Italian Conversation

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Italian Conversation

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation
at first, but her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of the men say: "Emma come first.
Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I
come again. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come once
a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk
about our sex lives in public!" "Hey coola down,
lady," said the main. "I justa tell my friend
how to spell Mississippi."