Hey everybody... We can't believe the summer is almost over. Our
MINITOUR was amaaaaazing as predicted, and now it's time to play our
last Memphis show of this round. It will be at the Buccaneer on
Saturday night, where we'll be sharing the stage with the Oscars and
Evil Army. It's the Oscars' last show, and they're a really great
local band, so you will really kick yourself if you miss this one. And
if you haven't gotten to see one of our shows this year, you really
need to come check it out... It's almost like we are a totally
different band! We have metamorphissssed into a wonderful thing, I
assure you. SO we can't wait to see you there!

ALSO you may recall from our last letter that Katherine and Alanna are
working on a film. So here is this message from them about that, if
you're interested in helping out at all:::

hello all! if you're wondering, we've started shooting our movie and i
must say, it looks beautiful, thanks to morgan jon fox's amazing
camera. things are on the up and up, but we're not out of the woods
yet -- we still need lots of help! we're looking for a vast assortment
of props, which we would rather borrow or rent than buy. we are also
still looking for extras, especially if you want to build a
contraption for an egg drop. yes, there is an egg drop scene in this
movie.

here's a list of some stuff we're looking for:
--ROTC uniform
--band uniform
--sailor hats or clothes
--lab coat
--wearable wings
--boxes of candy
--egg drop soup
--egg substitutes
--other egg type thingies
--science toys
--gatorade cooler
--smokeless tobacco
--chewing tobacco spit jar
--white board
--mannequin head
--old ethernet cable
--old tv guide
--old maps
--old textbooks
--books about college
--steak
--onion
--celery
--protein powder
--egg drop projects
--a sculpture made of gum
--a drawing of ryan masson as a blue-footed booby

sooo sorry if we've already asked you this, perhaps a thousand times,
BUT... if you're free tomorrow, you're interested, and you resemble a
high school student, please come to the east gym at white station high
school to participate in some gym class scenes. we're asking that
people get there around 11am to learn a dance if they'd like to be in
that, and we'll be shooting from around noon to 5pm. all you need to
do is wear gym shorts, we'll provide some shirts and some directions
and some food.

if you can't make it tomorrow but you're interested in doing something
else, let us know. we definitely need you! thanks for being
wonderfully helpful and patient.

LOVE, SCANDALIZ VANDALISTZ