Re: Storytime (was: Re: TO THE MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS)
Rob Cypher aka "The Anti-Bob"
>On Dec 21, 11:24�pm, John Cook <FunCoTech@Yahoodotcom> wrote:
>> On 21/12/09 10:13 PM, Thomas Williams wrote:
>
>>
>> Wheww...
>> OK - You have a lot to talk about I see.
>>
>> Yer good at it but mate - You could talk the dogs off a meat wagon!
>>
>> How bout we get comfortable here first...
>>
>> Now, Hows yer Mom?
>>
>> --
>> John Cook
>>
>> Reality is not Democratic
>
>I prefer not to talk about my mother after the incident at Church.
>This happened many years ago when I was alot younger. She dragged me
>off to church one Sunday morning and I barely had time to get dressed.
>I was in such a rush getting dressed that I failed to put on any
>underwear.
>
>As I was sitting in the front pew I noticed the preacher looking at me
>funny. It was summer and I was wearing rather short, shorts and my
>scrotum was visible to all on the pulpit.
>
>My mother noticed the reaction of the preacher then looked to see what
>he was looking at. She gasped and stood up saying "YOU CHILD OF SATAN"
>and made me strip infront of the entire shocked congregation.
>
>Once I was naked she told me "Let's show everyone what a Child of
>Satan does" and she proceeded to masturbate me in front of everyone
>until my cock was hard. She then stripped herself and started to lick
>down my hard penis.
>
>Then the preacher came over and started to press into my behind, he
>was naked now and his huge mushroom head was pressing into my tight
>hole. I was crying but sort of enjoying it. Looking out at the entire
>congregation all I remember seeing was shocked faces. Some even
>started vomiting with what happened next...
>
>My dad stood up and started clapping his hands really slowly humming
>the theme to Mr Ed then stripped himself off then grabbed my sister
>and ripped her clothes off and telling her to get on her hands and
>knees. Mom then led me by the cock and forced me to fuck my sister in
>the bum, she must have had a full breakfast as my cock got covered in
>shit.
>
>My balls were slapping against my sisters ass as I was really getting
>into it when dad came around and pressed his cock at my lips. I wasn't
>sure what to do so he held my nose so I had to open my mouth then he
>rammed his 9 inch cock down my throat making me gag while mom got
>behind him and started to lick at his asshole.
>
>While this was happening the preacher was masturbating and shot a huge
>load all over my sisters back then rubbed his hands in the pool of cum
>and smeared it all over my face.
>
>Then I heard some sirens, I guess someone called the police as they
>burst in, saw what has happening and froze in shock.
>
>One of them asked "what kind of church is this?". The preacher
>answered "The Aristicratialians"
>
>After that I hid inside my house for years now coming online to share
>my ministry with the world.
>
>God bless you.
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Spencer Spindrift
wrote:
Well I thank you Bob Rob Ben
for leading me to lots ov SLAcK [U can find it in Brahms but not in
List]
Too much in The Dead; none in Beefheart.
Some in my heart; none in my art.
u.s.w. ad nauseum
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