Hyenas Are Smarter Than Creationists
Budikka666
"Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose their rank, it
can have lifelong consequences, so they're constantly picking fights."
Here at the Smithsonian magazine:
www.smithsonianmag.com
there's an article about someone who's an expert:
http://tinyurl.com/5ehxqa
She's been studying hyenas for a long time and has overturned a few
mis-perceptions about them.
They're not cowardly at all - unlike the typical creationist we see
here in alt.atheism.
Hyenas are not scavengers - they kill about 95% of what they eat.
Lions scavenge from the hyenas!
That percentage isn't quite as good as atheists, who kill 100% of
creationist "arguments" and eat creationists alive
Most hyenas die violently. I wonder why a supposedly loving god would
deliberately design a system like that? Or could it be that it wasn't
designed, but evolved?
They're not the most intelligently designed of creatures:
"Perhaps the most perplexing question about hyenas is why females have
pseudopenises. The structures complicate mating and birth. The hyena's
reproductive canal is twice as long as that in a similarly sized
animal, and what's more, there's a hairpin turn halfway to the uterus.
"It's a long gantlet for sperm to run," says Holekamp. It's also an
ordeal from the other direction. Among the first-time mothers in
captivity, according to the Berkeley researchers, 60 percent of cubs
die during birth, most from suffocation after getting stuck in the
birth canal. Subsequent births are easier."
The dominant gender is the female - they run everything. "One gender
contradiction is the female spotted hyena's long clitoris, almost
indistinguishable from a penis, through which the animals urinate,
mate and even give birth. Scientists call the unusual organ, which is
capable of becoming erect, a pseudopenis or a peniform clitoris. To
further confuse matters, a female's labia are fused and made bulbous
by two fatty pads, creating the illusion of a scrotum."
I wonder why an honest god would design something deceitful like that,
especially when it's so dangerous? Or did it simply evolve?
There's more:
"...female spotted hyenas are bigger and more aggressive than males.
Every clan is a matriarchy ruled by an alpha female. In the clan's
strict power structure, adult males rank last. They must swallow abuse
even from the most obnoxious juveniles or risk violent punishment from
female coalitions. At a communal carcass, adult males eat last—if
there's anything left. When a male kills dinner on his own, he must
gorge quickly before female clan members shove him aside."
Quite contrary to the LIES told by Ben Stein in the creationist
crockumentary "Expelled", this isn't an invention. It isn't something
that Charles Darwin set in motion. It's a fact of life on the African
plains.
There's more:
"At age 2 or 3 a male leaves his natal clan and wanders off to beg
acceptance into another clan. After vicious rejections, he eventually
succeeds and reaps his reward: brutal harassment as the clan's nadir,
one of the last in line for food and sex."
"...lions, which go out of their way to kill hyenas. The lions' motive
isn't clear, but it's not hunger; they won't eat a hyena."
I wonder why a god would design a system like that - unfair, cruel,
where the strong abuse the weak, and the weakest - even pups - are
left to die.
In short, the very thing which Stein lies about in "Expelled" was not
created by Darwin, but by a god - if you swallow the creationist LIES.
The article says, "Hyenas are proving to be very smart—in some ways,
as smart as primates". Clearly they're smarter than creationists who
cannot even see reality when it smacks them in the face.
Budikka
Ken
> The article says, "Hyenas are proving to be very smart—in some ways,
> as smart as primates". Clearly they're smarter than creationists who
> cannot even see reality when it smacks them in the face.
>
> Budikka
As a matter of fact, Mr Hanky (a talking piece of excrement) is
smarter than all creationists, most Republicans and a majority of
Xtians
Christ's Love
<budi...@netscape.net> wrote:
>The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
>
>"Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose their rank, it
>can have lifelong consequences, so they're constantly picking fights."
You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a bitter
old woman who needs to find God.
Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!
Cory Albrecht
> On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Budikka666
> <budi...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
>> The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
>>
>> "Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose their rank, it
>> can have lifelong consequences, so they're constantly picking fights."
>
> You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a bitter
> old woman who needs to find God.
Yeah, *real* good demonstration of the "Love your neighbour as yourself"
concept that Jesus said was the second greatest commandment.
> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!
Hypocrite.
Christ's Love
<coryal...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Christ's Love wrote:
>> On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Budikka666
>> <budi...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>
>>> The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
>>>
>>> "Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose their rank, it
>>> can have lifelong consequences, so they're constantly picking fights."
>>
>> You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a bitter
>> old woman who needs to find God.
>
>Yeah, *real* good demonstration of the "Love your neighbour as yourself"
>concept that Jesus said was the second greatest commandment.
>
Jesus always spoke the truth, and I speak the truth as the Lord lays
it on my heart.
Ben Goren
> Cory Albrecht wrote:
>> Christ's Love wrote:
>>> Budikka666 wrote:
>>>
>>>> The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
>>>>
>>>> "Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose
>>>> their rank, it can have lifelong consequences, so they're
>>>> constantly picking fights."
>>>
>>> You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a
>>> bitter old woman who needs to find God.
>>
>> Yeah, *real* good demonstration of the "Love your neighbour as
>> yourself" concept that Jesus said was the second greatest
>> commandment.
>
> Jesus always spoke the truth, and I speak the truth as the Lord
> lays it on my heart.
Ain't you heard? Too much Lard is bad for your heart. Clogs the
arteries and all.
Especially when you lay it on so thick.
Cheers,
b&
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Devil's Advocaat
So you insult someone while claiming to love them, and then blame it
on the "truth" that Jesus lays on your heart.
Perhaps you would be so kind as to defend your position and attitude
with chapter and verse from the Bible.
>
> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Budikka666
> On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Budikka666
>
> >The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
>
> >"Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose their rank, it
> >can have lifelong consequences, so they're constantly picking fights."
>
> You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a bitter
> old woman who needs to find God.
I've never said what my gender is because it's entirely irrelevant.
People are free to make all the assumptions they want, but that
doesn't mean they have any grounding in fact. You yourself are the
expert in this since you're entirely fact-free.
You're entirely Christianity free, too since you've repeatedly proven
you have no idea what "turn the other cheek" and "go the extra mile"
mean.
You're also education-free as your stupidity proves.
So what does that leave? A big fat nothing.
Keep running Chicken Christ.
> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I!
Oh, I almost forgot: you've also proven that you've no idea what love
is. I guess this mythical Christ didn't do you a damned bit of good,
did he?
Budikka
Ben Goren
> Christ's Love wrote:
>> Cory Albrecht wrote:
>>> Christ's Love wrote:
>>>> Budikka666 wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
>>>>> "Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose
>>>>> their rank, it can have lifelong consequences, so they're
>>>>> constantly picking fights."
>>>>
>>>> You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a
>>>> bitter old woman who needs to find God.
>>>
>>> Yeah, *real* good demonstration of the "Love your neighbour as
>>> yourself" concept that Jesus said was the second greatest
>>> commandment.
>>
>> Jesus always spoke the truth, and I speak the truth as the Lord
>> lays it on my heart.
>
> So you insult someone while claiming to love them, and then
> blame it on the "truth" that Jesus lays on your heart.
>
> Perhaps you would be so kind as to defend your position and
> attitude with chapter and verse from the Bible.
Oh, that's waaaay too easy. Matthew 10:34-39, amongst countless
others.
Jesus a ``love god'' my ass. Shit, I've met scorpions that were
/far/ more loving than Jesus ``Let 'em all rot in Hell'' Christ.
Budikka666
This is a demonstrable LIE since, according to the NT, your Jesus
promised he would return before everyone alive in his time had died.
Unless you can point to someone who is around 2,000 years old, then
what we have here is your Jesus LYING.
Budikka
Budikka666
He couldn't defend the deafened from sound.
Love your handle BTW!
Budikka
Ye Old One
<christ...@yahoo.com> enriched this group when s/he wrote:
>On Sat, 10 May 2008 03:11:29 -0400, Cory Albrecht
><coryal...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Christ's Love wrote:
>>> On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Budikka666
>>> <budi...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
>>>>
>>>> "Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose their rank, it
>>>> can have lifelong consequences, so they're constantly picking fights."
>>>
>>> You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a bitter
>>> old woman who needs to find God.
>>
>>Yeah, *real* good demonstration of the "Love your neighbour as yourself"
>>concept that Jesus said was the second greatest commandment.
>>
>
>Jesus always spoke the truth,
His authors make that claim. But then it is possible to claim anything
for a fictional character.
> and I speak the truth as the Lord lays
>it on my heart.
Lying arsehole.
>
--
Bob.
curtjester1
>
> The article says, "Hyenas are proving to be very smart—in some ways,
> as smart as primates". Clearly they're smarter than creationists who
> cannot even see reality when it smacks them in the face.
>
> Budikka
I am sure little birdies with bird-brains can accomplish more than
humans in many respects. Even chimps have been noted to have better
short term memory's than humans. All it shows is that the Creation is
quite diverse and different. It makes going upward on an evolutionary
scale, not a viable hypothesis, though.
And have you ever noticed when an animal is not hungry or in need of
food, how gentle and nice they can become. So it is prophesied, in
Isaiah chapter 11, that animals will have plenty to eat and become
pets or friendly toward mankind.
CJ
veritas
> On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Budikka666
>
> >The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
>
> >"Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose their rank, it
> >can have lifelong consequences, so they're constantly picking fights."
>
> You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a bitter
> old woman who needs to find God.
>
> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!
Send her to prison, the prisoners always seem to find him there.
Ken Hogan
veritas
>
> - Show quoted text -
I think I know an old fellow who says he is that old. Now, the nurses
have to change his diapers, but hey, who knows? By the way if you
really want to know how most girls think, watch "Body Heat", an old
movie with Kathleen Turner and William Hurt. I have three older
sisters, and it that movie didn't hit the bullseye, I don't know of a
better one to show how woman really think.
Ken Hogan
adman
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Handle? Aint that slang for the word nickname used by Truckers in the
1970's?
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Over and out!!
adman
That is not what Jesus said k00k
"This Generation" is not HIS generation but the future generation that will
be living when the fig tree puts forth fruit. Damn you people are dumb and
cannot read.
"NOW LEARN A PARABLE (or this lesson) OF THE FIG TREE; WHEN HER BRANCH IS
YET TENDER (or begins to sprout), AND PUTTETH FORTH LEAVES (or leaves
appear), YE KNOW THAT SUMMER IS NEAR (or approaching): SO YE IN LIKE MANNER
(or in the same way), WHEN YE SHALL SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS, (you are
to) KNOW THAT IT IS NIGH (or near), EVEN (right) AT THE DOORS. VERILY I SAY
UNTO YOU, THAT THIS GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS (away), TILL ALL THESE THINGS
BE DONE"
Oh, in case you have not noticed, Isreal (the fig tree) put forth new fruit
in 1948 when Isreal became a state again. It is "We" that are the generation
that will not pass.
Sockie
"Christ's Love" <christ...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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He lays on your heart to say nasty stuff? Then who needs him/her/it?
>
>
> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!
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Norma & Revis
> On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Budikka666
> <budi...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
>>The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
>>
>>"Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose their rank, it
>>can have lifelong consequences, so they're constantly picking fights."
>
> You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a bitter
> old woman who needs to find God.
Can you direct her to some real scientific evidence where she can find proof
of this god?
Ips-Switch
"Ben Goren" <b...@trumpetpower.com> wrote in message
news:1210423679_1962@isp.n...
> Oh, that's waaaay too easy. Matthew 10:34-39, amongst countless
> others.
>
> Jesus a ``love god'' my ass. Shit, I've met scorpions that were
> /far/ more loving than Jesus ``Let 'em all rot in Hell'' Christ.
>
Whatta GAWD!!!!!!
Matthew 10:34-39 "Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth;
I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man
against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law
against her mother-in-law; and one's foes will be members of one's own
household. Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me;
and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me; and
whoever does not take up the cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Those
who find their life will lose it, and those who lose their life for my sake
will find it."
Sockie
"adman" <72...@hottmail.et> wrote in message
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>
>
> "NOW LEARN A PARABLE (or this lesson) OF THE FIG TREE; WHEN HER BRANCH IS
> YET TENDER (or begins to sprout), AND PUTTETH FORTH LEAVES (or leaves
> appear), YE KNOW THAT SUMMER IS NEAR (or approaching): SO YE IN LIKE
> MANNER
> (or in the same way), WHEN YE SHALL SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS, (you
> are
> to) KNOW THAT IT IS NIGH (or near), EVEN (right) AT THE DOORS. VERILY I
> SAY
> UNTO YOU, THAT THIS GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS (away), TILL ALL THESE
> THINGS
> BE DONE"
>
> Oh, in case you have not noticed, Isreal (the fig tree) put forth new
> fruit
> in 1948 when Isreal became a state again. It is "We" that are the
> generation
> that will not pass.
Every generation says that you fool, and yet the end doesn't come. LOL and
megabytes of laughter.
Mike Johannson
"Ye Old One" <use...@mcsuk.net> wrote in message
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Or a man who was already dead when his followers penned the scrolls. They
can claim he said just about anything since he can no longer defend himself.
adman
"Sockie" <SAN...@verison.net> wrote in message
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You are incorrect. You kooks quote the bible in an effort to run from your
impending destruction but you just cannot get it right. You cant run, you
cant hide.
.Isreal did not form until 1948. This is the only generation to see that.
There is still time to save yourselves.
Sockie
Hahahahahah and megabytes of hahahaha's
Christ's Love
It's as though Satan has blinded them.
>"NOW LEARN A PARABLE (or this lesson) OF THE FIG TREE; WHEN HER BRANCH IS
>YET TENDER (or begins to sprout), AND PUTTETH FORTH LEAVES (or leaves
>appear), YE KNOW THAT SUMMER IS NEAR (or approaching): SO YE IN LIKE MANNER
>(or in the same way), WHEN YE SHALL SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS, (you are
>to) KNOW THAT IT IS NIGH (or near), EVEN (right) AT THE DOORS. VERILY I SAY
>UNTO YOU, THAT THIS GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS (away), TILL ALL THESE THINGS
>BE DONE"
>
>Oh, in case you have not noticed, Isreal (the fig tree) put forth new fruit
>in 1948 when Isreal became a state again. It is "We" that are the generation
>that will not pass.
>
It's later than they want to think.
bob young
Christ's Love wrote:
>
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 03:11:29 -0400, Cory Albrecht
> <coryal...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Christ's Love wrote:
> >> On Fri, 9 May 2008 14:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Budikka666
> >> <budi...@netscape.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>> The hyena would be the perfect emblem for radical feminism!
> >>>
> >>> "Girls are particularly tenacious, because if they lose their rank, it
> >>> can have lifelong consequences, so they're constantly picking fights."
> >>
> >> You identify with the hyaenas because you yourself are just a bitter
> >> old woman who needs to find God.
> >
> >Yeah, *real* good demonstration of the "Love your neighbour as yourself"
> >concept that Jesus said was the second greatest commandment.
> >
>
> Jesus always spoke the truth, and I speak the truth as the Lord lays
> it on my heart.
You have no idea what 'he' ever said; it was over two
thousand years ago. If
'He' existed he spoke aramaic with his words then translated
over and over with bits added or subtracted at the whims of
the translators then put into a book that was merchandised
by humans about four hundred years ago.
What you read in that book is so far removed from reality it
is laughable.
Bob
humanist.
........ the bible is clearly written by men, since it
reflects only the superstitions and mythologies from two
millenia ago when people were considerably less educated
about nature, the world and the cosmos.
If the bible were written by God, it wouldn't be
historically inaccurate, it wouldn't fail on prophecy and it
wouldn't contradict itself. It would reflect the perfection
and perfect knowledge of the deity that wrote it.
Given that the bible fails in all three areas, the best you
can claim with any hope of being correct is that the
superstitious shepherds who made up the myths and wrote them
down (eventually) believed in their arrogance that anyone
who didn't agree with them were fools.
[With acknowledgements to JERRY. March 2008]
bob young
Fear has always been used by the priesthood, that is when
they were not 'using' sin.
Charles & Mambo Duckman
> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!
Well, I for one am flattered. Unfortunately, I don't swing that way, but I'm
sure you and your Christ can find some nice looking homo in a gay bar
somewhere.
--
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood
Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
Kelsey Bjarnason
On Fri, 09 May 2008 14:09:43 -0700, Budikka666 wrote:
re the topic:
Yes, but then, so is your average rock. How is this news?
> The dominant gender is the female - they run everything. "One gender
> contradiction is the female spotted hyena's long clitoris, almost
> indistinguishable from a penis, through which the animals urinate, mate
> and even give birth. Scientists call the unusual organ, which is capable
> of becoming erect, a pseudopenis or a peniform clitoris. To further
> confuse matters, a female's labia are fused and made bulbous by two
> fatty pads, creating the illusion of a scrotum."
Giving birth *through* the pseudopenis? As if the usual way wasn't
uncomfortable enough. :)
> I wonder why an honest god would design something deceitful like that,
> especially when it's so dangerous? Or did it simply evolve?
Nah, it was God. After a three-day bender. "And a day is like a
thousand years..."
Christ's Love
How sad that the great majority of them will not heed the warning.
Charles & Mambo Duckman
How sad that dumbass morons who can't even spell "Israel" feel that they
have a corner on the scripture interpretation market. Israel is a fig tree,
eh? Alrighty then...
Always remember: fuck your Christ and each and every member of his
fictitious family.
Ben Goren
> adman wrote:
>> Sockie wrote:
>>> adman wrote:
>>>
>>>> "NOW LEARN A PARABLE (or this lesson) OF THE FIG TREE; WHEN
>>>> HER BRANCH IS YET TENDER (or begins to sprout), AND PUTTETH
>>>> FORTH LEAVES (or leaves appear), YE KNOW THAT SUMMER IS NEAR
>>>> (or approaching): SO YE IN LIKE MANNER (or in the same way),
>>>> WHEN YE SHALL SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS, (you are to)
>>>> KNOW THAT IT IS NIGH (or near), EVEN (right) AT THE
>>>> DOORS. VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, THAT THIS GENERATION SHALL NOT
>>>> PASS (away), TILL ALL THESE THINGS BE DONE"
>>>>
>>>> Oh, in case you have not noticed, Isreal (the fig tree) put
>>>> forth new fruit in 1948 when Isreal became a state again. It
>>>> is "We" that are the generation that will not pass.
>>>
>>> Every generation says that you fool, and yet the end doesn't
>>> come. LOL and megabytes of laughter.
>>
>> You are incorrect. You kooks quote the bible in an effort to
>> run from your impending destruction but you just cannot get it
>> right. You cant run, you cant hide.
>>
>> .Isreal did not form until 1948. This is the only generation to
>> see that.
>>
>> There is still time to save yourselves.
>
> How sad that the great majority of them will not heed the
> warning.
And yet, you will not heed the warning of Ragnarok. Do you really
wish to see the insides of Nastrond? Are you so foolish as to
think you'll escape Nidhogg's clutches?
> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every
> one of you!
Dude. How many times do we have to tell you? There isn't a single
person here who wants to have sex with you -- let alone join in a
threesome with your imaginary friend.
Go ahead and let Jesus fuck you all you want, but that really
ain't our style, and it's getting quite annoying the way you keep
begging for it.
Ben Goren
> Christ's Love wrote:
>> adman wrote:
>>> Sockie wrote:
>>>> adman wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "NOW LEARN A PARABLE (or this lesson) OF THE FIG TREE; WHEN
>>>>> HER BRANCH IS YET TENDER (or begins to sprout), AND PUTTETH
>>>>> FORTH LEAVES (or leaves appear), YE KNOW THAT SUMMER IS NEAR
>>>>> (or approaching): SO YE IN LIKE MANNER (or in the same way),
>>>>> WHEN YE SHALL SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS, (you are to)
>>>>> KNOW THAT IT IS NIGH (or near), EVEN (right) AT THE DOORS.
>>>>> VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, THAT THIS GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS
>>>>> (away), TILL ALL THESE THINGS BE DONE"
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, in case you have not noticed, Isreal (the fig tree) put
>>>>> forth new fruit in 1948 when Isreal became a state again. It
>>>>> is "We" that are the generation that will not pass.
>>>>
>>>> Every generation says that you fool, and yet the end doesn't
>>>> come. LOL and megabytes of laughter.
>>>
>>> You are incorrect. You kooks quote the bible in an effort to
>>> run from your impending destruction but you just cannot get it
>>> right. You cant run, you cant hide.
>>>
>>> .Isreal did not form until 1948. This is the only generation
>>> to see that.
>>>
>>> There is still time to save yourselves.
>>
>> How sad that the great majority of them will not heed the
>> warning.
>
> How sad that dumbass morons who can't even spell "Israel"
> feel that they have a corner on the scripture interpretation
> market. Israel is a fig tree, eh? Alrighty then...
So...this means that Newton was Jewish? Whoda thunk?
>> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every
>> one of you!
>
> Always remember: fuck your Christ and each and every member of
> his fictitious family.
Isn't that exactly what he keeps trying to tell us -- except that
he wants us all -- ``Each and every one of you'' -- to join in the
orgy?
I don't know 'bout you, but I'm rather repulsed by the thought.
Christ's Love
Your bitterness just proves our point, Charles.
Charles & Mambo Duckman
> Your bitterness just proves our point, Charles.
Since your point is that you're idiots, there ain't no dispute here.
> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!
That's nice, but I'd rather take Mary's blowjob any day.
Charles & Mambo Duckman
> >> Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every
> >> one of you!
> >
> > Always remember: fuck your Christ and each and every member of
> > his fictitious family.
>
> Isn't that exactly what he keeps trying to tell us -- except that
> he wants us all -- ``Each and every one of you'' -- to join in the
> orgy?
>
> I don't know 'bout you, but I'm rather repulsed by the thought.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, though. Still, if I have a choice
of a sex rump with a deity or a semi-deity, I'm sure there are hundreds of
cute female ones I'd rather boink.
Kelsey Bjarnason
> "Budikka666" <budi...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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rather than invented legendry. Compare nick. .
-- The New Hacker's Dictionary
The use extends considerably beyond 1970's trucking. While the tone
above suggests something of a negativity towards "handles", it should be
pointed out that this *is* the Hacker's Dictionary, and hackers, more
than almost anyone, are as a group almost violently opposed to asinine
behaviour or those who engage in it - which is to say, warez d00dz,
crackers, weenies, spods and other lower forms of network life - as
opposed to the more generalized usage by Joe Sixpack, about whom the
hacker is very likely to be almost entirely apathetic.
I'm sure this will all fly completely over your head, but then, what can
one expect from a read-only user?
Sockie
"bob young" <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:4827A17F...@netvigator.com...
You got that right brother. FEAR and promises of pie in the sky if you
donate regularly and do as the priest class tells you to do.