was your type...
This just screams: "Please write me and tell me I'm wrong about this.
Please?"
This is my favorite post of the day.
girl guitarist libertine
In article <6kq18g$28m$1...@newshost.cyberramp.net>,
Mr. Sweetness & Light <kfr...@diespamnewtsdiecyberramp.net> wrote:
>
>ioannis galidakis wrote in message <35703D...@ath.forthnet.gr>...
>>
>
>^^^^^^
>Jesus H. Buttfucking Kerhist(tm). This *can't* be yet another horndogging of
>Merde can it?
of course it is. he wants me. they all want me. i'm
hotter than the surface of the sun, and men are standing
in line to be the next to get burned. sadly for them, i
am very particular about who i fry to a blissful crisp,
so most are destined to be cruelly rejected and live out
the rest of their days wracked by agonizing loneliness
and despair -- for having once looked upon me, they can
never again love another woman.
i'm a heartbreaker, baby. never doubt it.
m
guitar player dead ahead! set forward phasers to stun!
Scott Dorsey
In article <6kos4e$bu1$1...@shell11.ba.best.com> m...@best.com (girl guitarist libertine) writes:
>
>so when Gallaudet's team is losing, do the fans
>say "it's not over till the fat lady signs"?
A few years ago, Marv from Gallaudet was one of the regulars on
rec.audio.pro.
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In article <1993Jul16.1...@rtsg.mot.com>, morr...@rtsg.mot.com (Jerry P Morrow) writes:
> In article <dsbCA7...@netcom.com> d...@netcom.com (Pan-Handle-Dan) writes:
>>
>>
>>My local money-grubbing music salesman tells me that I need to replace
>>all my cables with telescoping shielded cable (shielded cable with the
>>shielding grounded to sleeve on the mixer end). This will cost lots
>>of bucks. He also tells me that I may need to get a ground lift
>>in the form of signal isolation tranformer(s). This will cost mondo
>>bucks. Furthermore, he DOES NOT give a money-back guarantee that any of
>>this will work.
>>
>>I don't want to be an idiot and spend thousands of bucks on all this stuff,
>>and possibly not even solve the problem. I don't know what to do.
>>PLEASE HELP!
>
> This seems to be one of those problems only experienced sound
> people know about. I have the same questions about how to get
> 60 Hz hum out of my small PA. Has anyone written an extensive
> FAQ (or single answer) about grounding and ground loops????
With all the 100's of cables criss crossing everywhere in my system, humming is
inevitable, in many situations there is no way to get rid of it, even if you
have the system properly grounded.
My advice: Get a noise gate. Set it at the threshold right above the
amplitude of the hum. That way the hum will come on only when music or voice
comes on, and usually that signal is sufficient to make the hum unnoticable (to
untrained ears).
Marv
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I assure you that some of the other postings were quite as amusing. It
really gave me a lot of respect for the handicapped.
--scott
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