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Ken Johnson

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Nov 11, 2012, 7:36:34 AM11/11/12
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How Unfounded Allegations Work

BBC Television News: "Jimmy Savile apart, there exists at least one posh, rich man who molests children while visiting children's homes."

Lord Snooty, red faced and bouncing up and down: "How dare you make such wicked false insinuations about me?"

Director General of BBC: "Lord Snooty is innocent. I resign."

Alligator: "I'm completely unfounded."

Another Alligator: "I didn't know you were losted."

Ken Johnson
p. s. everyone is innocent, until proven guilty of course.

Alligator: Don't come to a snap judgement.

Lord Infomouse

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Nov 11, 2012, 10:40:51 AM11/11/12
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I have more information about this, but I would prefer to tell you in
person.

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Nikolai Kingsley

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Nov 11, 2012, 7:03:21 PM11/11/12
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> BBC Television News: "Jimmy Savile apart, there exists at least one posh, rich man who molests children while visiting children's homes."



Santa Claus?

he doesn't dress like a posh man.

Stephen Oakes

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Nov 12, 2012, 1:14:31 AM11/12/12
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On 12/11/12 11:03 AM, Nikolai Kingsley wrote:
> Santa Claus?

I think you're right!

> he doesn't dress like a posh man.

In some countries, a big red woolly suit is considered posh.

- soakes

The Biggest Motherfucker in the Valley

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Nov 12, 2012, 1:17:29 AM11/12/12
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... AND you haven't been a very good boy this year!!

Nikolai Kingsley

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Nov 12, 2012, 1:26:38 AM11/12/12
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>> Santa Claus?
>
> I think you're right!
>
>> he doesn't dress like a posh man.
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> In some countries, a big red woolly suit is considered posh.



in some countries, Victoria Beckham is considered posh.

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in other news, Victoria Beckham is Santa Claus
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