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Budikka666

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Dec 15, 2009, 4:47:42 PM12/15/09
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Free Lunch

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On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:47:42 -0800 (PST), Budikka666
<budi...@netscape.net> wrote in alt.talk.creationism:

I wonder how many of the science-deniers here will have the integrity to
agree that Mr. Hovind is not a very good model for Christians at all.
There are not a lot of Christians who think that fake credentials and
tax fraud are what God wants.

Mitchell Holman

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Free Lunch <lu...@nofreelunch.us> wrote in
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Modern Christian: Someone who can take time out from
blasting evolution as "mere speculation" and "junk science"
to demand the latest medical advances from evolutionary
biology be used on them when THEY get sick.

livvy

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On Dec 15, 4:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...

>
> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>
> Budikka

you seem to have a reason to acknowledge Kent Hovind....never heard of
him. Your regard is in you. That's fine. Why would you present to
anyone? It's a self-thing. Creationist.....is that it?

Yap

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Her message is meant to inform people like you (naive person) that
fraudster should not not get away from their deceptive tactics
and outright lies.
You seem not being bothered by liars.

And all bigots are not being alert to their willing conscious to go
after their greed, i.e. a next life when there is none.
Don't argue how I know, I am just telling you there is no single
example of human coming back from their death to testify, since the
appearance of mankind..

Puck Greenman.

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On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:03:21 -0800 (PST), livvy <go...@yahoo.com>
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English, not your first language; huh?

Ken

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Dec 16, 2009, 11:01:54 AM12/16/09
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> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>
> Budikka

What an egomaniac.
How many times did he say "I" in the first three pages?
And he calls THAT a PhD dissertation?
Wadda fucking joke.
More like a 10th graders: "What I did on my summer vacation" essay

I sure hope Kent's having lots of "fun" in Federal Butt Fuck Prison
with his pals, Bruno and Bubba

bobsyo...@yahoo.com

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"Budikka666" <budi...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s_doctoral_dissertation
>
> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>
> Budikka


??????????????????????

"Hello, my name is Kent Hovind" is not even worthy of a used car salesman,
or even a ninth grade term paper.

It certainly has no place in doctoral dissertation.

It does, however, show the low level of any real education or intelligence.


Ken

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Dec 16, 2009, 1:25:45 PM12/16/09
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On Dec 16, 8:56 am, "PepsiFr...@teranews.com" <bobsyoung...@yahoo.com>
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> "Hello, my name is Kent Hovind" is not even worthy of a used car salesman,
> or even a ninth grade term paper.

Priceless


> It certainly has no place in doctoral dissertation.
> It does, however, show the low level of any real education or intelligence.

Gave the twit too much recognition to rate even as high as a 10th
grader.
Hovind..a prime example of what years of X-tian home schoolin' can
accomplish....nothing even close to a GED

Christopher A. Lee

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Dec 16, 2009, 1:59:36 PM12/16/09
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And worse - Christians who know about these degree shops, know any can
by the degree and still treat it as if it were genuine.

Ken

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Dec 16, 2009, 3:26:59 PM12/16/09
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On Dec 16, 10:59 am, Christopher A. Lee <ca...@optonline.net> wrote:

> And worse - Christians who know about these degree shops, know any can
> by the degree and still treat it as if it were genuine.

A Masters from UOP (University of Photoshop) with a PhD @ the
University of Kinkos

Budikka666

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Thanks for your comments. If a clue ever happens your way, please do
latch onto it.

Budikka

ilbe...@gmail.com

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> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>
> Budikka

This of course means that You and all other Atheists will get off
scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
account of how you lived your earthly life apart from God and his
moral mandates. ( And posting the shortcomings of other Christians
and Creationists will also help better your situation....) .

Allan Matthews

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Dec 16, 2009, 5:35:56 PM12/16/09
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In article <0fd14403-538a-46af-ae27-b71c86ae0995
@r1g2000vbn.googlegroups.com>, ilbe...@gmail.com says...

> On Dec 15, 3:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
> > http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
> >
> > This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>
> This of course means that You and all other Atheists will get off
> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator

Proof this creator exists?

> to give account of how you lived your earthly life apart from God

Proof this "god" exists?

> and his moral mandates.

Like killing people for eating shellfish or wearing cotton/poly?

allan
--
allan_matthews[at]bigfoot[dot]com
=========================================
"And the moral of the story?
Don't leave things in the fridge."
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Enkidu

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Dec 16, 2009, 5:40:27 PM12/16/09
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IlBe...@gmail.com wrote:

> This of course means that You and all other Atheists will get off
> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
> account of how you lived your earthly life apart from God and his
> moral mandates.

If it turns out there is a God, I'm willing to stand and answer for what
I did with my limited abilities to improve the lot of my fellow man.

Will He stand before *me* and answer for His actions?

--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to
do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." -
Susan B. Anthony

haiku jones

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Dec 16, 2009, 5:41:13 PM12/16/09
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On Dec 16, 3:33 pm, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <ilbeba...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 15, 3:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> >http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
>
> > This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>
> > Budikka


>
> This of course means that You and all other Atheists  will get off
> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
> account of how you lived your earthly life

Yep. We will. After all, you and you alone have convinced
me, by invoking the authority of top scientist Francis Crick,
that our Creators were Space Aliens.

And I've never known a space alien to hold a grudge,
have you?


Haiku Jones

panam...@hotmail.com

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On Dec 16, 5:33 pm, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <ilbeba...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 15, 3:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> >http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
>
> > This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>
> > Budikka
>
> This of course means that You and all other Atheists  

snip crap

If the god in your insipid mythology really *did* exist, and really
*did* all those cruel things in the central tome of Judeo-Christian
fiction, the only moral action for humanity to take would be to track
it down and kill it.

Why do you continue to bleat your pathetic fairy tale as if it is
actually *true*? After all, regardless of whether god/s exist or not,
the last one hundred fifty years of historical and archeological
research leads to one conclusion:

Christianity is myth.

You are a moron. You're screaming about an oncoming train, when nobody
but you can see the tracks (and yes, that *does* mean they're not
there, idiot). Your meaningless threats do not distress anyone. In
fact, the only thing distressing about you is your rudeness, and your
complete ignorance of anything humanity has learned since the 17th
Century. You are obsolete, and no amount of pouting & empty threats is
going to change that.

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!

Christopher A. Lee

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Dec 16, 2009, 6:15:38 PM12/16/09
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On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:05:28 -0800 (PST), panam...@hotmail.com
wrote:

>On Dec 16, 5:33�pm, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <ilbeba...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 15, 3:47�pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>
>> >http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
>>
>> > This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>>
>> > Budikka
>>
>> This of course means that You and all other Atheists �
>
>snip crap
>
>If the god in your insipid mythology really *did* exist, and really
>*did* all those cruel things in the central tome of Judeo-Christian
>fiction, the only moral action for humanity to take would be to track
>it down and kill it.
>
>Why do you continue to bleat your pathetic fairy tale as if it is
>actually *true*? After all, regardless of whether god/s exist or not,
>the last one hundred fifty years of historical and archeological
>research leads to one conclusion:
>
>Christianity is myth.

And we would not have to point this out if believers had the sense to
keep it among themselves instead of insisting everybody else should
take it seriously.

Steve O

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Dec 16, 2009, 6:30:25 PM12/16/09
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"IlBe...@gmail.com" <ilbe...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:0fd14403-538a-46af...@r1g2000vbn.googlegroups.com...

I'll be fine, thanks.
I'm already officially exempt from Purgatory, so what have I got to worry
about?

--
Steve O
aa #2240 BAAWA
Theological Noncognivatist
Convicted by Earthquack
Exempt from Purgatory by Papal Indulgence

Cory Albrecht

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Dec 16, 2009, 7:10:28 PM12/16/09
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Mitchell Holman wrote, on 09-12-15 10:35 PM:


Um, excuse me, I think you mean s/Modern/Fundamentalist/. Please take
more care in the future when you think you are describing all Christians
when it is in reality a minor, if vocal, sect.

Cory Albrecht

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Free Lunch wrote, on 09-12-15 07:28 PM:

> On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:47:42 -0800 (PST), Budikka666
> <budi...@netscape.net> wrote in alt.talk.creationism:
>
>> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s_doctoral_dissertation
>>
>> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>>
>> Budikka
>
> I wonder how many of the science-deniers here will have the integrity to
> agree that Mr. Hovind is not a very good model for Christians at all.

I doubt it, as there are few honest science-deniers. The only honest
ones are those who lack the knowledge of real science, and when properly
educated they become like me or VoiceOfReason or Dana Tweedy.

If they stay as deniers after being educated, they never were honest in
the first place.

Tim Miller

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Dec 16, 2009, 7:51:18 PM12/16/09
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IlBe...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Dec 15, 3:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
>>
>> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>>
>> Budikka
>
> This of course means that You and all other Atheists will get off
> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator

But, of course, NO ONE will ever stand before your imaginary friend.

I feel really sad that you're wasting the ONLY life you're ever
going to have.

Tim Miller

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Dec 16, 2009, 7:53:53 PM12/16/09
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Enkidu wrote:
> IlBe...@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> This of course means that You and all other Atheists will get off
>> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
>> account of how you lived your earthly life apart from God and his
>> moral mandates.
>
> If it turns out there is a God, I'm willing to stand and answer for what
> I did with my limited abilities to improve the lot of my fellow man.
>
> Will He stand before *me* and answer for His actions?
>

If it laughingly turned out that the xtian god was anything more
than a bad, plagiarized bunch of myths (which is all the real
evidence will support), and I DID wind up "standing before him",
I'd kick his lying, cheating, worthless ass so hard it would wind
up between his shoulder blades. THEN I'd push him down stairs.

Tim Miller

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Dec 16, 2009, 7:54:50 PM12/16/09
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Steve O wrote:
>
>
> "IlBe...@gmail.com" <ilbe...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0fd14403-538a-46af...@r1g2000vbn.googlegroups.com...
>> On Dec 15, 3:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
>>>
>>> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>>>
>>> Budikka
>>
>> This of course means that You and all other Atheists will get off
>> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
>> account of how you lived your earthly life apart from God and his
>> moral mandates. ( And posting the shortcomings of other Christians
>> and Creationists will also help better your situation....) .
>
> I'll be fine, thanks.
> I'm already officially exempt from Purgatory, so what have I got to
> worry about?
>

You too? Since I've never "sinned", I have a "Get Outta Hell Free Card"!

Ralph

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Dec 16, 2009, 8:22:28 PM12/16/09
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Too bad that your god didn't live by his own moral mandates.

Smiler

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Dec 16, 2009, 8:23:50 PM12/16/09
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haiku jones wrote:
> On Dec 16, 3:33 pm, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <ilbeba...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 15, 3:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>
>>> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
>>
>>> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>>
>>> Budikka
>
>
>>
>> This of course means that You and all other Atheists will get off
>> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
>> account of how you lived your earthly life
>
> Yep. We will. After all, you and you alone have convinced
> me, by invoking the authority of top scientist Francis Crick,
> that our Creators were Space Aliens.
>
> And I've never known a space alien to hold a grudge,
> have you?
>

Vogon poetry?

--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer


Christopher A. Lee

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On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:23:50 -0000, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com>
wrote:

>haiku jones wrote:
>> On Dec 16, 3:33 pm, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <ilbeba...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On Dec 15, 3:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
>>>
>>>> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>>>
>>>> Budikka
>>
>>
>>>
>>> This of course means that You and all other Atheists will get off
>>> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
>>> account of how you lived your earthly life
>>
>> Yep. We will. After all, you and you alone have convinced
>> me, by invoking the authority of top scientist Francis Crick,
>> that our Creators were Space Aliens.
>>
>> And I've never known a space alien to hold a grudge,
>> have you?
>>
>
>Vogon poetry?

Oh freddled gruntbuggly! Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits in a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiouly drangle me with crinkly bindle werdles,
For otherwise I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with
My blurglecruncheon see if I don't.

Rev. Karl E. Taylor

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Dec 16, 2009, 8:54:05 PM12/16/09
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And since you have yet to present even one shred of objective evidence
for his creator or yours, your words ring hallow. And empty threat from
an empty head.

Go take your delusion somewhere else, Davy. Adults don't respond to
childish threats and mythical monsters.

--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
http://azhotops.blogspot.com
A.A #1143 http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology

Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director

BAAWA Knight Sir Karl of the Solaris Media
____________________________________________________________________

Brian E. Clark

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Dec 16, 2009, 10:35:28 PM12/16/09
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In article <0fd14403-538a-46af-ae27-b71c86ae0995
@r1g2000vbn.googlegroups.com>, ilbe...@gmail.com says...

> > This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.


> >
> > Budikka
>
> This of course means that You and all other Atheists will get off
> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
> account of how you lived your earthly life apart from God and his
> moral mandates.

Perhaps there really is a God, but upon meeting him you
discover that he's more concerned about your using your
brains than in slavishly believing the words of whichever
clergyman presided at your parents' church.

Do you think he'll forgive your refusal to probe the flaws
in your religion's mythologies? Will he overlook your
disavowal of reason in favor of a mindless faith that made
light of obvious contradictions in the Bible and flaws in
your theology?

No, you'd be well and truly screwed. Poor you. And having
made no practice in reasoned argument, you'd be unable to
mount even an echo of a sensible defense. Such irony.

> ( And posting the shortcomings of other Christians
> and Creationists will also help better your situation....) .

Okay, this sounds like a fun game. Let's figure out our
fate in other fairy tales, shall we? Will you be eaten by
the Big Bad Wolf? Will Christopher A. Lee fall victim to a
bridge troll? Will Perseus rescue Robyn from the Kraken?

Are you scared yet?

--
-----------
Brian E. Clark

Budikka666

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Dec 17, 2009, 4:39:58 PM12/17/09
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Unmet challenge #1
The challenge I offered you in this thread:
http://tinyurl.com/nubnxr
on May 11th 2009, only to see you RUN AWAY.

Unmet challenge #2
Provide *positive*, *scientific* evidence *for* a creation. Not Bible
quotes. Not quotes from creationists or atheists or evolutionists.
Not divine revelation. Not juvenile unsupported ignorant assertions.
Not chants of 'no it isn't!'. Not counter challenges when you haven't
even met ours, but *positive*, *scientific* evidence *for* a creation.

Unmet challenge #3
Provide evidence that shows how DNA is the work of a creator. Show us
this evidence and explain how it demonstrates a creator.

Unmet challenge #4
Support claims that bacteria have never arisen from anything other
than bacteria/life has never arisen from anything but life.

Unmet challenge #5
Provide evidence in support of the creationist claim that information
cannot be added to a genome.

Unmet challenge #6
Define scientifically what the "genetic boundaries" are: specifically
what the mechanism is which (according to creationist claims) prevents
one species from evolving into another species over time.

Unmet Challenge #7
Provide your scientific evidence (as opposed to your LYING,
unsupported bullshit, which has been refuted repeatedly) to support
your creationist claim that life cannot arise from organic chemistry,
when scientists have repeatedly demonstrated that the truth is quite
to the contrary

Unmet Challenge #8
Prove that there's a god out there waiting to judge me when I die.
Otherwise you and your creationist fundie ilk are nothing but pathetic
LIARS and FRAUDS.

Unmet Challenge #9
Prove that we have a soul. Demonstrate scientifically where it is and
what its purpose is.

Unmet Challenge #10
Prove that this fictional Jesus isn't fictional and that he literally
died and that he came back to life and went to Heaven.

Here's a list of the strongest advocates of creation on Usenet WHO
HAVE FLED one or more of these challenges:
Chicken Adman
Chicken Andrew
Chicken Brother Ted
Chicken Codebreaker
Chicken Curtjester1
Chicken Duke
Chicken Gabriel
Chicken I'll Be Bauck
Chicken Pastor Dave

Let's face it, NOT A SINGLE creationist on Usenet has been able to
find the guts to face these challenges. This fictional god of theirs
has deserted every one of these liars and frauds That's what a sad,
pathetic and vacuous bunch of lousy, low-life scum they are.

Case closed. End of story. End of You.

Budikka

Hannele

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Dec 17, 2009, 6:14:26 PM12/17/09
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Thank you so much, now I've got a killer of a headache and I'm feeling
nauseous. It's evil you are! ;-)

--
Hannele, A.A #2211

There are at least as many gods as there are believers.

Alan Charbonneau

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Dec 20, 2009, 12:54:41 AM12/20/09
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God's moral mandates include not eating shellfish or rabbits (because,
as we all know, rabbits chew their cud). This is the same God that
sent to she-bears out to kill 42 little children for teasing Elijah
about his baldness. Moral mandates? From Jehovah???

Here is some of the splendid reading material provided by the OT.
Make sure you read this to some children in Sunday School so that they
can benefit from the Word of God...
Ezekiel 23: 16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent
messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to
the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had
been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When
she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her nakedness, I
turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her
sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled
the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There
she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys
and whose emission was like that of horses.

Sacred Scripture and all that...

livvy

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Dec 20, 2009, 1:21:51 AM12/20/09
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On Dec 15, 4:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
>
> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>
> Budikka

and yet you created a space-wasting slug place. Says more about you
than him...he would have been ignored without your presentation.

Yet, you had a need to fling stuff...can you tell us why?

livvy

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On Dec 16, 2:07 am, Yap <hhyaps...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 12月16日, 下午12時03分, livvy <go...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > On Dec 15, 4:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> > >http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...
>
> > > This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.
>
> > > Budikka
>
> > you seem to have a reason to acknowledge Kent Hovind....never heard of
> > him.   Your regard is in you.  That's fine.  Why would you present to
> > anyone?  It's a self-thing.   Creationist.....is that it?
>
> Her message is meant to inform people like you (naive person) that
> fraudster should not not get away from their deceptive tactics
> and outright lies.
> You seem not being bothered by liars.
>
> And all bigots are not being alert to their willing conscious to go
> after their greed, i.e. a next life when there is none.
> Don't argue how I know, I am just telling you there is no single
> example of human coming back from their death to testify, since the
> appearance of mankind..
and if there's ever a time whe you do learn to form sentences, and
form. intelligent.....oh, nevermind, Carry on with the yammering,
like you do.

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