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George William Herbert

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Aug 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/25/00
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My morning shower was interrupted with a terrible vision of a movie I now
desperately want to see made... "Like, Hamlet". Chris Rock as Hamlet Dude,
Robin Williams as Evil Uncle King, Joan Cusak as Queen Mom,
Bobcat Goldthwait as either Rosencrantz or Guildenstern,
still trying to figure out the other one... you get the idea.


-george
"...I knew him, Horatio.
But shit, he's lost weight
since then."


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j...@frosch.com

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Aug 27, 2000, 8:49:22 PM8/27/00
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tho...@mail.nhn.ou.edu (Rollin Thomas) writes:

> gher...@gw.retro.com (George William Herbert) writes:
>
> >Bobcat Goldthwait as either Rosencrantz or Guildenstern,
> >still trying to figure out the other one... you get the idea.
>

> Gilbert Gottfried?

Jerry Stiller.

Kent Paul Dolan

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Aug 28, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/28/00
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George William Herbert <gher...@gw.retro.com> wrote:
>My morning shower was interrupted with a terrible vision of a movie I now
>desperately want to see made... "Like, Hamlet". Chris Rock as Hamlet Dude,
>Robin Williams as Evil Uncle King, Joan Cusak as Queen Mom,
>Bobcat Goldthwait as either Rosencrantz or Guildenstern,
>still trying to figure out the other one... you get the idea.

> -george
> "...I knew him, Horatio.
> But shit, he's lost weight
> since then."

To someone who frequently shares the trains with those 12 - 15 year old
girls who keep ValSpeak a living (sort of) language, this thought would
have left _me_ standing in the shower working out plot twists until
there was little more left of me, post-hydraulic-erosion-wise, than of
alas poor whasisname?

Your strength is as the strength of ten, or else your water heater is one
of those slow recovery varieties.

Cheers!

xanthian.

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"Diarrhetoric", when you care enough to post the very best ...
over, and over, and over.
Thanks for the neologism to fellow x'ian,
"xian", Christian Lipski, cli...@siebel.com

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Jamie Andrews

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Aug 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/30/00
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In article <8o72vb$huq$1...@gw.retro.com>,

George William Herbert <gher...@gw.retro.com> wrote:
>My morning shower was interrupted with a terrible vision of a movie I now
>desperately want to see made... "Like, Hamlet".

I don't suppose _The Skinhead Hamlet_ has been
posted to this gropus lately...?

--Jamie.
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@csd .ca } (Unsolicited "bulk" e-mail costs everyone.)

Matthew Marchese

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Aug 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/30/00
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Jamie Andrews wrote:

>
> I don't suppose _The Skinhead Hamlet_ has been
> posted to this gropus lately...?

No, but it's never far from my thoughts. I can still quote large chunks of it
from memory; not a big deal since 75% of the dialogue consists of the words,
"Fuck, Oi, Mucca, and Yer." The trick is saying those four words in the
correct order.


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Matt Marchese
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then there's no ground" -Imperial Teen
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contradictionary flies

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Sep 5, 2000, 2:41:52 PM9/5/00
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In article <usnrqk...@ci75554-b.nash1.tn.home.com>,

Sir Laurence Olivier.

rone
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