Creationist Fable of Noah Fails Again
Budikka666
Katie Thompson discusses the taxonomy of Osedax worms, and in process
of this mentions their mating habits: "The much smaller males gather
in groups of 50-100 to live inside some lucky female. The males never
mature past the larval stage, yet are able to be fertilizers."
So how, exactly, did Noah gather these in mating "pairs" to herd them
onto the ark, pray tell?
Budikka
ilbe...@gmail.com
Again, your hostility and willful rejection of our Creator has caused
you further misconceptions ; nowhere does the Bible say Noah took 2
of EVERYTHING on the Ark before God destroyed the World . He took a
mating pair of land animals and fowl of the air consisting of their
Kind...or, a pair from each Animal Family . From that pair , the
many varieties of animals , birds, and even worms came to be .
Have you come up with how blind evolutionary forces provides for the
4th Generation ONLY Monarch Butterflies trek from Canada to Mexico on
the precise date of the fall equinox and returning toward Canada on
the precise date of the spring equinox. ??? Before you start flying
off the handle with new examples of hostility, please address the
Monarch Butterfly and for bonus points, please tell us how the 60
major anatomical systems of the Human Body came together via blind
evolutionary forces so they ALL work collaboratively precisely
balancing out the many complex systems that we have so we can live .
Finally, for extra credit , tell us how virtually any choice of
lifestyle is made permissable by continuing to make excuses that God
isnt real . Regards.
Free Lunch
<ilbe...@gmail.com> wrote in alt.talk.creationism:
>
>Again, your hostility and willful rejection of our Creator
I reject the lies you tell. This has nothing to do with a creator. It
has to do with your commitment to dishonesty when you preach your false
doctrines.
> has caused
>you further misconceptions ; nowhere does the Bible say Noah took 2
>of EVERYTHING on the Ark before God destroyed the World . He took a
>mating pair of land animals and fowl of the air consisting of their
>Kind...or, a pair from each Animal Family . From that pair , the
>many varieties of animals , birds, and even worms came to be .
No matter what excuses you make, the fact is that there was no such
Flood. Stop lying to us. You cannot point to evidence to support your
false doctrines. You know that.
>Have you come up with how blind evolutionary forces provides for the
>4th Generation ONLY Monarch Butterflies trek from Canada to Mexico on
>the precise date of the fall equinox and returning toward Canada on
>the precise date of the spring equinox. ??? Before you start flying
>off the handle with new examples of hostility, please address the
>Monarch Butterfly and for bonus points, please tell us how the 60
>major anatomical systems of the Human Body came together via blind
>evolutionary forces so they ALL work collaboratively precisely
>balancing out the many complex systems that we have so we can live .
>Finally, for extra credit , tell us how virtually any choice of
>lifestyle is made permissable by continuing to make excuses that God
>isnt real . Regards.
You ask questions that show that you are intentionally ignorant and
unwilling to learn. You call God a trickster, a liar. You are not a
believer.
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
Read your book of fairy tales. According to the myth, he took 7 of
every "clean" animal, and 2 of every "unclean" animal. He was also told
to take 7 of every "fowl of the air", not 2
Genesis 7:1-3
1And the LORD said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy house into the ark;
for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation.
2Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and
his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his
female.
3Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep
seed alive upon the face of all the earth.
All of which is of course a crock of bullshit, because the laws about
clean and unclean animals weren't written yet, Moses hadn't been born at
the time of Noah. So just how the fuck was Noah supposed to know the
difference between a clean and unclean animal.
And don't even start with the noise that god told him. It is not
recorded and according to your mythology, adding to your book of lies is
a grave sin, for which you will be greatly punished.
Of course, since the whole thing is a fairy tale to begin with, it
really doesn't matter how many animals, and of what kind, old Noah
collected. THE FLOOD NEVER HAPPENED!
Next time Davy, you might actually want to read your bible, before
trying to type with your feet.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
http://azhotops.blogspot.com
A.A #1143 http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
BAAWA Knight Sir Karl of the Solaris Media
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Budikka666
The challenge I offered you in this thread:
http://tinyurl.com/nubnxr
on May 11th 2009, only to see you RUN AWAY.
Unmet challenge #2
Provide *positive*, *scientific* evidence *for* a creation. Not Bible
quotes. Not quotes from creationists or atheists or evolutionists.
Not divine revelation. Not juvenile unsupported ignorant assertions.
Not chants of 'no it isn't!'. Not counter challenges when you haven't
even met ours, but *positive*, *scientific* evidence *for* a creation.
Unmet challenge #3
Provide evidence that shows how DNA is the work of a creator. Show us
this evidence and explain how it demonstrates a creator.
Unmet challenge #4
Support claims that bacteria have never arisen from anything other
than bacteria/life has never arisen from anything but life.
Unmet challenge #5
Provide evidence in support of the creationist claim that information
cannot be added to a genome.
Unmet challenge #6
Define scientifically what the "genetic boundaries" are: specifically
what the mechanism is which (according to creationist claims) prevents
one species from evolving into another species over time.
Unmet Challenge #7
Provide your scientific evidence (as opposed to your LYING,
unsupported bullshit, which has been refuted repeatedly) to support
your creationist claim that life cannot arise from organic chemistry,
when scientists have repeatedly demonstrated that the truth is quite
to the contrary
Unmet Challenge #8
Prove that there's a god out there waiting to judge me when I die.
Otherwise you and your creationist fundie ilk are nothing but pathetic
LIARS and FRAUDS.
Unmet Challenge #9
Prove that we have a soul. Demonstrate scientifically where it is and
what its purpose is.
Unmet Challenge #10
Prove that this fictional Jesus isn't fictional and that he literally
died and that he came back to life and went to Heaven.
Here's a list of the strongest advocates of creation on Usenet WHO
HAVE FLED one or more of these challenges:
Chicken Adman
Chicken Andrew
Chicken Brother Ted
Chicken Codebreaker
Chicken Curtjester1
Chicken Duke
Chicken Gabriel
Chicken I'll Be Bauck
Chicken Pastor Dave
Let's face it, NOT A SINGLE creationist on Usenet has been able to
find the guts to face these challenges. This fictional god of theirs
has deserted every one of these liars and frauds That's what a sad,
pathetic and vacuous bunch of lousy, low-life scum they are.
Case closed. End of story. End of You.
Budikka
Nomen Publicus
>
> Again, your hostility and willful rejection of our Creator has caused
> you further misconceptions ; nowhere does the Bible say Noah took 2
> of EVERYTHING on the Ark before God destroyed the World . He took a
> mating pair of land animals and fowl of the air consisting of their
> Kind...or, a pair from each Animal Family . From that pair , the
> many varieties of animals , birds, and even worms came to be .
So, how did the kangaroos know to travel all those miles?
> Have you come up with how blind evolutionary forces provides for the
> 4th Generation ONLY Monarch Butterflies trek from Canada to Mexico on
> the precise date of the fall equinox and returning toward Canada on
> the precise date of the spring equinox. ??? Before you start flying
> off the handle with new examples of hostility, please address the
> Monarch Butterfly and for bonus points, please tell us how the 60
> major anatomical systems of the Human Body came together via blind
> evolutionary forces so they ALL work collaboratively precisely
> balancing out the many complex systems that we have so we can live .
> Finally, for extra credit , tell us how virtually any choice of
> lifestyle is made permissable by continuing to make excuses that God
> isnt real . Regards.
--
Mel Gibson isn't known for being faithful to the original source.
His remake of The Life of Brian is rubbish. -- Michael C
Uncle Vic
wrote:
> Again, your hostility and willful rejection of our Creator has caused
> you further misconceptions ; nowhere does the Bible say Noah took 2
> of EVERYTHING on the Ark before God destroyed the World . He took a
> mating pair of land animals and fowl of the air consisting of their
> Kind...or, a pair from each Animal Family . From that pair , the
> many varieties of animals , birds, and even worms came to be .
Yet you poo-poo evolution. How do you deal with the conflicts floating
around in what passes for your mind?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.
Ken
Or is that DUMB ASS?