Best chess opening names

Kate Orman

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Mar 14, 2007, 9:00:53 PM3/14/07

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The Fred Defense
The Hedgehog Opening
The Sicilian Dragon (That is James Bond in a towel!)
The Elephant Gambit
The Scotch Game (hic)
Ruy Lopez Exchange Variation Doubly Deferred (wtf)

Thomass Square

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Mar 14, 2007, 9:21:51 PM3/14/07

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-center counter gambit/ modern variation

b

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Sometimes I'm in a good mood.
Sometimes I'm in a bad mood.
When all my moods have cum to pass
i hope they bury me upside down
so the world can kiss me porcelain,
white, Irish bottom.

Kate Orman

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Mar 14, 2007, 9:30:51 PM3/14/07

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On Mar 15, 12:21 pm, Thomass Square <comprehensivecenter> wrote:
> Kate Orman wrote:
> > The Fred Defense
> > The Hedgehog Opening
> > The Sicilian Dragon (That is James Bond in a towel!)
> > The Elephant Gambit
> > The Scotch Game (hic)
> > Ruy Lopez Exchange Variation Doubly Deferred (wtf)
>
> -center counter gambit/ modern variation

Chesss Square

Jon

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Mar 14, 2007, 11:40:11 PM3/14/07

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Kate Orman wrote:

Suicide

nikolai kingsley

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Mar 14, 2007, 11:35:52 PM3/14/07

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I've always liked the Inverse Multiple Mayakovsky, where you pull out a
handgun and start shooting at random.

nikolai kingsley

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Mar 14, 2007, 11:37:08 PM3/14/07

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>>> The Fred Defense
>>> The Hedgehog Opening
>>> The Sicilian Dragon (That is James Bond in a towel!)
>>> The Elephant Gambit
>>> The Scotch Game (hic)
>>> Ruy Lopez Exchange Variation Doubly Deferred (wtf)
>> -center counter gambit/ modern variation
>
> Chesss Square

the Graduated Chessie Moore, which involves the lowering of large
breasts onto the pieces over a period of fifteen minutes. the Sudden
Chessie Moore doesn't have quite the same effect.

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Kate Orman

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Mar 15, 2007, 8:22:42 AM3/15/07

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On Mar 15, 2:35 pm, nikolai kingsley
<shera...@invalid.alphalink.com.au> wrote:

> I've always liked the Inverse Multiple Mayakovsky, where you pull out a
> handgun and start shooting at random.

Scotch Four Knights Game Reversed. for true

Thomass Square

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Mar 15, 2007, 12:13:44 PM3/15/07

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Thomass Square wrote:
> Kate Orman wrote:

>> The French Defense

>> The Hedgehog Opening
>> The Sicilian Dragon (That is James Bond in a towel!)
>> The Elephant Gambit
>> The Scotch Game (hic)

>> Roy Lopez Exchange Variation Doubly Deferred (wtf)

Thomass Square

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Mar 15, 2007, 12:19:13 PM3/15/07

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... bird opening
... accelerated sicilian

b
ps;
balls in your court luv

nimrod poindexter, idiot extraordinaire

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Mar 15, 2007, 1:06:06 PM3/15/07

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Dyslexic's Gambit:

1) e2-e4 (resigns)

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YOP...

The Hurricant

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Mar 16, 2007, 5:17:29 AM3/16/07

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On Mar 15, 11:06 am, "nimrod poindexter, idiot extraordinaire"

The Nikolai
Doing the Nikolai
The Nikolai Gambit
Nikolai w/ Flatulence Option
Nikolai Sits on the Board
Nikolai Farts on e-7

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nikolai kingsley

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Mar 16, 2007, 8:15:32 AM3/16/07

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> Nikolai w/ Flatulence Option
> Nikolai Sits on the Board
> Nikolai Farts on e-7

you bastard, you know i haven't been able to fart since my lower colonic
bacteria all turned to the worship of the Ori. Hallowed are the Ori!

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having your ass run by worshippers
of a fire god is no walk in ANYONE's park.