Re: Will TSA Next Handcuff Passengers to their seats & Put a Hood over their heads?

[sicklilman]

Since that Nigerian nut set fire to his pants, you will now have to
remove your pants before boarding a U.S. airliner.

But remember, shoes first!

I'm proud to announce that the TSA has selected me to be the "Chief
Panty Remover, Inspector, and Sniffer" at Washington Dulles
International Airport outside D.C.

However, my work involves only comely, white 16 to 28-year-old girls.
So there are still several positions at Dulles to be filled.

But don't delay filing your online application.

I had to beat off , er -- out -- 574 other candidates for my position.