A race of buggies

Horace Dinkins

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Oct 10, 2004, 11:23:00 PM10/10/04

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Old buggy.
New buggy.
New buggy with old parts.
Old buggy with new parts.
Some buggy that nobody ever saw before.

All are racing.
Which will win?

Look at the drivers.
A buggy is only as good as its driver.

qSilent Queue

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Oct 10, 2004, 11:28:24 PM10/10/04

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"Horace Dinkins" <ldin...@aol.com> wrote in message
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this is all a bit buggy

--qSq

Kent Paul Dolan

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Oct 10, 2004, 11:54:09 PM10/10/04

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"Horace Dinkins" <ldin...@aol.com> wrote:

> A buggy is only as good as its driver.

The Golfing Entomologist tees up a rhinocerous beetle.

She addresses the bug.

She reaches back!

She swings!

*Splat!*

The buggy seems _much the worse_ for its driver.

I think your plan needs lots more work.

HTH

xanthian.

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mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges

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Oct 10, 2004, 11:57:46 PM10/10/04

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> Look at the drivers.
> A buggy is only as good as its driver.

rubber baby driver buggy bumpers

i hit the road and im gone
whats your number?
i wonder how your engine feels

arf meow arf

Stephen Oakes

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Oct 11, 2004, 12:14:31 AM10/11/04

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That sounds like downtown Footscray...or perhaps Moe...
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BELANGER

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Oct 11, 2004, 12:37:50 AM10/11/04

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I read this as, "A brace of Juggies". Well, no sense turning back
now:

gif gif gif

Stephen Oakes

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Oct 11, 2004, 12:51:35 AM10/11/04

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"BELANGER" <ydaer...@liamtoh.moc> wrote...

>I read this as, "A brace of Juggies".

Well, why not?!

> Well, no sense turning back now:

Indeed.

> gif gif gif

Of course if I could be bothered, I could have grabbed my digital camera,
found a couple of old pots from somewhere, taken a poorly lit photo,
transferred it to my PC, resized it appropriately, uploaded it to my web
server, tested it in my browser, copied the URL and pasted and posted
here... in not much more time than it would have taken to type this... all
for a cheap and obvious joke, but I didn't.

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Stephen (but it would have been a JPG) Oakes

nikolai kingsley

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Oct 11, 2004, 3:06:14 AM10/11/04

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> That sounds like downtown Footscray...or perhaps Moe...

or Lygon Street on a Sat'dy night.

Unrool! yew bewdy!

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nikolai kingsley

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Oct 11, 2004, 3:07:10 AM10/11/04

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> Stephen (but it would have been a JPG) Oakes

we await the dawn of the Animated Jpeg.

Proprclr

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Oct 11, 2004, 7:26:04 AM10/11/04

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"Stephen Oakes" <soa...@XXXbigpond.net.au> wrote in message news:<rjoad.21706$5O5....@news-server.bigpond.net.au>...

> "BELANGER" <ydaer...@liamtoh.moc> wrote...
> >I read this as, "A brace of Juggies".
>
> Well, why not?!
>
> > Well, no sense turning back now:
>
> Indeed.
>
> > gif gif gif
>
> Of course if I could be bothered, I could have grabbed my digital camera,
> found a couple of old pots from somewhere, taken a poorly lit photo,
> transferred it to my PC,

or goto http://images.google.com and get what you are looking for there

Kent Paul Dolan

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Oct 11, 2004, 4:27:36 PM10/11/04

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"Proprclr" <bala...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> "BELANGER" <ydaer...@liamtoh.moc> wrote...
[about the "race of buggies" original thread title]

>>> I read this as, "A brace of Juggies".

[somebody else mentioned the "produce the photo
yourself option"]

> or goto http://images.google.com and get what you
> are looking for there

Sure, but we can all find the Christine Aguilera
"nearly nude" shots ourselves. Amd then there're all
those "Hooters" out-takes...

xanthian; recently noticed the "large images" and
"preferences" bugs on images.google.com: each makes
for much nicer results.

Come to that, "brace of Juggies" photos are half the
profit potential of the Internet, still today. That
will change right after humans become parthenogenetic.