Once Again Young Earth Creationists are Proven to be Morons
Budikka666
ycebukz) blogs about a Palmer's oak in California's Jurupa Mountains.
It single-handedly kicks the dumb-ass young-Earth creationists in
their dumb asses, since it's 13,000 years old.
That means it was already 6,000 years old for those moronic
creationists who think Earth is only 6,000 years old, and already
3,000 years old for those morons who think the entire universe was
created within the last 10K years!
Keep backing your asses into my foot, creationist morons, and I'll
keep kicking them.
Budikka
trog69
> Ed Yong atwww.scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience(http://tinyurl.com/
Yeah, but how old is it if the scientists don't use Satan's means of
measuring age?
teresita
> Yeah, but how old is it if the scientists don't use Satan's means of
> measuring age?
Satan's method, being of course, the one that's calibrated using
dendrochronology for accuracy.
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Teresita
http://hackylinux.blogspot.com/
Puck Greenman.
13,000 years.
tirebiter
> Ed Yong atwww.scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience(http://tinyurl.com/
I had an online discussion with a creationist who would simply use the
term "apparent age" to resolve this sort of discrepancy.
You see, according to this black hole of logic, the so-called god
created the universe 6,000 years ago, but made it appear to be 14
billion years old. QED.
I think I later saw him on the Jeopardy TV game show where he came in
third behind a bag of rocks and a bull with tits.
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a.a. #2273
Nomen Publicus
Satan makes tree rings? The guy is *everywhere*!
--
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years
before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
-- Mark Twain
Father Haskell
> Ed Yong atwww.scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience(http://tinyurl.com/
Trees predate the earth. Simple as that.
Geode
a kid in school was writing an answer for an examen. He has to talk
about foraminifera. The boy wrote something like this,
"foraminifera are very old little sea bugs. They are so all that they
existed 500 millions years before the creation of the world."
The same can we say about the Universe. "The Universe is so old that
astronomers say it already existed 15 billion years before the
creation of the world."
Leopold
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Budikka666
5 minutes.
Budikka
Budikka666
wrote:
One tree to rule them all....
Budikka
Lorentz
> On Dec 26, 7:28 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
> Trees predate the earth. Simple as that.
Can this species of tree grow under or on water?
Puck Greenman.
Mmm.
Trees predate the earth.
God predates the earth.
TREES ARE GODS!
GOD IS YGGDRASIL!
Alex W
No, you heretic, GOD IS AN ENT!
Puck Greenman.
You are confusing your gods, and your prophets.
Alex W
GOd's name is JRR and his profits are immense!
bobsyo...@yahoo.com
"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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No, moron .................. trees Must, then, be GOD!
Father Haskell
Both. Once you can accept talking snakes (how it
sounded palatals and friccatives with fangs, a split jaw,
a forked tongue, and no vocal cords, only gawd knows),
nothing is impossible.
Alex W
wrote:
The logical solution would be: Adam, behind the tree,
practising his ventriloquism.
Puck Greenman.
There may be more than an acorn of truth in that.
Alex W
Too right, and now hobbit, matey.
Alan Ford
>>>> On Dec 26, 7:28 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>> Trees predate the earth. Simple as that.
>>> Can this species of tree grow under or on water?
>> Both. Once you can accept talking snakes (how it
>> sounded palatals and friccatives with fangs, a split jaw,
>> a forked tongue, and no vocal cords, only gawd knows),
>> nothing is impossible.
>
> The logical solution would be: Adam, behind the tree,
> practising his ventriloquism.
Yo, Eve!!! How you doin'? Yo, I gots a talkin' one-eyed snake here.
Wanna hear it talk? First put it in yo' mouth till it spits.
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If you don't beat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding
If you don't beat your meat?
Father Haskell
<bobsyoung...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
And Howdy Doody is his son.
bobsyo...@yahoo.com
*** made me snort my Pepsi!!!!!!!
hypa...@comcast.net
hypa...@comcast.net
A female Ent!
Father Haskell
wrote:
> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> news:7ecd0aaf-631a-430c...@d7g2000vbs.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 29, 11:26 pm, "PepsiFr...@teranews.com"
>
>
>
>
>
> <bobsyoung...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> >news:08b14d09-5c33-43e5...@p19g2000vbq.googlegroups.com...
> > On Dec 26, 7:28 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> > > Ed Yong atwww.scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience(http://tinyurl.com/
> > > ycebukz) blogs about a Palmer's oak in California's Jurupa Mountains.
> > > It single-handedly kicks the dumb-ass young-Earth creationists in
> > > their dumb asses, since it's 13,000 years old.
>
> > > That means it was already 6,000 years old for those moronic
> > > creationists who think Earth is only 6,000 years old, and already
> > > 3,000 years old for those morons who think the entire universe was
> > > created within the last 10K years!
>
> > > Keep backing your asses into my foot, creationist morons, and I'll
> > > keep kicking them.
>
> > > Budikka
>
> > Trees predate the earth. Simple as that.
>
> > No, moron .................. trees Must, then, be GOD!
>
> And Howdy Doody is his son.
>
> *** made me snort my Pepsi!!!!!!!
He was born in a manger, which was his 2nd cousin.
hypa...@comcast.net
Not telepathy? How disappointing.
hypa...@comcast.net
God is Mr. Bluster and Howdy Doody is his illegitimate
son through the Holy Puppet. Don't tell Buffalo Bob!
Wht time is it, kids?!
Alex W
Rubbish!
As Sacred Scripture says quite clearly: Entwives are
mythical!
Robibnikoff
"Alex W" <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1racbnjtwjeon$.x9gd8auth4lr$.dlg@40tude.net...
Well, now you're just being silly!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & Belly Dancer Supreme
BAAWA Knight
#1557
Budikka666
If that's the case, why did Gandalf say "Speak Friend and ENTer"?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Budikka